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darth zamorak
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Warning jawas vs ewoks

Since many people like darth janus have predicted the jawa revolution i want to see how they defend themselves against their archenemies...the ewoks....


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Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the ewoks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek! eek!


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Slay
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As Minister of Propaganda,of Janus's Reich.I must inform you:
Jawas Jawas Jawas Jawas Jawas Jawas


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Jawas have obviously the better technology. They have blasters, they have sandcrawlers....
And they are very hard to kill (sometimes even surviving direct blaster hits), very fast and can use every small spot they find as a hideout.

Well...the Ewoks are dumb, primitive and fearfull creatures that look like Teddybears on drugs that went Amok in ROTS.

Jawas obviously win.


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The ewoks have to get close to use their weapons...... unless the rebels are helping and giving them grenades.....the jawas have sonic rifles. The jawas will win.

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the jawas will win.

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darth plo koon
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it all depends on there environment if it was endor or kashyyk the bears would win cos they can set traps and use gliders but if it was tatooine the ewoks couldnt seyt eany trap. so this thread is a hard decision =)


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Well this fight would have to happen some place where the two groups are not familar with the surroundings...

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And the Jawas would win.


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Janus Marius
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I would love to see Ewoks fragged or hit with sonic grenades.... Go 1337 jawas!

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The Jawas overkill this one.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by darthrevan89
Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the ewoks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek! eek!
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Ok lets change that.

Uh Oh...

It's the revenge of the jawas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek! eek!


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Jawas all the way, little dudes have been around forever.


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Ewoks. The Jawas were owned by Storm Troopers and the Ewoks only lost one.


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by General Zodiac
Ewoks. The Jawas were owned by Storm Troopers and the Ewoks only lost one.


My nigga!, that's what I'm saying. The Ewoks defeated the Imperial legion on Endor, where the Jawas got greased by a small search party. Both on their own turf, AND the Jawas had more advanced technology. How do you explain that?


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Lord Caltor
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The jawas were not prepared they didnt have they're heavy battle armour with big laser rifles out at the time they were to busy platting there hair (if they have any)

whats a jawa look like underneath?


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Janus Marius
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A sooty-colored rat.

But the Imps ambushed Jawas out in the open with hordes of guns and mounts. The Ewoks did grueilla warfare backed by rebels in the woods, fully prepared. Oh, and they had Han Solo and Chewie.

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Janus, it's all your fault hose Jawas died. You were uh, entertaining them with pole-dancing Jawa ladies from the Netherlands! It's not fair!

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Ewoks had rocks and sticks. Ewoks defeated the Emperor's greatest soldiers and AT-STs. Jawas got killed by a scout team.


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