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Clone-pilot
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Registered: May 2005
Location: United Kingdom
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Yoda Vs General Greivous
How long would it take Master Yoda to slice GG into iron filings??? 
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May 25th, 2005 12:35 PM |
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Fishy
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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1 force push... About three seconds
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May 25th, 2005 12:39 PM |
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OC2-tin-OC
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Registered: May 2005
Location: India
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Yoda wont fight this one. He will be laughing.. cause Dreedius will be running real fast cursing his robotic legs returning the way he came
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May 25th, 2005 01:03 PM |
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k1rsty
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: United Kingdom
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Not Long, YODA RULES!!!! 
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May 25th, 2005 01:05 PM |
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Slay
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Registered: May 2005
Location: Your Erogenous Zones
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Yoda:Uhmm,fight me you want?
GG:Yeah,you're going to die?
Yoda:heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GG:*attack*
Yoda:*whips out weener pies on GG*
GG:my legs i can't feel my legs!!!
Yoda:*walks away laughing and in a suddenly cheesy/corny mood.
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May 25th, 2005 02:03 PM |
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Fishy
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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I made a nice story about this primarily because I was/am really bored.. Took me about 10 minutes to write so don't complain about the sucky quality 
Utupau was under attack by the clone army’s and the federation army’s. General Kenobi had lead an army of warriors to find and kill General Grievous before it was to late end to end the clone wars once and for all. Kenobi raced threw the city trying to find Grievous, who was racing away from him before he had even fought. His four arms still in tact as he sat in his vehicle racing from one side of the area to the other. They crossed the ways of thousands of clones and droids destroying many of them in their chase. Grievous wanted to stay he wanted to kill Kenobi but he had a more important mission and he had no choice but to run. He had to be fast if he wanted to reach Kashyyyk before order 66 was executed.
Palpatine knew as no other that Yoda could not lose from a few clone troopers bigger guns were needed and Grievous was just that. When he reached his ship he jumped on and took off before Obi wan Kenobi even reached him. On Coruscant Palpatine knew he had gained himself some more time and he hoped that he could kill Obi wan Kenobi before he left that planet and execute order 66 after Yoda was already dead. It all depended on a few things, Yoda and Mace had to die would Palpatine want to stand a chance, and if they did not die he would have to be able to do what he wanted without them interfering to soon. A month was all he needed to become politically untouchable, if it would even take that long. He had planned it all.
All that remained was to turn Anakin so Mace could be killed and use Grievous to kill Yoda, his plan would be finished when that happened. Grievous knew of his importance and found himself happier then ever as he raced towards Kashyyyk. He landed in the middle of a battle were thousand of droids were attacking the clones and the Wookies. He realised damn well that this battle would be lost, but he was not there to prevent the lose of his army’s on Kashyyyk he was there for more important reasons.
He ignored the clone troopers and landed as far away from them as possible, as soon as ship opened he started to run to the nearest tree. He took the high road to the beach and the platform were Yoda was. Silently he jumped on the platform, he dropped his cape and grabbed his four lightsabers. The two troops didn’t even hear him as he ignited them and cut threw their body’s. Yoda and the Wookies immediately turned around.
Tarfull was the first to charge, Grievous jumped back against the hill then forward and landed behind him, his lightsabers slashed threw Tarfull his back killing him immediately screaming in pain the Wookie chieftain fell to the ground. Chewbacca wanted to charge but Yoda stopped him. “Strong enough to stop him you are not Chewbacca. Handle this I will.” Yoda dropped his walking stick and ignited his lightsaber. Grievous walked forward with a victorious smile on his face.
“You are doomed.” He said smiling “Find me weak you will not Grievous.” “Master Yoda… You will be my greatest prize yet.” “Underestimate me you should not.”
Grievous wasted no more words and attacked, his lightsabers spinning as he moved in for the kill. Yoda looked at Grievous and waited until the last second before he jumped in the air, he landed behind Grievous and pushed Grievous forward with the force. Grievous flew over the observation platform. He hit the table there with his stomach his legs were under it and his body followed. He tried to brake but had a hard time, the chair at the other end of the table was what stopped him. His four Lightsabers were stuck everywhere he could and he barely managed to hold on. When he hit the chair it flew backwards but it stopped Grievous his speed. The chair flew of the platform and down.
Downstairs a unfortunate clone trooper was hit in the head by it. Grievous was not discouraged by Yoda his attack and jumped in the air and attacked again. Again Yoda waited for Grievous and jumped over him, this time Yoda his push made Grievous fly against the tree. Grievous his armour was crushed by the impact of the attack. When he stood up his heart chamber was open for all to see.
Grievous who was now mad attacked Yoda with all his fury, no longer spinning his lightsabers he attacked from all sides at Yoda, but Yoda was faster and jumped away another strike by Grievous but Yoda blocked it. Then two lightsabers came flying form the other side, Yoda jumped in the air and Grievous missed. Grievous turned around expecting to see Yoda there but Yoda landed on the same side as he jumped. Grievous had his back turned and with one quick strike Yoda cut of Grievous his head from behind.
Two hours later Yoda would find himself on a freighter with Obi wan Kenobi running back to Coruscant to find the Academy destroyed, Mace dead and Anakin as Lord Vader.
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May 25th, 2005 02:28 PM |
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Jack Daniels
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: I know where I would like to be
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I like it! I also agree with that outcome...plus a good plot to bring them together...Good Job especially for 10 minute job!! Write more Fishy...Im gonna copy and paste in SW vs Storytime thread!!
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May 25th, 2005 02:50 PM |
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Stealth
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: The Prancing Pony
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Yoda... 5 seconds...
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May 25th, 2005 03:00 PM |
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Janus Marius
Plo Koon Rulez!
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Hiding from zombies
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Yoda could Force pwn him. Just shove GG into a wall so hard he breaks. You saw how he fluffed those guards in ROTS. Yoda doesn't need to try to take out some people.
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May 25th, 2005 03:04 PM |
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Kun-ni Habeo
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Registered: Apr 2005
Location: SRBIJA!!!(burek s mesom pwns!!)Account Restricted
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yoda 3,5 secs
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May 25th, 2005 05:11 PM |
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Bobafetty
Pimp of Evil
Registered: May 2005
Location: Canada
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If you seen the third you know the answer
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May 25th, 2005 06:28 PM |
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yodafan
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Registered: May 2005
Location: United States
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I'd say about 2 seconds.
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May 25th, 2005 07:27 PM |
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Bobafetty
Pimp of Evil
Registered: May 2005
Location: Canada
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Ofcoarse, this isn't even a battle, it's a slaughter! As much as I like Grievous (being one of the top ten in my favorites list) he would loose big time to the small hunk of green we call, Master Yoda!
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May 25th, 2005 07:36 PM |
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Fishy
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: The Netherlands
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Almost everybody in the SW movies would die by Yoda, he's amazing 
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