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Shao Kahn vs Soul Calibur
While Shang Tsung was in Earthrealm as an old geezer with Goro as his monstrous Shokan sidekick, Shao Kahn made an important discovery.
A master of the black arts - his skills were on par with his infamous brute strength, the Emperor of Outworld came across an ancient relic that would allow a single person access to Earthrealm.
However, the relic was only good enough to send him back to the time of soul and swords...the time of Soul Calibur. That relic which had sent him to Earth was a fragment of the cursed blade known as Soul Edge.
Deciding to put his plans for conquering Earth on hold, Kahn grips his Wrath Hammer in his hands and shivers in anticipation of combat...as well as fresh souls to increase his power.
"Soon," he grumbles as his red eyes glowed beneath his spiked skull helmet, "these mortals will feel the power of Shao Kahn!"
Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.