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Favorite Deadpool Quotes

I'd have to say my new favorite's from Cable/Deadpool #1:

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Deadpool: This is Deadpool.

Phone: The mercenary?

Deadpool: I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

Phone: Ah, yes. Have you ever heard of the One World Church?

Deadpool: Nope

Phone: It's in France.

Deadpool: I'll pass.

Phone: It pays a lot.

Deadpool: Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!

Phone: Uhm, we're not at war.

Deadpool: We're not?

Phone: No.

Deadpool: Oh....

Deadpool: So... How much money?

Deadpool: ...

Deadpool: Well, that sure is a lot...
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Good stufflaughing out loud


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Erm....

Too many to name right off the bat,

Deadpool: You smug little....wait speaking of video games, you ever play Street Fighter?

Kitty: As if...

*Deadpool gives her a dragon punch*

Deadpool: SHORYUKEN!

http://vice.parodius.com/stuff/Deadpool%2027-10.jpg

Also:

Deadpool: Holy Spider-Man ripoffs! Is THIS the suit I've been wearing?

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Pretty much anything from Simone's run. Ratbag was hilarious/

Kelly's run was kind of eh, some good moments, but he tried to make it so big and important. Personally, waiting 25 issues for that mithras stuff was a bit annoying. Though there were some good moments, Batroc, rochambeau-ing Captain America, etc.

I liked Priest's run a lot too, I just wish they would have given him free reign, and given it to him at a time when he was ready for it. I've read his blog about Deadpool, and interviews with him regarding the series, and a lot of his run was him being cajoled into doing stuff he didn't want to(mainly the space stuff, which were left over plot ideas from the previous writer's run that they made him flesh out). But then he did have some great ideas, the super-villian room mates and more. The BP crossover was sweet too.

Nicieza's done a great job as well so far, though 'Pool sometimes feels like a guest star in his own book, as it seemed to be largely Cable related. But Wade got some good stuff in, and his banter with Fixer in #11 was good smile.


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Erm....

Too many to name right off the bat,

Deadpool: You smug little....wait speaking of video games, you ever play Street Fighter?

Kitty: As if...

*Deadpool gives her a dragon punch*

Deadpool: SHORYUKEN!



Holy crap, I forgot all about that one.laughing out loud

Still, the fact that he thought we were at war with France was pretty damn funny to me, lol.

Oh, and what exactly was the Hulkamania crack he made to Hulk? I know you had that on your sig for a while Alpha.


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Hmmmm, no one else with other quotes?


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The Hulkamania quote was something along the lines of "All you're missing now is the blonde moustache."

I can't find the actual comic.

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I think the quote you had said something about the mustache and the Hulkamania t-shirt, if I remember correctly.


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Yeah I can't remember it. Dammit.

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Cable/Deadpool #4

(whilst melting away)....been thinking of starting up a super hero porn site...nothin too rude, i mean tasteful nakedshots of SUE RICHARDS...when's she VISIBLE, 'cos otherwise, DUH..."


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More! I want more quotes!


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Cable/Deadpool #1

Weird One World Church guy: "SUNIC is a worldwide pharmaceutical giant. Members of me MINISTRY OF INSINUATION --"

DP: "They suggest nasty things about people?"

One World: " they INSINUATE themselves into the workings of divided worlds.."


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Deadpool: funniest moments

Hey guys, I'm sorry if this thread has been done already cause I didn't care to check but I was just thinking that these baords could use some humor. Anyway's my request is that anyone out there who's got deadpool (or actually any character for that matter) at his funniest (prank calls, insults, etc), could you please post pics of em?

hope this goes well and doesn't die out to soon.

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There's already a quote thread.

I loved it when DP was hanging out with mini-Rhino. Everything was just hilarious.

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The recent issue from deadpol/cable (#12) was funny. Deapool is SO whack!

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There's already a quote thread.


Right here:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f43/t324989.html


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Holy crap, I forgot all about that one.laughing out loud

Still, the fact that he thought we were at war with France was pretty damn funny to me, lol.

Oh, and what exactly was the Hulkamania crack he made to Hulk? I know you had that on your sig for a while Alpha.


Oh yeah i have that issue , the crack is .

Hulk-You must have me confused with someone who cares !

Deadpool- Actually i had you confused with that other hulk before -- But your lack of poorly manicured goatee and hulkamania headband was a dead giveaway


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Haha what about when DP was trying to solve the murder in Cable and DP 12? He didn't have any clues, so it must have been those dastardly muslims! It's so wrong yet so right at the same time...

(This was one of the three buildings on the island used as Mosques.)

(That's pretty suspicious right?)

(I mean, why let statistics, truth and reality could my judgement? I'm not gonna be some pansy liberal.)

"WHERE ARE ALL YOUR GUNS AND ROCKET-PROPELLED GRENADES?!?"

"What?" says a guy in the mosque.

"Don't all you guys have guns and rocketpropelled grenades?"

"That is disgusting! I don't care if I die right now, but you are a pig and an idiot!" -- guy


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Haha...or what about issue 11 where he falls in the Fixers pool? And it has a bunch of murals of naked Avenger women.

"Hey! Naked Avengers painted on the side of the pool. This guy's a loser, but he's my kind of loser. Where's Sue RIchards!?!?"

"Oh, c'mon---was that REALLY THOR? Very impressive mjolnir."

later on...

"The guy that did your pool...can he paints any X-men?"


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