lawest9
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Orion and Light Ray vs Silver Surfer.
Can the two powerful New Gods have enough together to bring down the Cosmic Herald? No bfr.
Jan 3rd, 2024 05:08 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Surfer pimpslaps those bi tches.
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Jan 3rd, 2024 05:41 PM
Thinkerer
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He turns his board into a giant cosmic silver penis and rapes these so called gods.
Jan 3rd, 2024 06:33 PM
abhilegend
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Orion oneshots the eunuch
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Jan 3rd, 2024 07:54 PM
MrMind
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Orion oneshots the eunuch
this
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Jan 3rd, 2024 08:14 PM
StiltmanFTW
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Wonder Woman made Orion a eunuch, too.
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Jan 3rd, 2024 08:16 PM
Booya_69
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by abhilegend
Orion oneshots the eunuch
He turns his board into a giant cosmic silver penis and rapes these so called gods.
It’s a good alternative
Jan 3rd, 2024 08:43 PM
MrMind
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wonder Woman made Orion a eunuch, too.
on panel evidence of orion possessing a penis? thought so
in fact only batman has shown his cock on panel, every other male in marvel and dc are eunuch by default until they show their dicks to everyone
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Jan 4th, 2024 01:47 AM
abhilegend
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Booya_69
He turns his board into a giant cosmic silver penis and rapes these so called gods.
It’s a good alternative
Orion isn't Thor, he basically oneshots Surfer
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Jan 4th, 2024 03:29 PM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by MrMind
on panel evidence of orion possessing a penis? thought so
in fact only batman has shown his cock on panel, every other male in marvel and dc are eunuch by default until they show their dicks to everyone
You're forgetting about Dr. Manhattan.
Micropenis, but still counts.
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Jan 4th, 2024 04:19 PM
carver9
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Surfer wins this.
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Jan 4th, 2024 04:31 PM
Senor Cage
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Orion
Jan 4th, 2024 04:40 PM
Stoic
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There are times that both would win against each other. Orion in a titanium box, or shenanigans like that would bag Surfer the win. My thing with Orion is who outside of New Genesis or Apokolips has he fought? What was the outcome?
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Jan 4th, 2024 11:18 PM
Senor Cage
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Stoic
There are times that both would win against each other. Orion in a titanium box, or shenanigans like that would bag Surfer the win. My thing with Orion is who outside of New Genesis or Apokolips has he fought? What was the outcome?
Orion and the New Gods casually owned Hal and the Lanterns, which included Sinestro, John, Guy, etc...
Jan 4th, 2024 11:40 PM
Stoic
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The Surfer, his board, and ability to alter molecules, including physical density altering, mucking around with the genes of terrestrial Life forms are things that should not be ignored. Anyone can argue a poorly written character. In a Death Battle where both characters are using their abilities intelligently backed by prior showings, there is no reason why a competent Surfer would not absolutely dominate. Orion would be fighting Casper the friendly ghost with the ability to place stars in your intestines.
He can become both invisible, and intangible at the same time. If we did an exotic powers count between the two of these characters, the Surfer makes Orion nearly look like a one trick pony.
In a forum setting, I lean towards the Surfer taking this.
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Last edited by Stoic on Jan 5th, 2024 at 05:37 AM
Jan 5th, 2024 05:33 AM
Astner
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Jan 5th, 2024 05:41 AM
MrMind
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wow, never seen that one before
eyes roll so hard eyeballs pop out
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Jan 5th, 2024 05:43 AM
Senor Cage
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Stoic
The Surfer, his board, and ability to alter molecules, including physical density altering, mucking around with the genes of terrestrial Life forms are things that should not be ignored. Anyone can argue a poorly written character. In a Death Battle where both characters are using their abilities intelligently backed by prior showings, there is no reason why a competent Surfer would not absolutely dominate. Orion would be fighting Casper the friendly ghost with the ability to place stars in your intestines.
He can become both invisible, and intangible at the same time. If we did an exotic powers count between the two of these characters, the Surfer makes Orion nearly look like a one trick pony.
In a forum setting, I lean towards the Surfer taking this.
Orion can pretty much do all of that with the Mother Box. The MB is extremely haxx
Jan 5th, 2024 07:13 AM
Astner
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Senor Cage
Orion can pretty much do all of that with the Mother Box. The MB is extremely haxx
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Jan 5th, 2024 07:38 AM
Senor Cage
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Huh?
Jan 5th, 2024 08:06 AM
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