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Snafu the Great
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Johnny Cage vs Rufus

Johnny Cage is in Rome working on a remake of the Bruce Lee classic Way of the Dragon, with himself playing the role of karate champion Colt (played by Chuck Norris), while Fei Long is playing Bruce Lee's title character.

Unfortunately, Rufus is also in Rome, looking for Ken (who was in Monaco with his wife), but had taken a wrong turn.

Rufus crashes the movie set inside the Colisieum, wrecking shop on the muscle in his search for Ken. Instead, he finds a pissed-off Johnny Cage. Cage himself is friends with Ken (who gave him Ryu's number when Johnny needed a karate coordinator for his flicks), and decides to kick the self-styled Kung Fu master's arse to the moon.

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Uh... awkward match is awkward, regardless of the victor.

And I remember Way of the Dragon. Haha. Classic. Wasn't that like the only movie where Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?

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Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

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Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

One good cup check to the American Fat ass,and he's down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MooCowofJustice
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Rufus wins.

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Johnny Cage

ballbreaker = win

That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.

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Chuck Norris was a bad guy and lost?

Lies

Yeah it was, pretty bad fight though ^^'

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Indeed.

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Snafu the Great
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Indeed.

That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.

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Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.

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That five-hit combo Chuck did was vicious.

Yeah, but after that, the fight scene itself just went downhill... and I'm not sayin' that because Bruce won.

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Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.

Ah, I-Drop is here. The circle is now complete again. laughing out loud

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That's under the assumption he can even find Rufus' ballz.

Rufus is one big ball

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Cage knocks his head off & everybody celebrates.

LEAVE NAO!

JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!

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LEAVE NAO!

JOHNNY CAGE IS A HOMO!!!

Incorrect

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MooCowofJustice
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No, he was correct.

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Nov 4th, 2009 02:50 AM

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Johnny Cage sucks ballz man.

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Nov 4th, 2009 02:52 AM

I-Drop
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Nah. He's cool and doesn't suck anything. The original MK only had one character that sucks & it wasn't Cage. Rufus on the other hand.......

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Nov 4th, 2009 03:42 AM

MooCowofJustice
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Rufus on the other hand is ****ing amazing.

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Nov 4th, 2009 04:02 AM

I-Drop
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I'm amazed @just how much he ****ing sucks. I love SF to death, but Rufus is a waste

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