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Aug 13th, 2006 |
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Ivebeendepped 4 ever!  |
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EBCullenClanFan, ivebeendepped43, zac_depp_is_luv |
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| Birthday |
September 9th, 1991 |
| Gender |
Female |
| Favorite Movies |
Secret Window, Sherlock Holmes, Edward Scissorhands,Finding Neverland,Sleepy Hollow,Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,POTC,noticing a pattern here?I also like all Harry Potter movies. |
| Favorite Movie Stars |
JOHNNY DEPP also Emma Watson and Tom Felton |
| Favorite Movie Quote |
"Partner...partner...howdy partner...howdy partner!...Parlay? Thats the one! Parlay! Parlay! Parlay? Da** to the depths whatever mutton head thought a parlay! French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise. I like mayonnaise. Shame about the French, really. Obsessed with raisens,they are. But they're just humiliated grapes, really. Think about it!......I don't know. Beautiful singers though. *snip* Eunuchs, all of 'em. That's not right! I used to date a eunuch! I'll get me coat!"
"Let us examine that claim for a moment, shall we, former commodore? Who was it, that at the time you finally had a notorious pirate behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate, and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So who's fault is it REALLY that you've become a rum-pocked deckhand what takes orders from pirates?"
"Everything in this room is eatable, even im eatable. but that is called 'cannibalisim' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
"THAT room, happens to be the room where i make the most delicious strawberry-flavored, chocolate coated fudge. So he'll be made into strawberry-flavored chocolate coated fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world? Um, no. i wouldnt allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavored chocolate coated Gloop? ew! no one would buy it!"
"You don't like raisins?
Not really.
Why?
They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
They scare me.
Yeah me too
It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
It's a shame about raisins.
Cannibals.
Yeah. Do you like avocados?
They're a fruit you know.
Ruthie, do you got any avocados?"
"Hey Commander, When I was a kid, at night I used to think there was a baker under my bed. Did you ever have anything under your bed?No. Did you ever bend down and look?No.Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?"
"Fun is my Chinese Neighbor's middle name!"
"Sweet Alaskan Asparagus tips! You're the mars team!"
"sweet swirling onion rings!"
"sweet mother of meat!"
"Commander are you sure were headed towards the planet earth, it looks a heck of a lot like the sun! Of course im sure, you fool, how dare you question my authorities? pppssshhhh nnnaaaa!! hahaha! ahahaha......morning!"
"Hey, commander?Yeah. I seem to be experiencing these intense intestinal cramps. /Randall, im trying to conserve oxygen. /But they hurt me so!"
"Commander, do you believe in UFOs?/Sure, there's one following me. /What? oh i get it! You're funny commander!"
"Hey! there no airbag! What if i go flying through the windshield?/ Randall, there IS no windshield!/ Well what if i go flying through the front of my helmet?/ I die happy."
"It reminds me of a French Canadian--tennis racket, stuck to the back of a Venus snow-goon, bubbling out of my sister's Brazilian donkey - I don't think I can make myself any clearer! "
"What happened to your neck?/ Oh, a Tongan fell on me, i need to return this..."
"Fine! I'll go to UtahWeddings.com, They have warrenties! /Yeah, unless you want your job back. /At least I knew enough to pray about my wife!"
"What you think i'd wait any longer to see the most beautiful whom I love more than ANYTHING in the world?/You didn't get the letter?/ What letter?/Ok, im sorry Jared. It's just that he got home two months ago. And we met at a mix and mingle and we started spending time together and well, here's the announcement./ Wha..wwha..ugh! TWO WEEKS! ug..his names KIRBY?! What your..your..that's not even a NAME!/ Kirby is a fine name! Rigby?/ That's where he's from. /uh..Kirby from Rigby likes to..to play frisbee! /OK, you know what? I thought you were going to be a little bit more mature about this, i guess not! /So what your.. your dumping me? To marry a vaccum cleaner?!"
"Butts are for chairs, pal."
"Hello there! Slow going? /Look, i dont mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks so id appreciate it if you wouldnt distract me./ sorry. /thank you. /I do not suppose you're gonna speed things up?/ if you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do./ I could do that! i got some rope up here. but i do not think you will accept my help, since im only waiting around to kill you. /That does put a damper on our relationship!/ But i promise i will not kill you until you reach the top!/ Thats very comforting. But im afraid you'll just have to wait./ I hhate waiting. Could i give you my word as a spaniard?/ No good. ive known too many spaniards. /so is there any way you'll trust me?/ Nothing that comes to mind./ I swear on the soul of my father Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive/....Throw me the rope."
"Rubbernecker."
"I'd be lying if i said i wasn't on the verge of doing Snoopy dances!"
"Inconceiveable!"
"What do you think it means you ignorant hick im in the middle of a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-C-E DEE-VORCE!"
"Thought you didn't smoke!/I took it up recently for...my health."
"That guy wasn't this crazy. That guy was just an obsessed fan that didn't know reality from the crap you make up for a living! No offense...so this, Shooter. He threatin' your life?/He put a screwdriver through my dog!" |
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