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Johnny Cage and Fei Long vs Jann Lee and Zack
Fei Long and Johnny Cage are finally working together on a film.
Who'd have thought that both Fei and Johnny were fans of the cult classic Fist of the North Star?
Fei had to gain 30 pounds of muscle for the role of Kenshiro as well as learn how to speak Japanese when he utters Kenshiro's iconic phrase (good thing he can count on Ryu as his trainer), while Johnny is playing the role of Shin.
Co-starring Pai Chan as Yuria, Tommy Kane as Raoh (Parody of Tyler Mane), Jacob Rackam as Jagi (parody of Jason Statham), and produced by both Long and Cage, Fist of the North Star is looking to be the action movie of the year.
With Buronson and Tetsuo Hara as consultants, production is underway in Nevada.
Zack, Leifang, Hitomi, and Jann Lee end up as extras in the movie, through dumb luck on their end. Of course, the girls are big fans of Cage and Long respectively, but ever the hothead, Jann calls Johnny out, calling his style of JKD flawed.
To Johnny, them's fighting words. So he decides to beat out an apology from the hotheaded bouncer. However, Zack decides to back up Jann. But before this could be a handicap match, Fei steps into the fray, making it two-on-two.
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Apr 26th, 2011 03:47 AM
