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Originally posted by Baston Alveron
But you do for my mandalorians would rock the shit out of ur ewoks so shove it

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Originally posted by Sorgo
Janus is as right as it gets.

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Originally posted by Rayvann Sadow
All hail Darth Janus Dark Lord of The Jawas!

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Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Cybering with someone who says she's a 5'2" model who's really a depressed asocial housewife in a trailer in Texas ain't exactly like dustin' Amy's crops, boy.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
Case closed folks, Janus has solved another of life's unanswereable questions.


See the yellow pages for details.

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Originally posted by CobbleR
I think we're all agreed that Janus is a god of debate and Darthsith and thenewhope are not.

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Originally posted by Darth Faunus

So what if he lacks a TK ability? If Plo Koon uses his 'omg furce lightnn tht wud crus all', it'd be absorbed, and then thrown right back at him in an energy attack.

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Originally posted by Captain REX
I know, let's just pile on random Knights until Yoda dies!

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Originally posted by Illustrious
That's like saying Hitler was the better politician than Washington because he amassed more political power, nevermind the fact that the latter set many precedents and practically stablelized and cemented the foundation for the country people call the USA.

Sidious was a benefactor of circumstance, accept this and move on.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
WTF? 50-19 Goku over Superman? That's just ignorance at its finest.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
DBZ is really, really poor to use in debates. The Japanese mentality about anything is "It is, therefore it is." As oposed to the Western mentality "It is, wtf?"

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
Please.... don't be a smartass. I was posting my opinion on the topic. If I wanted your poor accessment, I would have PMed this to you and given you a week's deadline.

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Originally posted by Great Vengeance
Good, your training is now complete...Ah wait...one thing remains...janus...you must..face..janus....only then a jedi will you be.

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Illustrious wrote on 10-01-2005 12:10 AM:
Yeah, his mom tried to use Sith Magic to get an abortion, but it failed and only made him more uber.

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Originally posted by Fishy
ROTJ Obi Wan is dead, and ROTJ Anakin is wounded as hell after just being electrocuted and that is if your lucky and he isn't dead yet.

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Originally posted by Se7in
The cartoon was idiotic. If Jedi can push hundreds of droids at a time, deflect hundreds of blaster bolts, dodge bullets, and jump to the peak of mountains, then the Battle of Geonosis shouldn't have had one Jedi casualty.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
Fandom > IMO > Graffiti on the stall door > Logic and Reasoning

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero

Now I agree Supes with pimpslap Goku with about as much effort as it takes for me to press buttons on my keyboard. but seriously guys, this HAS to end sometime now doesn't it?

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
"Idiot finds internet." Yes, I know. The headlines that aired in your hometown when you first figured out how to double click the big blue E.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
I hate both Jacen and Anakin Solo/Skywalker so much that I say that Lucifer comes down and sucks out their eyes so that they're running around swinging their sabers and lopping off each others body parts.

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Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
Sidious didn't fake it you retard. You are the apex of stupidity. Now you simply deny what is obviously true to an intelligent person. You don't see it because you don't fit the class of an intelligent person. Dooku took out a younger version of Mace, but Dooku got stronger between that fight and ROTS too. You can't prove that he didn't.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
No way... not... *gasp* LOGIC!

The fabled lost art of the ancients?!

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Originally posted by IKC
Oh sure. Because the Empire is always lacking natural resources, right? I'm sure they made those Death Stars and Imperial fleets out of pine tar and balsa wood, since they didn't have the resources to do otherwise.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
Sounds like a best seller...

"Mind of a Fanboy" ... Cologne for men who don't know how to argue like men.

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Originally posted by Snoopbert
Bardock is a firm believer in ignorance, I recommend just putting him on ignore.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
It's hard to sort through shit to find chocolate, Bardock42. Maybe if you learned how to communicate properly and to reason I might see your points.

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Originally posted by Sorgo
Go home before Sorgo gets mad.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
Man, I know I know, but I got your ridalin right here...so just calm down, here's your Ben Affleck Inflatable Sex-Doll, just chill...there we go.

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
Chill out there, hardass.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
What's your argument now? Please, I want your cheap entertainment.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
Faith has produced awesome truths such as the "Earth is the center of the universe" and the "world is flat."

