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Batman vs Saitama
Batman knows everything about Saitama (everything the audience knows). He gets 1 week prep. Batman has to track Saitama and then defeat him. Saitama doesn't know anyone is after him and goes about life normally. Batman has the element of surprise.
I came across this video.
Is the video full of shyte or can Batman actually defeat Saitama with prep?
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Feb 21st, 2024 10:05 PM
DarkSaint85
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Without watching the video, yes, he can beat Saitama, easily. How easily depends on how much you want to limit Batman.
He can simply give Saitama money to throw the fight. Buy him a new game, and bribe King (easily done) to spend all day playing video games with him.
Hell, challenge him to a video game (that Batman is an expert in).
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Feb 22nd, 2024 07:10 AM
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Feb 22nd, 2024 10:51 AM
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Just watched the video.
Needlessly complicated just so they can jerk off over how clever they are.
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Feb 22nd, 2024 01:26 PM
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Batman uses the prep to rename his penis Saitama
Then he beats that thing furiously
Feb 22nd, 2024 01:36 PM
StiltmanFTW
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hell, challenge him to a video game (that Batman is an expert in).
Batman doesn't play video games... he doesn't even know to eat a hamburger, bro.
He's not DarkSaint.
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Feb 22nd, 2024 02:48 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Batman doesn't play video games... he doesn't even know to eat a hamburger, bro.
He's not DarkSaint.
Week's prep, he trains himself up
Then with prep, mods Saitama's controller to have a minuscule amount of lag.
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Feb 22nd, 2024 02:57 PM
StiltmanFTW
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He can't master everything.
He tried to be funny once, it ended up with Alfred bribing his employees, so they would laugh at his jokes...
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Feb 22nd, 2024 03:15 PM
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True; the usual Bat tactics is to just throw money at the problem.
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Feb 24th, 2024 06:31 AM
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