Negan vs. Superman

Started by StiltmanFTW3 pages

Negan vs. Superman

Negan

vs.

Superman (powerless)

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Negan believes one of his wives was cheating on him with Clark.

There is no abhi around to help Supes.

Is this Superman who is not only powerless but for some reason has been turned into his 12 yr. old self? He looks like he maybe has one pube in that picture, one, and it's a tiny one I'm betting.

Picked the best pic I could find 😄

Well, if Clarks a kid, then Negan's never actually hurt children.

As an adult, tbh, I could see Negan respecting the hell out of Clark. He's kind of a more psychopathic Tommy Monaghan.. He respects guts, and has his own twisted sense of ethics, so he'd probably as likely ask for his autograph as smash him over the head with Lucille.

He's not a kid, ffs.

It's when he got f*cked anally by Helspont. Every KMCer laughed at that scene. Superman got owned in every way possible by both Helspont and the artist.

Wait, Negan thinks Clark fucked one of his wifes?

Well, then...

Originally posted by Galan007
Wait, Negan thinks Clark fucked one of his wifes?

Well, then...

Yeah, but he's not a member of his community. Plus, he's Superman.

"Superman ****ed my wives? AWESOME!"

I would wonder how Negan would feel about the wife ****ing a 12 year old?

I mean would there be no "WTF *****?" going on here?

Originally posted by cdtm
Yeah, but he's not a member of his community. Plus, he's Superman.

"Superman ****ed my wives? AWESOME!"

No. There are a few things that Negan simply does not tolerate. One of his wives cheating on him is pretty much at the top of that list.

That said, Clark would either get The Iron or Lucille. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Normal shlubs, sure. I don't think Negan really cares about the wives, as much as any challenges to his authority.

If, say, Rick Grimes got caught with one, I bet Negan would let him off, simply because the rules don't apply to him, and he'd be ignorant of them in any case.

The wife might pay somehow, though.

Again, no. Negan doesn't physically harm his wives. Ever.

However, he expects them to abide by his rules--and cheating on him violates the most important rule(ie. no cheating on Negan.) So no, Negan wouldn't think it's 'cool' that Clark f*cked one of his wives. He'd actually be angry and punish Clark accordingly... And he'd do so primarily to teach the wife a lesson.

That's his character.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Negan

vs.

Superman (powerless)

-----

Negan believes one of his wives was cheating on him with Clark.

There is no abhi around to help Supes.

Abhi is tracking superman at all times. Please give me one damn good logical reason that could prevent Abhi from tracking his movements at all times. I'm having trouble believing this op.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Abhi is tracking superman at all times. Please give me one damn good logical reason that could prevent Abhi from tracking his movements at all times. I'm having trouble believing this op.

Originally posted by Galan007
Again, no. Negan doesn't physically harm his wives. Ever.

However, he expects them to abide by his rules--and cheating on him violates the most important rule(ie. no cheating on Negan.) So no, Negan wouldn't think it's 'cool' that Clark f*cked one of his wives. He'd actually be angry and punish Clark accordingly... And he'd do so primarily to teach the wife a lesson.

That's his character.

He expects wives and his men to follow his rules. There's no reason to believe these rules apply to outsiders.

Negan's crazy, but he's generally fair. I'm certain Rick and Carl got away with much more then he'd ever take from his own people...

Originally posted by cdtm
He expects wives and his men to follow his rules. There's no reason to believe these rules apply to outsiders.

Negan's crazy, but he's generally fair. I'm certain Rick and Carl got away with much more then he'd ever take from his own people...

No one cucks the Negster.

Originally posted by cdtm
He expects wives and his men to follow his rules. There's no reason to believe these rules apply to outsiders.

Negan's crazy, but he's generally fair. I'm certain Rick and Carl got away with much more then he'd ever take from his own people...

Negan IS reasonable... Until you break one of his rules, that is.

He only let Rick get away with so much insubordination because he wanted Alexandria to cooperate with him willingly, and Rick was the key to that. He actually grasped the concept that all of the communities working together were more powerful than all of the communities working separately. Even when they went to war, Negan still planned on the communities cooperating with him afterward--that's why he didn't try to outright obliterate them. Negan knew how much the other groups provided for him, and he didn't want to risk destroying that... Tbh, he had an impressive racket going on. Every community gave him half of all their goods, and he provided them safety in return.

Anywho, if Rick would've f*cked one of Negan's wives, Negan would have absolutely given him The Iron. Now if some random joe that he didn't even know, and more importantly, had nothing at all to provide him(ie. Clark) f*cked a wife, Negan certainly wouldn't stand for it lol. Again: Clark would get The Iron at the very least, but he'd more than likely get Lucille stuffed up his ass. Assuming otherwise totally ignores Negan's characterization.

Originally posted by Mindset
No one cucks the Negster.
Goddamn right. 👆

Originally posted by cdtm
Yeah, but he's not a member of his community. Plus, he's Superman.

"Superman ****ed my wives? AWESOME!"

There's nothing awesome about Superman.

Lord Rand is not pleased with your post, cdtm. Anal fisting scheduled for tomorrow. And yes, IF technique will be used.

Originally posted by Galan007
No. There are a few things that Negan simply does not tolerate. One of his wives cheating on him is pretty much at the top of that list.

That said, Clark would either get The Iron or Lucille. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

👆

yeah, if all you guys care about is bashing Abhi, this is gonna be closed.

I only left it open out of curiosity, but that curiosity is wearing thin.

There's actually some good discussion going on right now. 👆

Originally posted by -Pr-
yeah, if all you guys care about is bashing Abhi, this is gonna be closed.

I only left it open out of curiosity, but that curiosity is wearing thin.

You're about to meet Lucille. sneer