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Originally posted by Deus Ex
Yeah, and if Han was a legendary thief, he must have been in hiding in that dingy, stinky bar on some backasswards planet owing money to a guy who doesn't have the legs to kick his ass.

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Originally posted by Darth Traya
"The art of sarcasm is one that has been perfected over the centuries."

"Is it possible to understand this power?"

"Not if you are an idiot."

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Originally posted by Sorgo
I sense great N00b in you, Kmcwalker. You have Edit, you have Search, but you don’t use them.

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Originally posted by Borbarad
Hmm...
An old witch, a dwarf and Ogami Itto stand before the Mirror of Truth. Everybody that tells a lie in front of the mirror gets obliterated immediatly.

Old Witch: "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" *zap* she's gone
Dwarf: "I think I'm the greatest person in the world" *zap* he's gone.
Ogami Itto: "I think" *zap*

Back to the topic: Yoda will most likely win this.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
"What if I were to tell you, that the Star Wars Forums were now under the control of the Stupid Noob Threads?"

"No, that's not possible, the Mods would be aware of it."

"The Dark Side of KMC has clouded their vision. Hundreds of members are now under the influence of these Stupid Noob Threads."

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Originally posted by Borbarad
This weeks KMC features:
Episode I: The newb menace
Episode II: Attack of the socks
Episode III: Revenge of the Sorgo
Episode IV: A new hope for the SW versus forum
Episode V: The newb empire strikes back
Episode VI: The Return of the NJO

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Originally posted by Borbarad
YODA: "Noobism is the path to the dumb side...noobism leads to idiocy...idiocy leads to getting bashed at KMC....getting bashed at KMC leads to suffering."
JEDI XYZ: "I am not a noob !"
YODA: "A normal poster must have the deepest commitment in making threads, the most serious mind while posting or at least a little bit of a brain between his ears. I sense much noob in you."

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Originally posted by nate100
21. Titanic morals: a. gamble, b. cheat on your husband, c. pose nude for pictures, d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated.

Star Wars morals: a. fight evil, b. do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d. rescue princess, e. save planet.

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Originally posted by Darth Koroni
How could you not make someone who does the following rich?

Imperial: I'm not going to listen to you! You're just some guy from HQ who wears a funny suit and is a ansmatic and anothe-GACK!
Darth Vader: Anyone else want to be a conservative?
Imperial 2: Well, I have some second doubts about this regime change-GACK!
Darth Vader: Anyone else?
Imperial 3: No Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: Good, now fetch me a barrel of alcohol.

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Originally posted by Ianus
Movie fanboy. Exit's over there.... Feel free to take a taxi to stfu fanboy land.

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Originally posted by darthvader_fan
thats not cool

you need church

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Originally posted by kamikz
A little play about Janus, Faunus, Sorgo and Lil Krueger.

Janus: Lil Krueger.
Sorgo: This time we take him together.
Faunus: I was about to say that.
Janus: You can't stand up to him, he's a noob.
Sorgo: Janus, noobs are our speciality. (noob slayers )
Lil Krueger: Your threads please, we don't want to make a mess of things in front of the moderators.
Sorgo: You won't get away this time, Krueger.

Stop making useless threads Krueger.

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Originally posted by Ianus
I like how two people voted for ESB "Smooth Hand" Luke against a Magnaguard, something that killed seasoned guards to capture the chancellor.

Apparently this is the two-drink minimum section...

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Originally posted by mace=badass
Tulak, show some respect. People who have been here longer than you and know far more than you are being called a noob by someone who thinks a sith would mate with a rancor.

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Originally posted by Se7in
In actuality the North won the Civil War which would lead many to think America was an oppressed country led by Nobunaga, but he was a weak daimyo, therefore his connection to the internet made him lag whenever he played Unreal Tournament 2010, so he decided to use milk instead of water to make oatmeal and it came out much better to he took a picture of his lightbulb and it works. Vodo wins IMO.

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Originally posted by Dark Aristokrat
The Commandments of Fanboyism.

