Snafu the Great
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Johnny Cage vs Fei Long
There is nothing but mutual respect between these two action stars.
While in Hong Kong with Sonya, Johnny comes across Fei Long shooting a scene for his movie. Johnny - with Sonya's blessings - requests a friendly little match between movie stars.
Fei accepts. And the fight is on. Please note that this is a friendly match, not a battle to the death. And no low-blows.
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Sep 19th, 2006 02:08 AM
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Something..., Lei kang...Raiden...Johnny Cage...Scorpion...Sub-Zero...Sonya...MORTAL KOMBAT!!
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Sep 19th, 2006 02:33 AM
2D_MASTER
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Fei Long kicks Johnny Cages' ass ,then bones Sonya( while a sobbing, and crippled Johnny cage watches). THE END.
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Sep 19th, 2006 05:19 PM
shin_remy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Fei Long kicks Johnny Cages' ass ,then bones Sonya( while a sobbing, and crippled Johnny cage watches). THE END.
haha YEAH
Sep 19th, 2006 05:26 PM
Krone
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i remember Jonny Cage from the old mortal combats!! he rocked but not as much as Fei Long
Sep 19th, 2006 05:31 PM
Frisky Dingo
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fei long
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Sep 19th, 2006 05:43 PM
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fei long is whips jonnys ass
Sep 19th, 2006 10:39 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blanka
fei long is whips jonnys ass
then has sex with sonya
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thanks piggle
Sep 20th, 2006 12:28 AM
DiffidentAngel
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don't worry johnny boy, no more pain where you are now :'(
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Sep 20th, 2006 04:52 PM
Frisky Dingo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kaled
don't worry johnny boy, no more pain where you are now :'(
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Sep 20th, 2006 05:41 PM
Tha C-Master
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Raiden...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Coleman Trebor
Something..., Lei kang...Raiden...Johnny Cage...Scorpion...Sub-Zero...Sonya...MORTAL KOMBAT!!
or the other.
Liu Kang... Sonya... Jax... Kitana... Jade... Sub-Zero... Scorpion... Cyrax...Smoke... Sheeva... Motaro... HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
"Choose your destiny".
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Sep 20th, 2006 06:31 PM
Swe_Bum
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Fei long Pwns him
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Sep 20th, 2006 08:08 PM
2D_MASTER
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Swe_Bum
Fei long Pwns him
Dont forget that he fawks Sonya afterwards.....
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Sep 22nd, 2006 06:43 PM
Toshiru
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then has sex with sonya
Sep 22nd, 2006 10:37 PM
Kero_Co
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Fools! Cage doesn't care about Sonya, as long as his expensive sun glasses aren't broken. Sure, Cage has almost no chance in this fight, but I bet he'll get one good pimp slap in. If Stryker can do it, so can Cage(at the expense of his life, of course)
Sep 23rd, 2006 02:07 AM
Tha C-Master
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Johnny Cage nails him in the balls. That way, if he does miraculously lose, Fei Fei won't be gettin' it on with Sonya.
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Sep 23rd, 2006 05:25 AM
Frisky Dingo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Johnny Cage nails him in the balls. That way, if he does miraculously lose, Fei Fei won't be gettin' it on with Sonya.
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Sep 23rd, 2006 04:52 PM
Kayne Archeron
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Fei Long will send a flaming spin-kick into Johnny's balls before vice versa happens
Sep 24th, 2006 08:33 AM
The-Judge
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its a friendly match, no ****ing sonya or things like that
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Sep 24th, 2006 10:04 AM
Kayne Archeron
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sex isn't friendly?
Sep 24th, 2006 07:55 PM
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