Actually there are 13 Captains and 13 major gods (and a dozen minor ones).. though the only useful ones are Zeus, Hades, Poseidon and Ares. If the demi-god Hercules is included then so would Kratos and Deimos.
Even with half as many, the Captains would need to unleash their very best in order to compete.
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"Gonna need more chloroform..."
"If you look down on us, judge us, condemn us... then you shall fear us!"
"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
He'd eat those flames and barf them back at Yamamoto.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."
Even Zeus was afraid to mess with Ares because of his beard of awesome.
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"To all visitors from Transylvania looking for the head of Voivode Dracula: Yes, we have it. Yes, he's dead. No, you cannot see it. No, he will not return and invade you again. It has been over thirty years, please stop pestering us."