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What's the use of having power if you don't weild it ? Man doesn't show you respect,you dont leave enough of his damn house to roast chestnut's on !

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And thus I clothe my naked villany/With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ; And seem a saint, when most I play the devil

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Originally posted by BackFire
No, it's the whole him being a fairy thing that allows him to do gay shit like flutter on water, it was his pink wings, they just edited them out for TV.

Maybe if you took your eyes off of his dick from time to time you'd notice this shit, god damn it.

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Originally posted by Snake
"I’ll punch his teeth so far down his throat that he’ll bite his own ass!”

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Originally posted by Runawaysfan01
A friend of mine is trying very hard to demonstrate the terrible, terrible flaws in a newish local LARP system. The magic system they have is word-based - as your character progresses you buy words, and assemble them into sentences.

He has accumulated enough words to be able to command somebody to "Vomit a Flaming Dog".

He is working towards being able to command the dog to Return Whence It Came.

Now, I know Nico can only do that once, but ...

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Originally posted by Alfheim
Yeah and still some people were b*tching about his voice. I dont know what they expected. I-Im a man of my wwwwword.



manofmywordmanofmywordmanofmyword.

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"Well, you're an escaped murderer, even if they're keeping it hushed up. It may be a few weeks; we wouldn't want her to accidentally give something away, and I'm sure the police are questioning her."

"I feel so bad... I can't wait till this blows over." She peered up at him, her chin in the carpet. "It will blow over... right? You didn't bust me out so I'd have to hide in Mexico the rest of my life... right?"

"Qué?"

"......DAMMIT, DAD."