I. Thou shalt not adhere to logic if and when it impedes the progress of your biased argument.

II. Thou shalt insult the opposition as a diversionary tactic when thy arguments are proven horribly false.

III. Thou shalt not admit under any circumstances that thou art lost concerning thy argument.

IV. Thou shalt use hyperbole liberally throughout thy argument.

V. Thou shalt not reply directly to any well-formulated rebuttals or questions.

VI. Thou shalt always retreat back to an earlier defeated point when thy latest point runs aground.

VII. Thou shalt not respect the equally valid sources of thy opposition and should seek to destroy their credibility with extreme prejudice.

VIII. Thou shalt play the victim when thy argument is being destroyed and thy own personal ignorance coming under fire.

IX. Thou shalt exclusively debate topics which deal with thy most favorite, unreproachable characters.

X. Thou art infallible in so much as thou crusade against the opposition with all the lowly weapons of thy craft.

Amen.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
zOMG tehy goooo all dbz and fuseeee toogethar!11!1

Dark Lord Ragludowkun!

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Originally posted by Dark Aristokrat
Yeah, cuz there's just lots of shit left over from the last 4000 years of plundering. That's why there's pharaoh tombs in Egypt that are full of gold right now.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
Is that why he constantly pans back and forth between Naga Sadow, Ludo Kressh, Gav and Jori, Empress Teta, and Odan-Urr?

How many 3rd persons is that?





The two of them bow to his spirit. It's there, it's conclusive, they show fear and subordination.

And Odan-Urr didn't feel Marka Ragnos' passing? Then how come I have this little scan here where Odan-Urr is awaken from a nightmare and sees Marka Ragnos' spirit?



Oh wait, because you don't know what you're talking about.

Listen, the omniscient narrator says the exact words:

"Marka Ragnos was the Dark Lord of the Sith - the most powerful of the most powerful."

Yes, 2 definitives. Not to mention later sources mention how he has "immense physical strength and a frightening grasp on the dark side."

Freedon Nadd approaches Exar and mentions that there is "one above [him]" in reference to Marka Ragnos. This is the guy that doesn't seem to take crap from anybody.

Naga Sadow and Ludo Kressh are shown making several maneuvers trying to gain power.

Ludo even usurps the title of Dark Lord when Naga leaves for the republic. That's backstabbing. In fact, they even "duel" for the title of Dark Lord. It's clear, they FIGHT for the title of dark lord. The fact Marka Ragnos did not get defeated even on his deathbed is truly remarkable.

In JA, his scepter, an integral part of the game's storyline and depicted in the cutscenes, has the power to raze temples and suck force from entire planets, and imbue non-force sensitives with force powers in the hands of a relative weakling like Tavion.

Sorry, it's definitive. The Sith are a martial, power first society.

Do I need to copy and paste the Sith code for you? The last line even says they value power first and foremost. Marka Ragnos was the most powerful of the most powerful. He "ruled the galaxy with an iron fist." Then you have dozens of lines in KotOR supporting his power. You see him crown Exar and Ulic, you see Freedon Nadd admitting his inferiority, you see Naga Sadow and Ludo Kressh bowing before him. You see JA Luke pissing his pants and saying they need the "entire Jedi Academy" to "try" to stop Marka Ragnos.

I don't know why you are talking out of your ass, but the opposition has proved his abilities. No one said they can place exactly how strong he is, but they have shown without question that he has never been depicted with an equal.



Since when? You haven't disproved an assumption. You have answered it with another assumption.

"... but Ragnos COULD HAVE BEEN a master diplomat and have led the Sith through diplomacy."

Too bad that assumption has been trumped numerous times, and you are just too silly to see it.

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Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
The "zOMG!!11 luke is teh 1337 00ber jedi and he pWns J00 n00b!!111 LOLZzz!!" fanboys always amuse me.

Anakin takes this while having sex with Padme at the same time.

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Originally posted by Arker
Watch it again. Watch his moves. Luke was swinging his saber like Ray Charles at the batter's plate. Obi-Wan was at least keeping stable moves.

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Originally posted by IKC
And "it's very possible" that Star Wars takes place on a microscopic scale inside Lucas' rectum. Without evidence, don't claim it.

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Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, because stupid people might judge you, can't have that.

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Originally posted by BackFire
Stuff happened that I can't explain, therefor, creationism is true.

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Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
I can't believe you are older than I am. Where the hell do you get this stuff? It's comedy gold.

