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Kratos and Ryu- OLYMPICS!!!!!
There will be five matches, with kratos from god of war 2, and ryu from street fighter. none of them get there special abilites, but are only wearing gym shorts and a white T. Just decide who you think is going to win in each mach.
Match 1: Arm wrestling.
Match 2: High jump.
Match 3: Fastest 40 yard run.
Match 4: Thumb wrestling.
Match 5: Long Jump.
Sep 22nd, 2008 03:45 AM
Kirikaze Fuuma
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Ryu loses completely.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 03:55 AM
NemeBro
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Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
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Sep 22nd, 2008 03:56 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
QFT
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Sep 22nd, 2008 04:09 AM
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The thumb wrestling is a tie, as Ryu can just do that gay little movie where he moves his thumb down so that it's resting against his middle finger.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 04:20 AM
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It's called suffocation nigga, if they go in the bunny hole and you plug it up, the thumb will suffocate.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 10:04 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Um, how will Ryu lose ALL?
1. Kratos
2. Ryu
3. Ryu
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
5. Ryu
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Sep 22nd, 2008 10:36 AM
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Kratos for the win. he'll ripoff ryu's arm during the arm wrestling and the rest of it sees ryu bleed to a slow painful agonizing death...much to my joy.
~Sado
Sep 22nd, 2008 10:45 AM
Sappho
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
4. Kratos...Although I don't think Thumb Wrestling is in the Olympics...
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I wasnt really looking to the olympics for these events, just wut i thought would be cool to see. i put olympics in the title because the setup reminds me of olympics.
Sep 22nd, 2008 02:16 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sado22
Kratos for the win. he'll ripoff ryu's arm during the arm wrestling and the rest of it sees ryu bleed to a slow painful agonizing death...much to my joy.
~Sado
Wow, what a incredibly un-biased and thoughtful post.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:30 PM
Sado22
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quote: Wow, what a incredibly un-biased and thoughtful post.
if you look at it, it is.
Can ryu ripoff the heads of monsters or overpower hydras? no.
Can kratos ripoff ryu's arm? yes cuz he can not only ripoff arm of giant monsters etc but he can also rip them in half between the body and legs.
with an army totally ripped off from the socket, will ryu not be able to compete in the rest? yes. will he not die painfully and slowy? yes.
hence, a thoughtful and unbiased post. Postmodernism for the win!
Sep 23rd, 2008 07:10 AM
NemeBro
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In a standarm arm wrestling match, it would be impossibly to literally rip off the arm of someone else unless you cheat. And then Kratos will just be disqualified. Yay.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 10:05 AM
Sappho
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
In a standarm arm wrestling match, it would be impossibly to literally rip off the arm of someone else unless you cheat. And then Kratos will just be disqualified. Yay.
hes right, but kratos would just normally win.
Sep 23rd, 2008 02:18 PM
Sado22
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quote: In a standarm arm wrestling match, it would be impossibly to literally rip off the arm of someone else unless you cheat. And then Kratos will just be disqualified. Yay.
Kratos would break his arm in several places in the process, most likely dislocated it. and then ryu'll go pop like some random virigin's cherry
Sep 23rd, 2008 02:42 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Sado22
Kratos would break his arm in several places in the process, most likely dislocated it. and then ryu'll go pop like some random virigin's cherry Kay...A dislocated arm means he can't run or jump?
Break his arm in several places? Nope, wouldn't happen.
Though lol at the subtle Ryu being a 40 year old virgin joke.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 06:39 PM
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Sep 23rd, 2008 07:28 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Kay...A dislocated arm means he can't run or jump?
Break his arm in several places? Nope, wouldn't happen.
Though lol at the subtle Ryu being a 40 year old virgin joke.
You can still run with a dislocated arm.
That would never happen. I agree.
40 year old virgin.
Sep 23rd, 2008 11:09 PM
NemeBro
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Wil7
You can still run with a dislocated arm.
That would never happen. I agree.
40 year old virgin. Exactly.
Dur. The precautions and rules of t3h armwrestling.
He's not joking.
Ryu really IS a 40 year old virgin.
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Sep 23rd, 2008 11:41 PM
Sappho
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Exactly.
Dur. The precautions and rules of t3h armwrestling.
He's not joking.
Ryu really IS a 40 year old virgin.
i just feel bad for ryu now
Sep 24th, 2008 02:30 AM
Sado22
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well.....in ryu's defense he has a longterm relationship.
with KEN whose a married man!
Sep 24th, 2008 07:04 AM
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