Alright. Imagine there is a soccer game with the following characters:
Team 1:
Captain Falcon
Sheik
Peach
Donkey Kong
Snake
Team 2:
Pikachu
Samus
Ganondorf
Bowser
Fox
Rules:
- The ball is indestructable, as is the goals and the field. Everything is also inside a stadium with roof (Also indestructable)
- Powers are allowed, but not to fight. Yellow and red cards will be executed in case of foul play.
- The duration of the game is 3*90 minutes.
- The character are as they appear in SSB(1/M/B), and not how they appear in other games.
- The thread is about which team be the best soccer team, not which team that has the character that can 'solo' everything. Which TEAM would work the best on the field. I am talking about team-work, as well as attributes and combined usage of it.
Yes, this is an experimental thread because I am tired and bored.
Ganondorf and Bowser don't really strike me as the teamwork type. They'd probably both try and boss about their team and end up fighting with each other.
I imagined that Captain Falcon and Donkey Kong could get a few blocks between kicks. After further consideration though, I imagine putting the two in the same team would cause some conflicts revolving team leadership and such, and in the end, resulting in bad teamwork and a loss. Strength in kicks is not everything
I imagine Sheik would make a pretty scary soccer player, too. She could ninja the ball all over the field.
I'd give it to Team 1 because partway through the game Ganondorf and Bowser start fighting each other, get carded, and Team 2 doesn't stand a chance with two men down.
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This is true, but Pikachu and Fox are both very fast. Probably fastest on the field, followed by Cap. Falcon on third. Even with two members out of the team, they could probably still prove dangerous.
Pikachu and Fox both have abilities where they move at such speed that they are nothing but a line. Falcon is fast, but he is no 'speedblitzer' His movement doesnt go about saying 'zip' everytime he puts his back into it.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 12:56 AM
