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Zack vs Lara Croft
Zack and Niki and Lara Croft are fighting over the treasure of the Undead Egyptian pharoah. Zack has his self-styled Muay Thai kickboxing, whereas Lara has a lot of guns and is also a natural athlete in her own right.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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