KMC Forums - Fraggle Rock VS the Teletubbies

Far from here, but not as far as you think, four sinister figures are standing over an eons-old, blood-stained altar with a pentagram on it and the freshly-slain corpse of a newborn infant. They are chanting verses in ancient Sumerian. Plotting how to influence more filth into the minds of children, while the demonic Sunbaby (obviously a pagan sun deity who enjoys human sacrifice, like Moloch (Wiki him)) gleefully watches over them, and the Satanic vacuum cleaner fallates the four of them simultaneously by sprouting three extra heads out of nowhere. The various strange items, such as sentient beach balls dance around the four socialist demons in a circle.

Sensing great evil entering the world, Gobo awakens from his ancient slumber he entered when the classic children's television series Fraggle Rock was canceled. He calls Mokey, Red, Boober and Wembley to him, and they discuss the events going on. The Fraggles are utterly incensed that these creepy freaks trying to infect children's minds with communism and homosexuality...the Fraggles are heroes from the Golden Age of children's programming, when there were no evil, liberal ideological beliefs put into young, easily influenced, vulnerable minds. When morals in children's television were simple, basic, things every sensible person would know. When right and wrong, and protecting children from filth, weren't criticized as the fundamentalist beliefs of "neo-cons". To rescue the children, the five Fraggles also call for help from the Gorgs, all the other Fraggles who appeared on the show, and Majorie the Trash Heap (with her assitants, Philo and Grunge), plus the Doozers and Sprocket, all of whom cooperate perfectly; every single puppet and Jim Henson creature who appeared on the show (except the Muppets and Sesame Street characters from the Christmas special).

Will the Teletubbies continue exposing their R-rated teletrash to children, or will the heroic, all-American fraggles teach those filthy liberal Europeans a lesson, send those red (communism) and pink (gay) devils back across the sea, and make it adamantly clear that there are some subjects which aren't OK for kids? Will children's minds and programming be saved, or will the glorious memories of our childhoods be murdered forever by a revolting wave of perversity?

May God Almighty help us all.

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