My name's Alana, I'm 26, I'm a girl, and I live near Chicago, IL, US. That's about all you need to know.



Something from a personality quiz thing....pretty accurate.....

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Stability results were very low which suggests you are extremely worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

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Originally posted by Impediment Dude................ Pardon my French, but I'd hit it until you stuttered.

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TehEbilDak says: I dunno when they had hot cybersex, but your comp is gonna be paying my comp's medical bills if there are any
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: XD
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: maybe your computer got pregnant
TehEbilDak says: we're still waiting for the tests to come back
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: what will it be named?
TehEbilDak says: Hampton.
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: Compy386
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: We can't name him Hampton. That's the fig's name.
TehEbilDak says: Cody?
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: Like the Commander?
TehEbilDak says: ...sure?
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: hmmm
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: but what if it's a girl?
TehEbilDak says: Codia?
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: now that's just silly
TehEbilDak says: Codia's a fine name!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: it sounds like some sort of virus!
TehEbilDak says: ...
TehEbilDak says: and?
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: actually that would be oddly appropriate...
TehEbilDak says: E. Codia?
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: it grows in the stomach of the vampire squid from hell
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: or something
TehEbilDak says: yes
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: ...
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: my cat is licking the monitor
TehEbilDak says: it's gonna get pregnant too!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: but he's a male and he's fixed! :-O
TehEbilDak says: doesn't matter.
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: ...is he Jack in cat form?
TehEbilDak says: E. Codia.
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: Yes.

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You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: but that's just me and my testicles talking
TehEbilDak says: you should prolly get that looked at
TehEbilDak says: they're not supposed to talk, dude.

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You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: Limewire is a tease
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: it's just trying to get you in bed

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TehEbilDak says: AIGH
TehEbilDak says: THE PORN HAS GROWN LEGS

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REX = says: pie!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: I want pit
TehEbilDak says: cherry!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: *pie
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: stupid typos
TehEbilDak says: Pit?
TehEbilDak says: angel dude with the bow?
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: the letters are close together...?
TehEbilDak says: A LIKELY STORY
TehEbilDak says: *looks at keyboard* VERY LIKELY
You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails... = REX = says: *dun dun DUN*

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TehEbilDak says: *kills s key*
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: :-O
=REX= says: but...then we can't type thing*twitch* with the letter *twitch*
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: I need that letter...
TehEbilDak says: we can do well enough without it
=REX= says: Alana Twitchbert
TehEbilDak says: ee?
TehEbilDak says: ...erm
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says:
TehEbilDak says: hit.
TehEbilDak says: ...damnit!
=REX= says: we're all crewed
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: thi i bad
=REX= says: would jut ue the 'th' ound
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: good going :P
=REX= says: it i imilar
TehEbilDak says: it' only orta imilar
=REX= says: miiippi
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: kinda cloe but not cloe enough
=REX= says: Miiipi!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: ...
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says:
=REX= says: MIIIPI!
=REX= says: MIIIPPI*!
=REX= says: thi uck
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: ye it doe
TehEbilDak says: ye it doe
TehEbilDak says: ...
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: ...
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says:
TehEbilDak says: XD
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: how do we alway do that?
TehEbilDak says: becaue we're inane?
TehEbilDak says: ...not inane. Inane.
TehEbilDak says: ...crap!
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: goddamnit ee what you did
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: you batard :P
TehEbilDak says: *cat reurection on key*
Lana (L) it's all I've got when you're in my head... says: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
TehEbilDak says: it's ALIIIIIIIVE
=REX= says: I ee what you did there
=REX= says: oh
=REX= says: see
=REX= says: I can See again!
TehEbilDak says: and we're inSane again!

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And you never paid for drugs! Not even once... = REX = says: HUGE SUCCESS
Sheik=cosplay!Zelda - Dak says: THE CAKE IS A LIE
Lana come on moonchild, you're so far away tonight... says: I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE
Sheik=cosplay!Zelda - Dak says: SHE WAS 19!
Lana come on moonchild, you're so far away tonight... says:
And you never paid for drugs! Not even once... = REX = says: THAT WILL GIVE YOU, ER, BEES
Lana come on moonchild, you're so far away tonight... says: OH INDEED

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Get outta mah SOUP! - Dak says: Jordan, wanna play Scrisktrap?
Get outta mah SOUP! - Dak says: SCREW YOU BUSY SIGNAL

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Jamie says: "From the people who brought you tree sex now bring you ice humping. Cold to the touch, frost bite oh yes, and even the possibility of catching dinner with the right bait"

