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Jun 21st, 2006 |
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Redgis Filaro  |
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I_am_Melkor |
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| Last Online: |
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| Favorite Movies |
Stephen King's The Stand
The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Two Towers
The Return Of The King |
| Favorite Movie Stars |
Jamey Sheridan
-From Stephen King's The Stand
Colm Fiore
-From Stephen King's The Storm of The Century
Dominic Monaghan
-From The Lord of the Rings
Lawrence Makoare
-From The Lord of the Rings
That Guy From The Place With The Thing Who Did Something With It.
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| Favorite Movie Quote |
FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL:
SOLDIER: Get away!
ARTHUR: I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: ...What?
SOLDIER: You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.
ARTHUR: (Scornfully) So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER: Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR: Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER: Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: Why not?
SOLDIER: I'll tell you why not ... because a swallow is about eight inches long and weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut under a pound.
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk ...
SOLDIER: It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter of weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
SOLDIER: Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. Right?
ARTHUR: (irritated) Please!
SOLDIER: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested.
SECOND SOLDIER: It could be carried by an African swallow!
FIRST SOLDIER: Oh yes! An African swallow maybe ... but not a European swallow. that's my point.
SECOND SOLDIER: Oh yes, I agree there ...
ARTHUR (losing patience) Will you ask your master if he wants to join the Knights of Camelot?!
FIRST SOLDIER: But then of course African swallows are non-migratory.
SECOND SOLDIER: Oh yes.
FIRST SOLDIER: So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows carried it together?
FIRST SOLDIER: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SECOND SOLDIER: Simple! They just use a strand of Crepon! |
| Location |
Cibola |
| Interests / Hobbies |
Causing discord... |
| Biography |
Past: I was born.
Present: Here I am.
Future: We're all going to die someday... |
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