All the matrix's, but particularly #1 because of the lobby scene
Kil Bill, but mainliy Vol. 1 because it had more blood!
Lord of the Rings 1,2,3 (but even better was going to the toilet after the third one.... damn i needed that!)
Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty good
Shrek 2!!! OMG that film is damn sexy !!!!
Pulp Fiction & Reservious dogs... QT kicks ass!
Lock Stock, another sexy film
Favorite Movie Stars
Anyone that can act (which excludes all the little shites from Harry Potter)
Favorite Movie Quote
Cosmo: I married the smart one!
Wanda: I married the-- Well, he's cute, right?
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. (Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels)
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten. (pulp)
Your name is Buck...and you came here to f***... (Kill Bill)
Why am I Mr. Pink?
Cause you're a ******, that's why! (Res. dogs)
Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why get up? Why bother? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for something more than your survivial? Is it justice, truth? Perhaps peace, or maybe love? Illusions Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existance that is without meaning or purpose, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it by now Mr. Anderson. It's useless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson, why do you persist? (matrix)
Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white ***** joke that black ***** don't get? 'Cause I'm not ****ing laughing, Nicholas! (Lock stock)
Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherf***er! Say 'what' one more God-damned time!
He's black
Go on
He's bald
Does he look like a bítch?
What?
*Gunshot* (Pulp)
and now some from Family Guy
Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
Stewie Griffin: No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
Stewie Griffin: I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. BUT NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
Doctor: ...Can't it be both?
Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
Death: Well that would just leave England. [[[ Go Canadian chicks! ]]]]
Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
Peter Griffin: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Peter Griffin: You remember that time I was supposed to get that boat? A BOAT'S A BOAT, but the mystery box could be anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT. You know how much we wanted one of those.
Lois Griffin: Peter, that happened ten minutes ago.
Glen Quagmire in a lesbian bar: Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?
Peter gives Chris some advice on gifts for women:
Peter: "Listen Chris, I read a book saying that women are from Venus, all right so here's what you get her. Thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronet which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber. Here's five dollars."
Peter: "Hey, what's goin' on here?"
Brian: "Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
Peter: "Erm, if by read you mean imagined a naked lady, then yes."
[Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus]
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian Griffin: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian Griffin: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian Griffin: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)
[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
Brian Griffin: ... uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
Lois Griffin: Meg... is that a real Prada bag? How did you make $1100 as a waitress in a week?
Meg Griffin: It's easy... when you're the unwed teenage mother of a crack-addicted baby. Ha ha ha ha...
Peter Griffin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Meg. When did you become a teenager?
Lois Griffin: Peter, she's sixteen.
Peter Griffin: You KNEW about this?
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Lois: But most Native Americans are proud hardworking people who are true to their spiritual heritage. They are certainly not savages.
Stewie: That's funny, Mother. Just this morning you said they were lazy like the dirty Mexicans. Just kidding. The Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.
Meg: Yeah. Not like those dumb, gargantuan Swedes. Actually, the Swedish people run the gamut from very short to tall. And did you know that Sweden gave us the brilliant inventor, Alfred Nobel?
Peter: Yeah. Which is more than we ever got from those freeloading Canadians.
Peter: ...(brief pause)... Canada sucks.
Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*?
Location
Cactusland?
Interests / Hobbies
this is where my profile screws up because of Raz's dodgy system.....
Biography
ODE TO DAVE by virginia (thanks V
dave dave
hes really hot
hes strong and brave
and i like him a lot
dave dave
he makes me laugh
its him i crave
and hes smarter than a giraffe
dave dave
he warms up my day
when i see him, i wave
and i hate it when he goes away
(c) 2003 virginia productions, all rights reserved
Other quotes:
DAMN YOU FUNNY BOY.....DAMN YOU!!! (funny boy is dave) -milla
[will you marry me?] when I'm 35 then yes - Irene, I believe this counts as a legally binding contract
who loves dave as much as me!!!!!!!??????!!!!!????? - Irene
Too Many Daves – Dr Suess/Syren
Did I ever tell you that Mrs McCave
Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one and calls out ‘Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!’ she doesn’t get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had all of them with different titles adorned.
Called one of them Syren, another Arcane,
And one of them Milla, and one of them Mane.
One Canadian Moose, Candy Kisses another,
And one Fever Red, and The TH her brother.
One Jedi Priestess and another one Lana,
One Doobleve D, look! A dancing banana!
One Linkalicious, another one Clovah,
One Mr Zero, renowned the world over.
One JtoTheP, one Fetcherada,
One Misha, one Trickster, and one Telperaca.
And others ones Larry, Irene, Fire and Storm.
All individual, so far from the norm.
But now she just yells out ‘Dave!’ in a state,
Coz she didn’t do it, and now it’s too late.
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I'll also whore myself out for around $50 as well 