StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
Thor vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Who wins?
No prep for turtles.
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Jun 3rd, 2021 01:20 PM
abhilegend
Prince of All Saiyans
Gender: Male Location: Always second place
Mikey chokes him out like a *****.
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Jun 3rd, 2021 02:26 PM
CosmicComet
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: United States
Like woah dude you gotta chill out bro!
*chokes out Thor using the nunchaku*
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Jun 3rd, 2021 03:37 PM
deathslash
Pyromaniacal Humanitarian
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Raph cowas his bunga.
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Jun 3rd, 2021 06:04 PM
MrMind
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Scatman
can the turtles block lightning strikes with their shells?
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Jun 3rd, 2021 06:21 PM
DarkSaint85
Bonified abstract
Gender: Unspecified Location:
Donny depowers him
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Jun 3rd, 2021 06:22 PM
emporerpants
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States
Leo does pressure point touches and paralyzes Thor. He then prepares to cut Thor's head off, but can't bring himself to do it when he notices the fear/tears in Thor's eyes, not to mention the smell of freshly shit pants. So Leo spares Thor and does the cowabunga 4 way high five with the rest of the Turtles.
Thor recovers and wants to join the turtles, seeing as how they are so much cooler and powerful than him. The turtles let him hang around for a bit, but the turtles being teenagers, it devovles into bullying sometimes.
Thor ends up getting Mjolnir slapped out of his hands (much like books) and finds himself shoved into several lockers over the course of a few weeks. Thor finally has enough after his 4th sewer swirly and demands they knock it off before he tells on them. He even raises his voice slightly before putting his hammer firmly between his legs when Raph tells him to shut his mouth before he shuts it for him.
Thor then slinks back to Asgard and is scolded for running away by Odin, because he knows damn well its a big scary world out there and that Thor just isn't equipped mentally or physically to handle it.
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Jun 3rd, 2021 06:50 PM
MrMind
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: Scatman
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MrMind
can the turtles block lightning strikes with their shells?
again
with curiorsity in my heart
I ask
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Jun 4th, 2021 09:13 AM
SquallX
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: miami/fl.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by emporerpants
Leo does pressure point touches and paralyzes Thor. He then prepares to cut Thor's head off, but can't bring himself to do it when he notices the fear/tears in Thor's eyes, not to mention the smell of freshly shit pants. So Leo spares Thor and does the cowabunga 4 way high five with the rest of the Turtles.
Thor recovers and wants to join the turtles, seeing as how they are so much cooler and powerful than him. The turtles let him hang around for a bit, but the turtles being teenagers, it devovles into bullying sometimes.
Thor ends up getting Mjolnir slapped out of his hands (much like books) and finds himself shoved into several lockers over the course of a few weeks. Thor finally has enough after his 4th sewer swirly and demands they knock it off before he tells on them. He even raises his voice slightly before putting his hammer firmly between his legs when Raph tells him to shut his mouth before he shuts it for him.
Thor then slinks back to Asgard and is scolded for running away by Odin, because he knows damn well its a big scary world out there and that Thor just isn't equipped mentally or physically to handle it.
god damn man
Jun 4th, 2021 11:31 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by MrMind
can the turtles block lightning strikes with their shells?
Easily.
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Jun 4th, 2021 03:15 PM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post ) Originally posted by emporerpants
Leo does pressure point touches and paralyzes Thor. He then prepares to cut Thor's head off, but can't bring himself to do it when he notices the fear/tears in Thor's eyes, not to mention the smell of freshly shit pants. So Leo spares Thor and does the cowabunga 4 way high five with the rest of the Turtles.
Thor recovers and wants to join the turtles, seeing as how they are so much cooler and powerful than him. The turtles let him hang around for a bit, but the turtles being teenagers, it devovles into bullying sometimes.
Thor ends up getting Mjolnir slapped out of his hands (much like books) and finds himself shoved into several lockers over the course of a few weeks. Thor finally has enough after his 4th sewer swirly and demands they knock it off before he tells on them. He even raises his voice slightly before putting his hammer firmly between his legs when Raph tells him to shut his mouth before he shuts it for him.
Thor then slinks back to Asgard and is scolded for running away by Odin, because he knows damn well its a big scary world out there and that Thor just isn't equipped mentally or physically to handle it.
Wonderful post.
I'm impressed - you don't post as often as you used to, but when you do, it's always a good read.
Just make sure to be more vulgar next time, Thor has to be sodomized and covered in turtle cum, otherwise it's not realistic.
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Jun 4th, 2021 03:17 PM
Klaw
Sigma Male
Gender: Male Location: Ontario, Canada
Venus solos Thor.
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