--Canada Was Great! I Brough Bananas Back for everybody!--
-Reese, Malcolm In The Middle-
Prof. Hercabi: Whats with that self pitty? Albert Einstien had to bring spare pants untill he was 22. But he did cry about it? NO! He drew on that experience and Who Built the First Atomic Bomb?
-- Malcolm In The Middle --
--Where going To get You, Where going To Get You, Not Another PeEep Its Time To Go To SleEep--
-The Evil Dead-
--I Don't Tip--
-Mr. Pink, "Reservoir Dogs"-
--This Test Is Socialy Biased, Its Racist, I mean come on, White Sharks, White Blood Cells, White Ghosts, Alegebra...--
-Eric, "Lower Learning" Season 2, Epesoide 2-
--Wow, I Never Knew being Pollitacally Correct Could Be So Retarded--
-Principle McAllen, "Lower Learning" Season 2, Epesoide 2-
-Patrick: Opposite Day! I've Herd Of That
-SpongeBob: You Have?
-Patrick: No.
-Chris Griffin: Hey Birthday Boy, Want some IceCream?
-Stewie Griffin: Yes, but No Sparkles. For Every Sparkle I Find, I Kill You.
--Familly Guy--
--LoneStar, I Am Your Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's Former First Roommate--
-Dark Helmet, SpaceBalls-
-Sanders: Everything that is Happening Now, is Happening- Now. -Dark Helmet: But What About then? -Sanders: We Just Just Passed Then. -Dark Helmet: When? -Sanders: Just Now. -Dark Helmet: But How Do we go back to then? -Sanders: We Can't, See We are in the Now - now. -Dark Helmet: But When Will Then Be Now? - Sanders: Soon.
--SpaceBalls--
- Blade: *Mouths The Words* What The Fu¢k....?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- - Blade: Catch You At A Bad Time Comrade?
--Blade--
=>Where You going? this is supposed to be a rescue!! (...)
-->Forgot My Sword.
=>Oh.
-Comisioner Gordon: OH. MY. GOD.
-=- Batman -=-
Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
-=- American Psycho -=-
-ATM Machine: Feed me A Stray Cat
-=- American Psycho -=-
-Maide: thats Pure genious!
-Leonardo: Yes! I Shall Go Down In history as the Man Who opened A Door!
-=- Ever After -=-
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? What did you say?
Ponton: Nothing.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [Falls out from ceiling] We need fresh towels in room 204.
[Rings bell on desk]
Ponton: He was found dead.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now!
Nicole: Do you live alone, Inspector?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Yes, I do.
Nicole: Do you ever get lonely?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: No. Not since the Internet.
-=- Pink Panther 2006 -=-
"No, It was designed to make turning it off pretty7 easy," Said Causo. "There are directions on how to do it all over this thing. Now, Turning it on-that's hard."
-=- Children of the Mind-=-
-Orson Scott Card
-Fred: Next Time You Go To Toronto, Bring Back Alisson
-David: Fred, Girls are not objects, they are people.
-Fred: I know, but I want one.
-=-Real Life-=-
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