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Omega Vision
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Alfred Pennyworth vs Aunt May (with a rolling pin)

Who wins?

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Feb 6th, 2010 04:54 PM

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Aunt May------>

<------Alfred

Any questions?

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Omega Vision
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Originally posted by Galan007
Aunt May------><------Alfred

Any questions?

Yes: at what point does Aunt May fall under Alfred's Michael Caine-esque Charms?

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Feb 6th, 2010 05:02 PM

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Right before she gets punched in the mouth.

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Originally posted by Galan007
Right before she gets punched in the mouth.

And after he's done beating her he uses his 1337 medic skills to fix her up. And beats her again. Rinse and repeat.

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iirc, Alfred actually has combat training...

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iirc, Alfred actually has combat training...

Yeah he disarmed and incapacitated Hush disguised as Bruce Wayne IIRC.

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Yeah he disarmed and incapacitated Hush disguised as Bruce Wayne IIRC.

I believe he also defeated Prometheus, the imposter one at least.

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I think Aunt May once drugged somebody pretending to be Peter...

Feb 6th, 2010 05:27 PM

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I think Aunt May once drugged somebody pretending to be Peter...

Chameleon.

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Uncle Ben is dead. May and Alfred get it on, so its a tie 5/5 win win for both.

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Uncle Ben is dead. May and Alfred get it on, so its a tie 5/5 win win for both.

The thing is I can actually see that happening. Peter gets a new Uncle. One with lots of class who doesn't keep reminding him about responsibility and shit.

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Aunt May is a herald of Galactus no expression

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The thing is I can actually see that happening. Peter gets a new Uncle. One with lots of class who doesn't keep reminding him about responsibility and shit.

Maybe he and Batman would team up and invent some crazy sh!t togteher smile

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Aunt May is a herald of Galactus

She isn't the Golden Oldie in this scenario. Though the rolling pin may or may not be made of Secondary Adamantium.

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Maybe he and Batman would team up and invent some crazy sh!t togteher

Batman could probably make some awesome improvements to the web-shooters. Maybe lace some webs with kryptonite dust in case he ever needs help taking down a compromised Superman.

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The thing is I can actually see that happening. Peter gets a new Uncle. One with lots of class who doesn't keep reminding him about responsibility and shit.

Isn't May with Jameson's father now? They had sex in one issue sick

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Batman could probably make some awesome improvements to the web-shooters. Maybe lace some webs with kryptonite dust in case he ever needs help taking down a compromised Superman.

I think Pete could do that pretty easy alone with Batmans resources if it comes to inventing stuff he's pretty good he only lacks resources, but of course he's not Batman level. But really I think they would build a good team, both are no killers and both started fighting crime cause of a great loss in the past.

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Isn't May with Jameson's father now? They had sex in one issue

It's retconned that was Wolverine smokin'

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I think Pete could do that pretty easy alone with Batmans resources if it comes to inventing stuff he's pretty good he only lacks resources, but of course he's not Batman level. But really I think they would build a good team, both are no killers and both started fighting crime cause of a great loss in the past.

I would love to have a chance of writing a Spider-Man-Batman team up comic. They're opposites in a way: Spidey is a kid who kinda got lucky and recieved his powers whereas Batman worked hard to get where he is but at the end of the day they're both great heroes who fight the good fight with everything they have. Parker is pretty smart, nowhere near Batman of course but still quite smart.

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