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May 28th, 2006 |
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The Original Boiled Egg  |
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Lady Flex, IvoryGeisha, DragonWoman |
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3311 |
| Last Online: |
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Mardonella |
| Yahoo Instant Messenger Handle: |
geisha_aus |
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[email protected] |
| Birthday |
June 17th, 1985 |
| Gender |
Female |
| Favorite Movies |
BEHOLD!
The true form of Majestik!
The Passion of the Christ
The Number 23
Transformers
Stomp the Yard
Memoirs of a Geisha
Seven Years in Tibet
Smokin Aces
Pulp Fiction
Constantine
Crash
Stick It
Save the Last Dance
King Arthur
The DiVinci Code
Domino
Honey
Lord of War
Blade Series
LOTR Series
Matrix Series
Highlander Series
Godfather Series
Scarface |
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| Favorite Movie Quote |
"Constantly strive to become stronger!" -Cast of Fearless (Huo Yuen Jia)
[Happy Feet]
1.
Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, too!
2.
Leopard Seal: Remember dumplings, I know where you live.
Ramón: That's right lardface, it's called LAND!
3.
Raul: What you huggin me for?
Ramón: He told me to.
Raul: Get away.
Ramón: No, you like it!
4.
Baby Gloria: [to Mumble's unhatched egg] Is it empty? Can I have it?
5.
Ramón: [standing ontop of a cliff, trying to get ready to jump off]
Ramón: I can do this, I can do this... I have to trick myself.
[points at something behind him]
Ramón: Boy, look at that!
[looks at where he's pointing]
Ramón: What?
[falls off the cliff]
[Stick It]
1.
Haley Graham: If you think that I'm getting on this competition floor with some stupid, watered down, cookie-cutter routine, you are seriously senile.
2.
Joanne: Don't do it Vic. This is a really bad idea. If you get on this tramp you will have a cardiovasectomy. I'll have a cardiovasectomy! Think about your wenis!
3.
Joanne: [Falls asleep, snores, then jumps awake] What'd I miss?... Just kidding!
4.
Tricia Skilken: What do you think, huh Wei Wei? Beat that.
Wei Wei Yong: Oh, I'm soooooo shaking things up!
5.
Haley Graham: Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you- you're an idiot. If you like pulling pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands- bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor, are you serious, who doesn't want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography. If you like falling, then gymnastics is the sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and you're pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling- I LOVED IT!
6.
Burt Vickerman: I haven't had four girls qualify for championships in a long time.
Haley Graham: Define long.
Burt Vickerman: I haven't had four girls qualify... ever.
[pauses]
Haley Graham: Are you gonna cry?
Burt Vickerman: No it's just a beautiful thing!
[walks off]
Haley Graham: [walking after him] What, you can cry, it doesn't make you any less of a man Vicky!
7.
Burt Vickerman: Where is this deduction coming from?
Head Vault Judge: Her bra was showing, Burt. It is an automatic deduction if an undergarment is showing, Burt!
Burt Vickerman: She's flipping through the air, Doris, she's spinning! Of course her bra popped out! That rule is ancient!
Head Vault Judge: Apparently so is her bra.
Burt Vickerman: [to Mina] Your bra was showing.
[to audience]
Burt Vickerman: One-tenth off because her bra was showing!
[audience boos]
Joanne: [hugs Mina] Even I think that's low. And I should be happy, I mean, I want to win!
8.
Haley Graham: [in response to Vickerman's gold-medal promises to several parents] Yeah, um, you've got a lot of people going to the Olympics. Just curious, what country will they be representing? The state of delusion?
9.
Haley Graham: Elite gymnastics is like, the navy seals, only harder. There are like 2000 navy seals, there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. Guess that's because there's kids who's rather have a life than spend 6 hours a day training tricks that could kill you. Don't be fooled by the leotards people, the things gymnasts do make navy seals look like wusses. And we do them without a gun.
10.
[after Haley's first scratch]
Burt Vickerman: Wait. Next time you should stick your tongue out too.
Haley Graham: I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks.
[he laughs]
[Step Up]
1.
Nora: Catch me!
[she ballerina jumps into Tyler's arms]
Tyler Gage: [he catches her and holds her up in the air] Now what?
2.
Nora: So are you gunna ask me to dance?
Tyler Gage: I didn't know you could dance without your tights!
3.
Mac Carter: [after Tyler gets in a fight at a party] You feel like because you're a white boy you gotta overcompensate or something?
Tyler Gage: Wow, like wow, you got me figured out, Montel
Mac Carter: Yeah, well you're the one going Jerry Springer all the time
Skinny Carter: Hey, if you're Montel and you're Jerry, then I'm like...
Mac Carter: Jenny Jones
Tyler Gage: No, like Ellen
Mac Carter: Except Ellen gets more chicks than he does!
[Gladiator]
1.
Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?
Maximus: You would fight me?
Commodus: Why not? Do you think I am afraid?
Maximus: I think you've been afraid all your life.
2.
Commodus: Rise, rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[He turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
[Commodus trembles in disbelief]
Quintus: Arms!
[Praetorians point their spears at the gladiators while the Collosseum crowd chants for them to live. Commodus shakes his head and motions the crowd for silence. He then raises his fist and reluctantly gives the thumbs-up signal]
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"I dont trust society to protect us, I have no intention of pacing my fate in the hands of men whose only fate in the hands of men whose only qualification is that they managed to con a block of people to vote for them." -Michael Corleone, The Godfather by Mario Puzo
"Even the impossible is easy when we've got eachother." -The Lighthouse Gang
"For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world. Lots of love, somebody." -Anon
"You are never born into the world with an evil or pure heart. It is the world and life itself that determines who is evil and who are pure hearted." -Anon
If you roleplay seriously, copy this into your signature.
It's been getting hard to tell the wolves from the sheep. |
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Burncitae, AUSTRALIA |
| Interests / Hobbies |
Cool People/Friends
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Interests
Dance (Krump, Hyphy LOLs), church, hangin out wid mates (eg. bein spontaneous, havin fun, bein stoopid), music, lowrider bikes, sneakers, fashion, tattoos, tuned up n modded cars, art, customizin clothing, Martial Arts (Karate), singing, playin an instrument (bout to start back on viola  ), producin trax
Music I like
Christian Rap
(Lecrae, Pettidee, R-Swift, The Ambassador, QUEST MUSIC, Manny Montes, Tripp Lee, Knine, Cross Movement, Antonious, Gritz, Gospel Gangstaz, Toby Mac)
Christian Rock
(DC Talk, Superchick, Skillet, Rebecca St James, Sonic Flood, Audio Adrenaline, Toby Mac, Chris Tomlin, MercyMe, Relient K, Third Day, Avalon)
Gospel
(Hillsong, Hillsong United, Gospel Souljahz, Yolanda Adams, Kirk Franklin)
Buck Trazx (krump music)
(J-Squad, Trakk Team, Trackformerz, Bliic/Bliictorious, Stix, J-Tight, Heavenly Rockstar Productions, Filo Fire Productions, Dunamis)
Hyphy
(E-40, Mac Dre, Keak da Sneak, The Federation, Mister FAB) |
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