Snafu the Great
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Vega vs Duo Lon
Showdown in the caged arena.
Vega is surprized to see a pale-skinned, long-haired man step into the arena.
Vega: Hmm...rather attractive. However you can't hold a candle to me.
Duo Lon: Snake tattoo...mask covering the face...claw on right hand...you must be Vega.
Vega: So you heard of my unparalled beauty?
Duo Lon: No, I want your boss's head on a platter. Someone's paid a lot of cash for the General's demise.
Vega: Hmph. Even though General Bison's beauty needs something to be desired, I can't let you kill him.
Vega moves in to attack...only to be smacked in the chest with Duo Lon's hair, leaving an angry red mark on his chest.
Duo Lon: Are we going to do this the easy way, or the hard way.
Vega: Let's make it hard. Your body covered in blood will be the highlight of my day.
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