Nemesis X Cynical Tyrant Gender: Male
The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!
This is for all you Dante (from Devil May Cry) haters out there. Dante gets chained to the wall and is an open target for everybody to hit but can only hit him in his genitals. Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins. Oh, and they can hit him only once in each round. First round will be with weapons and the second round will have the contenders punch or kick.
11:42 PM
Sin_Volvagia Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
I hate you.
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12:07 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Re: The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nemesis X This is for all you Dante (from Devil May Cry) haters out there. Dante gets chained to the wall and is an open target for everybody to hit but can only hit him in his genitals. Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins. Oh, and they can hit him only once in each round. First round will be with weapons and the second round will have the contenders punch or kick.
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12:08 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
Ball and chain from TP Link >>>>> Kratos in terms of striking force. Just sayin'.
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12:26 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste Ball and chain from TP Link >>>>> Kratos in terms of striking force. Just sayin'.
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12:36 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
This is a competition for who can hit hardest, right? Rotational weapons will always hit harder, especially such a large one on such a long tether.
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12:42 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste This is a competition for who can hit hardest, right? Rotational weapons will always hit harder, especially such a large one on such a long tether.
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12:44 AM
Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu Gender: Unspecified
Rotational weapons haven't ended wars against Titans.
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12:46 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
quote: Rotational weapons haven't ended wars against Titans.
quote: Any contenders who hit him the hardest wins.
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12:49 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
While the chain and ball may smash Dante's balls.
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12:55 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
Considering the force that would be behind a strike from TP Link with a rotational weapon of that size, there won't be a Dante for anyone else to hit after Link gets his turn __________________ The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
01:02 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Considering the force that would be behind a strike from TP Link with a rotational weapon of that size, there won't be a Dante for anyone else to hit after Link gets his turn __________________ Thanks Scythe!
01:07 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
Adn we should assume Kratos struggles to open doors, too, right? __________________ The moon and stars aren't just shades of lead
01:34 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Difference is we have many feats that disprove your straw-picking.
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01:37 AM
ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem Gender: Male
quote: Name one feat of Link's that so much as implies he can turn Dante into paste with the ball and chain, that disproves all the times he does not.
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01:42 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste Sword lock with Ganondorf.
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01:46 AM
SpadeKing Senior Member Gender: Male
I'm going with Hayabusa he is better trained in martial arts (more than likely) and knows how to pinpoint the exact right spot for maximum pain
01:51 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Dude, it's a hit in the balls. __________________ Thanks Scythe!
01:52 AM
SpadeKing Senior Member Gender: Male
it is if your aim is off and you only hit 1 of dante's 3
01:54 AM
NemeBro Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
Kratos' fist is big enough to hit Dante's entire junk (presumably) and send it into his rib cage.
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The "Hit Dante in the Groin" Game!
Nov 11th, 2009 11:42 PM
I'm working on some math to figure out the striking force. So far it looks like Dante's pretty screwed.
