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Snafu the Great
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General RAAM vs Albert Wesker
[The following is a parody of Deadliest Warrior.]
General RAAM: The silent and savage Locust General who led the Locust Horde onto the surface of Sera on E-Day.
Albert Wesker: The former Umbrella scientist who has become superhuman at the cost of his humanity.
Who...is...deadliest?
General RAAM has the following weapons:
1. Troika Rifle
2. Boltok Pistol
3. Serrated Knife
Wesker has the following weapons:
1. Samurai Edge Handgun
2. Hydra Shotgun
3. L. Hawk Magnum
The Stage: The Char
Wesker is gawking at a flash-fried human. Two Drones and a Boomer appear on the scene, and attack...only to have 'Practical Al' show them what their insides look like.
From out of the smoke, RAAM appears. He has orders from Queen Myrrah to bring Wesker to her. Should he refuse, then he is to kill the newcomer.
Wesker has his superhuman attributes, as well as three Flash Grenades. RAAM has a small squad of Kryll assisting him.
Who is the deadliest?
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Nov 14th, 2010 12:30 AM |
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Tzeentch
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You kind of boned RAAM by giving him the weapons he's got, lol. Precision weapons like the boltok and sniper won't do crap against someone as fast as Wesker. He'd be better off with spraying and praying with a full auto.
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Nov 14th, 2010 01:16 AM |
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Omega Vision
Face Flowed Into Her Eyes
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Wasn't RAAM's main asset his control over the Kryyl(sp?)?
Without them he's pretty much just a super strong Locust...
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Where the faint murmurs now dwindling
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-A Grave Epitaph in Santa Rosa County, Florida; I wish I could remember the man's name.
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Nov 14th, 2010 01:19 AM |
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Betterman
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Easy win for Albert Wesker. He can easily avoid the Kryll, and perhaps, the flash grenades will kill the Kryll.
Sides, from what I've seen Wesker dodges gunfire pointblank, even automatics, tanks RPGS several times while weakened, his insane super human speed enables him to disappear from our sight momentarily. He also wields a very powerful magnum, excellent handgun and a triple barreled shotgun... and he is proficient in the use of these. He also has super strength, being able to punch through a human's body with ease, throw heavy missiles, easily throw Chris Redfield around. H also has martial arts so that will allow him to disable the use of RAAM's knife if his super speed and strength doesn't. He also has powerful regenerative abilities.
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Nov 23rd, 2010 07:57 PM |
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SasuOna
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It doesn't matter if Wesker can avoid the Kryll hes not killing Raam unless he disperses the Kryll shield.
IMO the minute he tries to touch him he would get torn apart.
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Nov 27th, 2010 02:45 AM |
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