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Ryu Hayabusa and Hayate vs Subzero and Scorpion
Battle of the Ninjas.
The Hayabusa super-ninja and the head of the Mugen Tenshin clan team up to do battle with the Lin Kuei cryomancer and the hell-born specter. Hayabusa will take on the human popsicle while Hayate will deal with Scorpion.
This is going to be one wild match.
R. Hayabusa - DOA4 version
Hayate - Same
Subzero - Deception version, but in his MK3 duds (looks better than the Shredder-ripoff costume he has).
Scorpion - Deception version, but in his Shaolin Monks costume.
Stage - Kahn's Arena, with various members form MK and DOA watching on either side of the throne.
Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.