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Alestorm v.s. The ninja turtles (Micheal Bay)
The time travelling, booze powered pirates and their ship, having overcome giant, prehistoric leviathans, undead space squids from the future, vikings from the past, and ninjas from whenever, decide to upgrade to MUTANT ninjas.
They sail their ship into New York City, overland because that's just the kind of badasses they are, and the fight takes place in Madison Square. Alestorm has their ship, rum, their songs, and their weapons, can they add freaky green ninjas to their kill list?
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