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jedi2187
tha l'il guy
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Praha
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 Emperor (ROTJ) vs. your Grandpa
Emperor Palpatine vs. your grandfather
Emperor: Wears a black cloak
Gramps: Wears boxers up to his drooping pecs
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Uses weathered cane for support when walking
Gramps: Uses 200-lb. German in-home nurse for support
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Declared himself Emperor and instigated martial law in the galaxy
Gramps: Declared all young punks to get the *!@#$& off of his lawn!
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: New apprentice whenever the opportunity arises
Gramps: New change of clothes every presidential election
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Can see into the future your destiny
Gramps: Can see the remote in front of him
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Sith
Gramps: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Civil War. And alcohol.
ADVANTAGE: Gramps
Emperor: Can make lightning fly from his fingertips
Gramps: Can make his dentures fly outta his mouth when he starts bitching about the Democrats
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Winner of this round: The Emperor ("Bow down before me! Lower!")
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Julie
The Student
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: New Jersey
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man you have way too much time on your hands
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Apr 5th, 2005 03:59 AM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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Dude, my grandpa has 11+ spots of cancer and had fought off all of them for over 15 years, hewould kick the emperor's ass
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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the force."
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Apr 5th, 2005 05:29 AM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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my grandpa was a military man he would wipe the floor with palps
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Apr 5th, 2005 04:55 PM |
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Darth_Nefarus
Redi Knight
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: United States
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We should pit Sidious against a senior citizens committee, tell them that he's the one that won't let them watch Bonanza, then watch the bloddy fly
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"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the force."
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Apr 5th, 2005 06:21 PM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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both of my grandfathers are dead.....thanks for bringing that up, you jerkoff......just kidding, but if they were alive, they would think that this thread sucks, and that emperor palpatine isn't real, and would win by default.
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Apr 5th, 2005 06:50 PM |
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Stealth
Ranger
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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Oh palpatine, it's time for your daily sponge bath.
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For Fritos.
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Apr 22nd, 2005 01:17 AM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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"both of my grandfathers are dead.....thanks for bringing that up, you jerkoff......just kidding, but if they were alive, they would think that this thread sucks, and that emperor palpatine isn't real, and would win by default."
mine ranpa is dead,but if he was alive he would wup palps
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Apr 23rd, 2005 10:48 AM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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ya ya.
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Apr 26th, 2005 01:52 AM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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really,i swear it is the truth
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Apr 26th, 2005 02:33 PM |
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Darth_DaNThEMaN
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: United StatesAccount Restricted
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no i meant, ya ya he wuld.
grandpas are way cooler than palps.
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Apr 26th, 2005 07:26 PM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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ofcourse 
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