Xenolingualism
Capabilities
User can speak, write, understand and communicate in alien languages, including writing, with little or no training
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Spawn
Capabilities
The user can transform others into genetic exact replicates of themselves, both physically and in persona, the effect may be permanent, but resolute individuals can gradually revert back to their original form.
Applications
Immortality - The user's life-force is shared among the genetic replicas achieving limited Immortality.
Knowledge Replication/Power Replication - By overtaking a person the user gains the victim's knowledge, skills, memories and even powers.
One-Man Army - Effectively gain an army.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spinning_Inducement
Capabilities
The user can cause anything and anyone to spin in a cyclonic manner and control which ever direction they are to spin. For example, they can stop bullets by spinning them in the opposite direction and accelerate the healing process of themselves or others by spinning cells.
Applications
Centrifugal Force Manipulation
Cyclone Spinning
Healing
Nausea Generation
And you're confident that this would work on abstract beings? And that gaining omniscience wouldn't drive you mad? Or that your power of touch trumps the most powerful beings in their respective universes?
Basically, you're saying you think Agent Smith > LT. Look at the "known users" of the power. Outside The Master (with prep), and a couple I've never heard of, everyone on the list would be lucky to clear to up Surfer, let alone anything higher.
I think I make it to #6 and lose to Loki, though since I have a form of reality warping if my warping feats carry over from match to match I could go for a nigh omnipotent Looney Tunes/Okami power up against Batman and lose at #17.