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Batplane VS X-Jet
Not sure where I'm going with this, but I was just curious.
Batman in the Batplane in an air superiority contest against the X-Jet piloted by the X-Men's best pilot. A week's prep before showtime. They each get five planes, and Living Tribunal revives the pilots after each crash and immediately teleports them to their next plane.
Who wins?
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Sep 13th, 2009 01:08 AM
Wei Phoenix
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Why would they crash their planes?
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Sep 13th, 2009 01:09 AM
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Sep 13th, 2009 01:31 AM
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Nah, I meant getting shot down.
EDIT: Or blown up.
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Sep 13th, 2009 01:50 AM
psycho gundam
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shadowcat makes the blackbird intangible, then cyclops opens the side door and one shots the batplane.
or do they actually have to phucking crash these things? that would be retarded.
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Sep 13th, 2009 01:56 AM
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Star Fox team ftw.
Except Slippy. Slippy dies a terrible, terrible death.
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Sep 13th, 2009 02:24 AM
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They "crash" after getting shot down. Or if they blow up, or whatever. After each plane is destroyed, beaten, and eventually falls to the ground, whether in one piece or a thousand. Same as any plane that gets gunned down or hit with a missile and sh*t.
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Sep 13th, 2009 11:01 AM
Survivor19
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quote: shadowcat makes the blackbird intangible
And now we have a clear winner
Intangible Plane Technique ftw.
Sep 13th, 2009 04:05 PM
redhotrash
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Bleh I hate calling it the X-Jet, its the f'ing blackbird damn it. And if I remember right, it was originally built using some Shiar tech
Sep 13th, 2009 07:52 PM
Survivor19
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Nah, since original Blackbird was built way before then Xavier contacted Shi'ar.
Sep 13th, 2009 09:09 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blanket
Batman opens up the hatch, and holds his foot out in front of the plane.
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Sep 13th, 2009 11:40 PM
psycho gundam
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colossus would have already thrown wolverine through the batplane long before the batkick could make contact
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Sep 14th, 2009 12:35 AM
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Batman batkicks the one who's the best there is at what he does and a paradox bubble forms summoning chuck noris.
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Sep 14th, 2009 12:47 AM
psycho gundam
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...which turns out to be an illusion of batman winning created by emma to distract batman from piloting properly. in reality, the batplane is about to crash into a cliff face.
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Sep 14th, 2009 12:50 AM
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