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Not -quite- a threat - Dak says: hmm... what DnD class would I be...
Not -quite- a threat - Dak says: ooh, Mario Paint Still Alive

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Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: this was a triumph
Got one shadow - Dak says: I'm making a note here
Got one shadow - Dak says: huge success
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Got one shadow - Dak says: Aperture Science
Got one shadow - Dak says: We do what we must because we can
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: for the good of all of those, except the ones that are dead
Got one shadow - Dak says: but it's no use crying over every mistake
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
Got one shadow - Dak says: and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: for the people who are still alive ^__^
Got one shadow - Dak says: I'm not even angry
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: I'm being so sincere right now
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: Even though you broke my heart and killed me
Got one shadow - Dak says: and tore it to pieces
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: and threw every piece
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: into
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: a
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: fire
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: as they burned it hurt because
Got one shadow - Dak says: I was so happy for you
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: now these points of data make a beautiful line
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time
Got one shadow - Dak says: so I'm GLaD I got burned
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: think of all the things we learned
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: for the people who are still alive
Got one shadow - Dak says: go now and leave me
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: I think I prefer to stay inside
Got one shadow - Dak says: maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: maybe Black Mesa
Got one shadow - Dak says: that was a joke - ha ha, fat chance!
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: anyway this cake is great
Got one shadow - Dak says: it's so delicious and moist
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: look at me still talking when there's science to do
Got one shadow - Dak says: when I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: I've experiments to run
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: there is research to be done
Got one shadow - Dak says: on the people who are still alive ^__^
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: and believe me I am still alive ^__^
Got one shadow - Dak says: I'm doing science and I'm still alive ^__^
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive ^__^
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: while you're dying I'll be still alive ^__^
Got one shadow - Dak says: and when you are dead I will be still alive ^__^
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: Still alive ^__^
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: still alive^__^
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: ...
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: wow
Lana (L) one look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink says: we are ****ing dorks
Got one shadow - Dak says: that was awesome
WHY SO SERIOUS? - REX says: we are SOOOO cool :w00t:

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Lana I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker says: why the hell do I suddenly want pants?
Lana I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker says: ...
Dak - Talk nerdy to me says: ...
Lana I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker says: why did I say pants?
Dak - Talk nerdy to me says: what
Lana I'm a troublemaker, never been a faker says: I mean pancakes

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Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: become a Time Lord?
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: okay!
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: want to help?
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: sure!
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: okay
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: hold this watchamajigit
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: and connect it to the dooickything
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: are you going to reverse the polarity? :P
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: and raise the power levels, THREE. MORE. POINTS.
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: The results should create a peanut-butter-and-TIME sandwiche.
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: So we'll each eat a half.
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: And then we'll control time and space. Pretty neat, eh?
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: not a bad plan, but be sure to use strawberry jam, not grape Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: it can cause some problems
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: Such as?
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: for some reason grapes disagree with travelling through time and space
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: does things like turn suns purple
Lana (L) clock is ticking while I'm killing time says: pretty neat, but it tends to annoy the people on the planets
"Though shalt wear thine own clothes lest thou go all fruity and shit." - REX says: ...we'd make such great Time Lords...

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REX: saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear... says:
*I keep feeling like you're using an alternative definition there
Lana (L) we all have something that digs at us... says:
*you may be on to something there, Sherlock
Dak - Better than kittens on Xanax says:
*Captain Obvious, reporting for duty!
REX: saw her standing there, with green eyes and long blonde hair, she wasn't wearing underwear... says:
*Captain Sherlock McObvious
Lana (L) we all have something that digs at us... says:
*thaaaaat's you
Dak - Better than kittens on Xanax says:
*report to General Genius, thanks

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Dak - Desperado of the Dead says:
and I think officially now if I think about getting another Transformer you can smack me.
Lana (L) we all have something that digs at us... says:

Dak - Desperado of the Dead says:
...from existing lines, at least.
Dak - Desperado of the Dead says:
...barring Voyager-class Earth mode Animated Megatron.
Dak - Desperado of the Dead says:
...and maybe Animated Soundwave.

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Originally posted by Cyner
This is a comparison that should not ever be made. GoW3 is a 13 year old on xbox live while OoT is Shakespeare.

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Josh: Don't make me put you in my pants!

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Josh: That is a really big duck.
Me: ...that's a goose, dumbass.

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Josh: I got a PS1 memory card back when, um, I got that...ummm...that game with Sephiroth.

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Josh - Talk nerdy to me says (1:49 PM):
...if a Dark Sider were pregnant, things around her would simply drop dead from the aura of rage