Wonder Woman Vs Beta Ray Bill

Pre-flashpoint.

vs

DCnU With Gauntlets OFF!

Bill.

Be Right Back whoops some ass.

I'm just wondering what their child might look like. 😱

Bill can be a charmer, being so valiant and a warrior born, and since Diana has more than a passing resemblance to Sif, well...

Fight? I dunno. Vicious, and they would love it.
I just see Diana talking about this with Superman later, describing Bill as being like him but 'HE doesn't pussy out when the fight gets dirty.'

Bill hammers her then hammers her vagina.

Originally posted by roughrider
I'm just wondering what their child might look like. 😱

Bill can be a charmer, being so valiant and a warrior born, and since Diana has more than a passing resemblance to Sif, well...

Fight? I dunno. Vicious, and they would love it.
I just see Diana talking about this with Superman later, describing Bill as being like him but 'HE doesn't pussy out when the fight gets dirty.'

Superman has smacked Diana around more than anyone else, so Bill would have to go quite a ways to matching him.

though I'm sure you knew that.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman has smacked Diana around more than anyone else, so Bill would have to go quite a ways to matching him.

though I'm sure you knew that.

Except Superman is always telling her to put the sword down, which she's willing to sue. Diana comes at Bill with that sword, he's more like 'bring it!'

Can Bill even handle speed on Diana's level?

Don't see why not.

Cause he's a slow poke?

Not really.

Speed feats that are in Dian's level? Reaction time, flight, etc...

Originally posted by roughrider
Except Superman is always telling her to put the sword down, which she's willing to sue. Diana comes at Bill with that sword, he's more like 'bring it!'

he's had no problem fighting her with her sword when he's had to.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bill hammers her then hammers her vagina.

Wouldn't happen because Bill left his thing in the Skuttle-butt. <--- Real talk.

Originally posted by Stoic
Wouldn't happen because Bill left his thing in the Skuttle-butt. <--- Real talk.

Bill horsecocks her butthole

She probably faints

IMO, WW's anus would have a high degree of durability.

I'm with Robtard, horse face hammer times her vegina

Diana wins.

Bill bangs her horsie style.