So when was the last time you beat someone senseless and didn't know you were doing it? Or for that matter, get beat up and not know you were getting beat up?

If you're argument was "You could beat someone up and not be aware of the consequences" I'm sure you wouldn't have so many people riding you about this.

But "Oh man, I didn't know my fist was repeatedly hitting your face! My bad!" is just plain ridiculous.

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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, it was my pleasure. I have a very keen eye for spotting ignorant bullshit. Therefore, I must thank you for giving it so much practice recently.

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Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"Et tu, Brute? Are you a liberal?" - updated version.

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Originally posted by Agent HUNK
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this noob for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad noob. Not like going down to the Unhhosted Section and chasing God-modders and trolls. This Noob, Ruin your Thread. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your Rpers, put all your businesses on a playin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want your RPs to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this thread. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the typing fingers, the whole damn thing.

You see, the idea was the noob come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that noob he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that noob looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a noob is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Stop the infectious spread of the Noob-Virus, Spade and Neuter your Noobs.

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Originally posted by BackFire
Your sig makes my pants stretch.

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Originally posted by Wesker
"who r u to tell them that,hanh?it's their country n their laws n they CAN punish ppl fr watever they find wrong" -- from you.

Really, it's okay for a Muslim country to execute a man for being a Christian because "it's their laws", but at the same time it's not okay for cartoons to be published making fun of Islam extremeists and Mohammed even though such cartoons are fully within the laws of the Danish people?

Congratulations, maham, you win the Muslim Hypocritical Fool award! Now, go oppress your women and kill the infidels while saying the world is bad for hating on your prophet.

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Originally posted by debbiejo
I think we lost our Muslim......

He was the only one we had

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Originally posted by Wesker
I swear, debating at KMC is like trying to put out the Housefire of Ignorance with the Dixie Cup of Truth.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
This thread is living testament as to why you shouldn't smoke crack.

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Originally posted by skyflyer
Listen Antediluvian, if you really want an argument why don't you just bump the Ragnos thread in the Lit forum. I've been keeping off the radar for a while but if you want to bring it, I'll bring my A game.

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Originally posted by BackFire
IT WAS PLANTED BY THE DEVIL TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO BELIEVING EVOLUTION! *HISS*

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Originally posted by PVS
makes you wonder how some of these people can claim to follow reading as complex as the bible when they cant even decipher a NYT article. mindboggling

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Originally posted by IKC
You bring shame to the mentally deficient everywhere.

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Originally posted by IKC
Good work taking a scan from a scene that Janus wasn't arguing. Put your glasses on, the beer down, and read his ****ing argument.



Ah yes, ad hominem tu quoque! Nice job with the logical fallacies.

This suddenly translates to "I know jack shit about that time period!" with Nai Interpretation (© 2006, Bullshit Industries). Act now, and soon you too will be able to make all the unsupported assumptions you like! With our "Thick as a Post" expansion package, you'll be able to constantly refute the words of your opponents by making the same points over and over again, thus ensuring victory by attrition as your opponents throw their hands up in disgust and merely leave the field! Just ask United States Senator Robert C. Byrd:

"During the Civil Rights Movement, I held up Senate business for 14 hours in a futile attempt to block the Civil Rights Act. If I had had the Nai Interpretation and Thick as a Post packages, I could have kept blacks as second class citizens for at least another ten years!"



Uh, what? You mean every one of my posts, right? Care to, oh, I don't know, say... point it out?

Drinks, anyone?

No, not you.

You've had enough.



Oh, 124? Really? Mind giving me a list? I'm sure the NJO and more minor book series like Young Jedi Knights adds to the number.

Oh, by the way, my count was 20, and what I shot wasn't even my entire collection. Good counting there Nai, but I thought alcohol was supposed to give you double vision?



po·lem·ic
n.

1. A controversial argument, especially one refuting or attacking a specific opinion or doctrine.
2. A person engaged in or inclined to controversy, argument, or refutation.

Uh...huh. That's okay, don't need 'em.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
DEVIL: Janus! Welcome to hell! You thought you could flame my noob cousins and get away with it, huh?

JANUS: Holy shit... this had better be a NyQuil-induced hallucination...

DEVIL: Bwahahahaha! Guess what? There's no hot water here!

JANUS: OMG!

