XanatosForever
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Another Poker Thread
Strip Texas Hold 'em between six. Each player will have an accompanying female. For each round lost, the girls have to lose an article of clothing/armor/coding/what-have-you, but only to undergarments. Last one to get his girl to her skivvies "wins".
The Contestants:
Kratos, with Athena
Mario, with Peach
Master Chief, with Cortana
Nathan Drake, with Chloe Frazer
Jim Raynor, with Sarah Kerrigan
Dante, with Lady
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Mar 28th, 2010 09:23 PM
ScreamPaste
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Money's on Raynor, also, my hopes. Kerrigan is ...
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Mar 28th, 2010 09:24 PM
BloodRain
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Trish and not Lady? bah
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Mar 28th, 2010 09:25 PM
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Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else
MC wins
Mar 28th, 2010 09:26 PM
XanatosForever
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BloodRain
Trish and not Lady? bah quote: (post ) Originally posted by Son of Sparda
Trish looks like a man from the neck up. shoulda used someone else
MC wins
There, fixed. I haven't gotten a chance to play any DMC since the original, so I'm sorely lacking in knowledge of available females.
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Mar 28th, 2010 09:28 PM
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should use a crossover character like Bayonetta (actually don't) or Terra.
Seriously though MC wins through super luck and the fact that Cortana is an AI which is haxx
Mar 28th, 2010 09:30 PM
XanatosForever
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Cortana and the other girls aren't playing the game, I thought I made that clear. They're strictly eye candy and incentive for the guys to play right and good.
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Mar 28th, 2010 11:26 PM
Sin_Volvagia
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Dante will be the first to lose since he's always prone to bad luck in gambling.
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Mar 29th, 2010 11:11 AM
BloodRain
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Kratos then Dante are the first to lose. Wins.. ?
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Mar 29th, 2010 11:40 AM
FinalAnswer
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Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l
MC wins due to ultimate poker face.
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Mar 29th, 2010 01:24 PM
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Re: Another Poker Thread
quote: (post ) Originally posted by XanatosForever
but only to undergarments
Ghey.
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Mar 29th, 2010 01:40 PM
XanatosForever
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Cortana doesn't even have any clothes, does she? =l
MC wins due to ultimate poker face.
A simple matter of adjusting her coding.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by NemeBro
Ghey.
Hey, this thread is probably already borderline with the rules, I don't want any incentive to get it closed. Besides, nothing's stopping you from using your imagination.
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Mar 29th, 2010 05:55 PM
iChaos
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I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.
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Mar 29th, 2010 07:20 PM
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Bayonetta is ugly. Plus she can cheat.
Mar 29th, 2010 07:49 PM
BloodRain
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
I would've preferred Dante and Bayonetta.
Bad Chaos, bad bad iChaos. Lady>Bay
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Mar 29th, 2010 07:50 PM
iChaos
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Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.
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Mar 29th, 2010 07:55 PM
Sin_Volvagia
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by iChaos
Lol, ignore that. Nah, Lady is a whiny *****.
She never was whiny, especially after DMC 3.
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Mar 30th, 2010 11:37 AM
Kazenji
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Kerrigan is ...
Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her.
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Mar 30th, 2010 01:20 PM
ScreamPaste
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kazenji
Not when she has all that Zerg crap all over her.
Actually, this makes her hotter, imho.
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