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Jann Lee vs Iori Yagami: The (Grudge) Rematch
In their last encounter, Iori Yagami won the match.
Not by his own skill, but by Jann crashing-and-burning Peter Sellers-style when he missed a flying kick (cue the hilarious slow-mo effects) and crashed into the deejay booth.
Iori looked at the dazed bouncer. "Baka," he muttered as he left the scene. When Jann cones to, he promises to get his revenge.
A year passed and Iori has reopened his club (which is surprisingly named the Crescent Moon) and has reorganized his band. Jann Lee finds out through Leifang that Iori is in Tokyo.
When Jann enters the Crescent Moon, he sees Iori on stage, working the audience into a frenzy with his J-rock version of Chris Cornell's 'You Know My Name.'
Once the song is over, Jann voices his challenge. Iori accepts, since he did not win by his own skill.
The dance floor clears as Iori and Jann face off.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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