Gonna try something different here. Imagine a scenario in which one or many of your favorite fictional characters kills you. You may include a few others, but be fair about it. Show some sportsmanship, and don't make a personal attack out of it. There are two other rules:
1. You must die!
2. Be creative!
I expect hilarious sequences. If I don't lol, I'll be disappointed.
Example: Me and COG Veteran vs. Sonic
Sonic spin dashes COG into red mist and runs past me fast enough to decapitate me with a leaf.
Almost got it, Aura. I think it's supposed to be more like this.
Me Versus Aya Brea (Parasite Eve)
I walk up all nervous and shy to greet one of my teen heroes, and my awkward shuffling makes Aya think I'm some abomination of Eve sneaking up from behind her, so she promptly shoves a shotgun in my mouth and pops my head off.
__________________ -"My internet is currently so bad I'm time traveling. Don't worry about it."
-"You have the best problems, Scenario. You really do. haermm"
Rukia shows up in front of me and declares me the greatest human to ever live and immediately proposes. Being desperate(as if the whole scenario didn't explain that) I accept but she has to kill me. I allow it since well confirmed after life and I spend eternity with a kawaii wife.
Aura vs Buu
Buu(Super Version) goes "I'mma ****ing eat you!!!" and turns me into chocolate so I'm more edible.
After being mysteriously thrown back in time, I notice someone who looks suspiciously like samantha barks. Following her to a pile of junk in the streets, we are attacked by the french military. I save her from being shot but the bullet hits some school boy with a powder keg. We end up winning but the boy dies. The doctor then shows up and tells eponine the only way to save marius is to kill me, then go back in time and kill me again beforw the shooting starts. Since I don't speak french, I have no idea what they said and blissfully unaware of their plan and go in for the kiss. Its okay though, because the last thing I see is a beautiful women.... who's stabbing me in the chest.
Gender: Male Location: Training the machines of War.
Oh man, lol. I know this stuff.
COG Veteran & Sacred 117 VS. Marcus Fenix and Dom Santiago.
Delta challenges me and Sacred to a game of paintball. We accept and prepare to fight. Before we can begin to look for Delta, out from somewhere in the woods a paintgun/chainsaw combo paintball gun is thrown like a frisbee, decapitates Sacred. As I try to hide, modified paintballs modified to hold "kill your ass acid" are fired into me resulting in melting death.