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| Birthday |
October 7th, 1988 |
| Gender |
Male |
| Favorite Movies |
Homage To Shaun
HAXXED BY ME! That's how much I rule.
Ronny= Totally FTW
Naz is the bestest!
One of the funniest Australian skits of all time
My top ten (in no order):
- Reservoir Dogs
- Raging Bull
- Annie Hall
- American Beauty
- Pulp Fiction
- Chasing Amy
- The Usual Suspects
- Goodfellas
- Toxic Avenger
- Sin City
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| Favorite Movie Stars |
Kevin Spacey
Robert DeNiro
Steve Buscemi
Kevin Costner
Woody Allen
Jessica Alba
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Christian Bale
Zach Braff
Samuel L. Jackson
Gene Wilder
Jason Lee
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Kirsten Dunst
Ben Affleck
Keira Knightly
Amanda Bynes
Devon Aoki
Charlize Theron
Eddie Murphy
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Natalie Portman
Clive Owen
Angelina Jolie
Bruce Willis
Jennifer Garner
John Travolta
Nicolas Cage
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Toshiro Mifune |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
“Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular f*ck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck...Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherf*cker, and it's like, whoa, baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious d*ck action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain...It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubblegum by now, but when this cat f*cks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a f*ck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin.”- Mr Brown, Reservoir Dogs
“F*ck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom n*gger! Always some white boy gotta invoke 'the holy trilogy'! Bust this - those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this sh*t. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vader: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God... Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force all that sh*t. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the f*cking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's hood the Death Star. Now what the f*ck do you call that!...Gentrification. They're gonna drive
our the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white folks...Jedi's the most a insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his a mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want a to be white!”- Hooper X Chasing Amy
"The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here - fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet!... This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!"- TV announcer, The Simpsons
"You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you." - Marlon Brando (impersonated), The Simpsons
“First of all Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her into the Smurfette we all know and love. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably don't even have reproductive organs down there under
those little white pants. The only reason they exist is because of magic spells and witchcraft which is all a bunch of bullsh*t if you ask me. That's what's so illogical about the smurfs what's the point of living if you don't have a d*ck?”- Donnie Darko, Donnie Darko
"I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money! And then you know what we're going to do? We're going to go to that party and get some pussy! I'm gonna f*ck this b*tch, that b*tch. I'LL F*CK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!”- Jay, Clerks
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"- Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
"Being a whore is a disease?!"- Big Ethel, A Dirty Shame
"Hey! How's your penis?"- The Todd, Scrubs
"Ahoy Motherf*cker!"- Silas Green, Vampire in Brooklyn
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the F*ck do you think you're talking to?"- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
"Hey! Don't knock masturbation it's having sex with someone I love."- Alvy Singer, Annie Hall
"I think you're all f*cked in the head. We're ten hours from the f*cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f*cking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"- Clark Griswold, Vacation |
| Location |
Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Interests / Hobbies |
Music, Movies & Mega Drive. Still love comics and anime although Financial situations have prevented me to continue. |
| Biography |
Me
I'm a working-class man who lives in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. My interests/Hobbies are stated above.
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