The Movies
Star Wars
"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural" Palpatine
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM! BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE! NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
Road to El Darado
"Like he said, Stars. Can't do it. Not today."
Ghostbusters
"He Slimed me." - Venkman
Ghostbusters 2
"Yea you, the bimbo with the baby" - Venkman
Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." - Dark Helmet
Jurassic Park
"Must go Faster" Ian Malcom
Scared stiff
"When I was young I was very bad so my mom used to have to call me Miron, MIRON." Miron
The TV shows
Boy Meets World
"Exploiting a Woman's body is NOT news, now we're going to watch the 5 O'clock News and see what real Journalism is all about" Mr. Turner
[Mr. Turner Turns on the TV.]
"Breast Enlargments, it's bigger, it's better, it's..." News Reporter on the TV.
[Turner quickly turns off the TV]
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"Talkide-Talk, Talkedie-talk-talk-talk, OOOH trailer boy's got all the answers, well you know one thing you don't got? BAM...PENNY!" Eric Mathews
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*Reading school paper* "A Typographical error in last week's issue stated that the new princepal's name was Mr. Weeny" *Looks Up* "Thank God it's over." - Cory Matthews
"Read on little buddy." - Shawn Hunter
*Look's back at the page* "His real name is Weeny Weeny" *Looks up, Look's down and continues reading* "Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny Weeny... Continued on page 5" *Turns to page 5* "Weeny" - Cory Matthews
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[Cory and shawn are fighting with plastic swords] "Your queen is getting bored, Let's see some more blood shed."
- Topanga
"YOU BLEW UP A UNITED STATES MAILBOX?" Cory Mathews
"Duckies Rule!" Eric Mathews
[Eric's "good lookin' guy song"] "When a crime breaks out all the cute girls shout, get the good-lookin' guy... When there's a crime out there he will comb his hair 'cause he's the good-lookin' guy... Book 'em gook lookin'" - Eric Matthews
"I understand that all you seventh graders are fragile adolecent flowers just begining your high school blooming, so I say this with the utmost sensativity... Take this test, or die!" -George Feeny
"See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean."
Family Matters
"Did I do that?" - Steve Urkel
[Talking about when he was born] "It was a snowy day, my mother was in considerable pain and I was CHARGIN THROUGH!" - Steve Urkel
"Go Home, GO HOME, GO HOME!" - Carl Winslow
"I don't have to take this, I'm going home!" - Steve Urkel
"I'm Wearing you down, baby, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOOOWN!" - Steve Urkel
"321...123 what the heck is bothering me? *Looks at steve and then turns away* 321... 123 WHAT THE HECK IS BOTHERING ME? *Looks back at steve* YOU ARE!!!!" - Carl Winslow
Who's Line is it anyway?
"She's taking on water!" - Colin Mochrie
"My buns are in the oven, if you know what I mean" - Brad Sherwood
"That was CRAP!" - Colin
The Simpsons
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, From the town of spriengfield, He's about to hit a chest-nut tree... AAAAH!" - Homer simpson
"No TV and no beer make Homer something-something"- Homer simpsion
Halo series
"Light Fuse, Run away" - Caption on Halo
"Your Ass, My size 24 hoof" - Caption on Halo 2
"The ladies like tearing treads" - Caption on Halo 2
"And the horse you rode in on..." - Halo 1
"Warning Hitchikers may be escaping convicts" - Halo 1
"When I joined the core we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks, Only sticks two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!" - Sarge (halo 2)
For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. And let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark, and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure. Sacrifice, an unshakeable conviction that their fight... *our* fight... was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They enobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten. -Lord Hood (Halo 3)
Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness for father's sins cast to his son. Gravemind (Halo 3)
Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe? - Gravemind (Halo 3)
Kotor series
"Know that there was once a Darth Traya but she cast aside that role, was exiled and found a new purpose. but know that there must always be a Darth Traya. One who holds the knowledge of betrayal and has been betrayed in their hearts and will betray in return." - Kraya (Kotor 2)
Zelda Games:
"Now, Let us put an end to that which binds us together." Ganondorf (Wind Waker)
"These toys are too mutch for you, I DEMAND YOU RETURN THEM TO ME!!!" -Ganondorf (Ocarina of time)
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that does not change with time is a memory of younger days..." - Shiek (Ocarina of time)
"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition. Young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth."-Shiek (Ocarina of time)
Favorite Quotes from KMC
Youtube:
"Really? they trained for killing with video games? Simply owning shooters does not mean that you practice killing other people. Owning these games does not make you a murderer, they never mention the fact that people who have an higher chance of being psychopaths or be involved in mass murders may be drawn to playing these games because they are attracted to the thought of killing people, zombies, mutants, etc. The psychopathic aspect of these people was not created by VG's, it was preexisting."
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