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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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Vader Versus Luke
I stumbled across this on another site. Thought it might be amusing.
Darth Vader vs Luke Skywalker
A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.
Luke looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."
LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"
LUKE: "No, that's not true! That's impossible."
DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."
LUKE: "NO!"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that queer brass droid of yours?"
LUKE: "Threepio?"
DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old."
LUKE: "No."
DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."
LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"
DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"
LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."
DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!' You make me sick."
LUKE: "Shut up!"
DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights!"
LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"
DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of God, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.
DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine. Get out of my sight, you loser!"
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.
DARTH VADER: "AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
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DarkNemesis
Uber Dark Lord
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: The Dark Side of the Force
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Stealth Agent
Screen Writer
Registered: May 2004
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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HAHAHAHAHAHA I love it.
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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the force."
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Protector
Protector of..... Unknown
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United States
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Dude rock on
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We are the Protectors of both sides.
WE GET WHITE LIGHTSABERS
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Leia- Luke what are you trying to say
Luke- Well I was cleaning these driods and long story short you're my twin sister. Now if you will excuse me I have to turn our father to the light side.
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Protector
Protector of..... Unknown
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United States
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How do you get icons
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We are the Protectors of both sides.
WE GET WHITE LIGHTSABERS
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Leia- Luke what are you trying to say
Luke- Well I was cleaning these driods and long story short you're my twin sister. Now if you will excuse me I have to turn our father to the light side.
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Bardock42
Junior Member
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
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Hahah that sure is great
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Mar 14th, 2005 02:22 PM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
Restricted
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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That's badass.
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Mar 17th, 2005 07:30 PM |
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eleveninches
God of my own world
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Here
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WOW
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Mar 18th, 2005 10:28 AM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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*Bump* Since this got copied by another in a different section, I thought I'd bump it. No sense in allowing someone else to claim the credit.
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Mar 24th, 2005 04:10 AM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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For Fritos.
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Apr 20th, 2005 02:30 AM |
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Fishy
Senior Member
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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Lol, freaking hilarious
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Thanks TWelling4Ever
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Apr 20th, 2005 09:18 AM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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ZIVELA SRBIJA I BUREK!
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kid-adi-mundi
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: United Kingdom
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