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Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
See, that was far too mature for me to comprehend.

Thank you Spoony, for being that guiding light for all of us here.

So, to answer the question, what is good at KMC?

SPOONY is good.

Originally said by O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill Vol.1
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords. Bill might of humored you, but you will find neither humor nor mercy at my blade. Now unless you intend to commit sepeku among the koi, stand up and fight. You may not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

Dialogue taken from Battle Royale
[Over a megaphone]
Kusaka: Everybody! Stop fighting! Please hear us out! This is Kusaka with Yukiko on the cliffs of the North Mountain. Everybody come here. We'll figure this out together. We don't want to fight, right Yukiko?
[She passes her the megaphone]
Yukiko: This is Yukiko. Please join us. Lets think this through together.
[from opposite side of the mountain, Nanahara, Noriko and Kawada listen]
Nanahara: Thats the right tactic. Lets go Noriko
Kawada: Where you goin?
Nanahara: Bring 'em back
Kawada: Without weapons? I'm not the only deadly one.
[back on the girls side of the mountain, Mitsuko runs toward their location - sickle in hand]
Nanahara: All the more if they're in danger.
[Kawada pushes Nanahara back and shoots his shotgun, as a warning to get girls away from where they are]
Kusaka: Stop shooting!
Kawada: Idiots!
Nanahara: [shouts] RUN!!!
Kusaka: That's Nanahara. That was his voice, right?
[through the megaphone]
Kusaka: Nanahara! Over here, come here! Yukikos always had a crush on y....
Yukiko: You idiot!
A sudden blast is heard as a rain of bullets riddle the two girls. Nanahara, Noriko and Kawada can only listen from far away. The killer is of course, Kiriyama. He precedes to shoot the corpses as they twitch on the grass]
[He walks toward their bodies and notices that Kusaka is still barely alive. Always the oppurtunist, Kiriyama takes the megaphone, kicks Kusaka in the stomach and places it over her mouth, her cries for help heard by everyone. Kiriyama shows no mercy and precedes to shoot again]
Nanahara: Kusaka... KUSAKA! KITANO! TELL ME ITS NOT TRUE! ANSWER ME! KUSAKA!
Kawada: He'll come here next, I'm off!
Nanahara: Go whereever you like... you're a murderer yourself!
Noriko: Nanahara!
Nanahara: They were my friends. THIS IS CRAZY! HOW CAN THEY JUST KILL EACH OTHER LIKE THAT!?!
Kawada: There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run!
[Nanahara and Noriko, stand horrified by what they've seen as they watch Kawada run away through the forest]

Originally said by Michael Moore in Bowling for Columbine
Well, here's my first question. Do you think it's kind of dangerous handing out guns at a bank?

Originally said by Chris Rock and featured in the film Bowling for Columbine
You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? Bullet control. I think all bullets should cost $5000. You know why? If a bullet cost $5000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

Originally said by Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Originally said by Alex DeLarge from A Clockwork Orange
Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

Dialogue taken from A Clockwork Orange
Dim: What did you do that for?
Alex: For being a bastard with no manners, you haven't a dook of an idea how to comport yourself public-wise, O my brother!
Dim: I don't like you should do what you've done and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
Alex: Watch that, do watch that O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou, dost wist?
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap anytime you say.
Dim: Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right?

Bill Bailey on Argos
璌on㦙 you love Argos? With the laminated book of dreams, You know why it𠏋 laminated, don㦙 you?... To catch the tears of joy. 騌o many Beautiful things, I cannot posses them all�.

𨧻t𠏋 like the ultimate betting shop, isn㦙 it? The tiny little pens, the slips of paper, but everyone is a winner!�

弌nd then you have the staff; The pale, mystical, wardens of the treasure, 𥜥here are they getting all this stuff from? It must be massive back there.� Little grey door, give no hint at the magical bounty that lies beyond. 飡t𠏋 like the Narnia of household goods, the TARDIS of toasters.

Originally said by Peter Griffin in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a...You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Originally said by Peter Griffin in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!

Originally said by Peter Griffin in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
You know what really grinds my gears, you America, **** you!

Dialogue taken from Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Stewie Griffin: [after having sex with Fran] Um... that's never happened before.
Fran: Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying?

Yup.... I stole this idea off a whole bunch of people... ah well, sucks to be them

99 Luftballoons (99 Red Balloons)

You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got.
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone.
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, Something's out there.
Floating in the summer sky.
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street.
99 ministers meet.
To worry, worry, super-scurry.
Call the troops out in a hurry.
This is what we've waited for.
This is it boys, this is war.
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
Ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero.
Everyone's a Captain Kirk.
With orders to identify.
To clarify and classify.
Scramble in the summer sky.
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had.
In every one a red balloon.
It's all over and I'm standing pretty.
In this dust that was a city.
If I could find a souvenier.
Just to prove the world was here.
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.