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World Breaker Hulk, Silver Surfer, Thanos and Thor vs PC Superman
WBH, Thor , SS and Thanos are playing poker.
Thanos takes a batroom break while waiting World breaker Hulk, Silver Surfer and Thor are b1tching and moaning on the feats Post Crisis Superman has. PC Superman pases by and sniffs some 5 D sneezing magical powder which causes him to sneeze uncontrollably on the direction of WBH, Thor and Silver Sufer while Thanos is returning from his bathroom break.
What happens then?
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Last edited by Rao Kal El on Feb 20th, 2016 at 04:26 PM
Never. His combat fts doesn't warrant anything like that happening. Especially since we've seen on panel regular ole Savage Hulk flash koing Pre Crisis Superman. Lets not derail this thread. I said my peace, lets leave it at that.
His nasal passages alone are durable enough to contain solar system destroying force, but the b-itch ass WBH (relatively that is) is going to punch his head off? lol
Pretty much nobody in this group but Thanos even belongs in a fight against PC Supes.
Plus nobody enjoys getting sneezed on. But let me put it to you another way. One of the people in that group has been physically beaten to death by Thanos, and rather quickly too it didn't take hours. PC Superman has more strength in his pinky then Thanos has in his entire body. Hell Thor with the friggin power gem managed to merely given Thanos a bloody nose.
Hulk is..well, he is Hulk. PC Superman could live a thousand lifetimes in the time it takes Hulk to blink.
Now if you were asking if the super sneeze itself would destroy the group then eh..it's not like all that force was concentrated into a small area.
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Last edited by Surtur on Feb 20th, 2016 at 06:38 PM
Isn't that the same Lex who could build a time machine out of random stuff he found in prison? Though he might of had outside knowledge.
But either way one problem: nobody here is equipped with a flashlight.
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Last edited by Surtur on Feb 20th, 2016 at 07:11 PM
Superman dresses like he's ready for a gay parade 24/7.
As superman is about to sneeze he decides to save the earth by any means possible and the only a answer is to plug his orifices. Superman super sucks hulks dick and Thor and surfer plug his nostrils. Thor calls for Thanos to complete the sealing. Thanos promptly rushes out the restroom and easily slides his ig laden fist into superman's anus.
This was all a gay agenda by superman and the team quickly realized it after Thanos caught abhi, rao, and delta masturbating in a corner of the room. Superman then pranced away and swoops up his masturbating sycophants to the fortress of solitude in preparation of hours of bondage and slave sex. In which abhi endures regular choking and anal probing by large, jagged pieces of kryptonite
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__________________ QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
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