DEVIL: And the coffee is old!

JANUS: This is terrible...

DEVIL: Every day a dog will eat your eyeballs and crap on your face.

JANUS: You've got to be kidding me...

DEVIL: And you get a PlayStation, but it only comes with FF7!

JANUS: Noooooooooo!!!!!

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Originally posted by Thorinn
you people on here have no idea of the sins your commiting blaspheming against GOD.

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Originally posted by hord66
I'm getting banned.

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Originally posted by Illustrious
If you wanted to make a list of the most insignificant creatures in the omniverse, you'd be right up there.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
OMG! Fanboy!

Please.... One or two generations from now, people will be picking up ROTS in the contemporary classics section at the video store, while KOTOR will be in the bargain bin or worse, on eBay for archaic systems alongside Duck Hunt and Bayou Billy.

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Originally posted by Adam_PoE
I am still waiting for him to explain how Intelligent Design qualifies as a scientific theory when it is not testable, correctable, falsifiable, and does not make any predictions.

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Originally posted by BackFire
A dick also has a similar shape of a banana, easily will fit into a persons mouth, therefor God promotes fellatio. I'm now a Christian.

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Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So, you don't understand that the law is not preventing people from doing it? Do you honestly think that if necrophilia wasn't addressed by the law, there would be people screwing corpses in the street? What, do you think funeral homes are going to become, postmortem brothels by night?

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
I honestly don't keep up with professional sports. If I wanted to see large groups of people overexerting themselves for something as fruitless as getting the goal or the point with even more people watching, I'd come here.

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
From the diary of Terrorist Dooku...

"Dear Allah,

Camp is great. Today Muhammed Ad-Abir showed me how to bayonet the infidels. Tomorrow I hope to learn the secrets of shoe bombs. I've been a very good holy warrior, keeping my AK-47 properly by my bedside so that the Great White Satan won't sneak in and attack me in my sleep. Commander Akbar says that I will soon become a full warrior in your holy name, so that I might fight the evil American Empire.

Sincerely,

Dooku.

PS- Send more of that chunky soup."

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Originally posted by Captain REX
Lenin, FINISH HIM!

*tears out the Tsar's throat with a sickle and smashed his head in with a hammer*

MORTAL K-K-KOMMUNISM!

*rave*

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My penis is like a VW Beetle. Designed by Hitler and able to carry two adults and three children.

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Originally posted by tdtd
Lightsnake lives in a dream world filled with naked Palpatines.

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Originally posted by Motoko Sama
Right, because how often do we see Palpatine transform into King Kong, see his hair become a gay yellow color and spiky, or sprout a monkey tail out of his ass, or being wished back to life by some balls?

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Originally posted by Faunus
I'm not even going to bother replying to the rest of your post, because you have no case whatsoever. You throw around the word "fallacy" pretending you know what it actually means, you fail to address or otherwise drop every point you have no argument against, and then try to tell me that I don't respond with any relevance, and yet you still fail to put forth a single shred of proof to back up your argument. Hopefully, your parents can learn something from you, assuming they haven't asked you to run away yet; birth control is their friend.

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Originally posted by Nikkolas
Welcome to the Galactic Empire.

Where only old British white men can rule.

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Originally posted by Gideon
Yes, but I am a teenager. In Kentucky.

Finding intelligent people who can debate here is like trying to find Nicole Ritchie near food. It's just not happenin'. Hence, I'm forced to look elsewhere for intellectual stimulation.

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Originally posted by Gideon
Taking into consideration the sheer amount of opposition and thinking about it reflectively, I suppose there is no way to conclude that I'm the one who has come to the right conclusion, I suppose I'm just not seeing something. I'm going to concede the argument without quarter or objection.

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Originally posted by 666.five
Hi there. I'm new here. Nice to meet you all. Looking forward to conversing with all of you, especially you Darth Sexy.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Clown... parties?

Clown pants, drifting in
the wind, Holocaust denied.
Audacious hope blooms.

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Originally posted by Gaevus Mesias
everybody wins, just because Janus is turning into a sociopath

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Originally posted by Vorpal Ruin
Why would you want to hide sarcasm? It would only make it seem that you are a moron.

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Originally posted by Lord Lucien
He doesn't have to, Janus is better than you.