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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
SOL!

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
hi hi!

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Originally posted by Scythe
Sol Valentine seems like everyone's kindred spirit. He's everyone's friend even when they want to dunk his ass in something. He adjusts his preference so that a solid convo can occur between him and you. Sol Valentine once threw a dumpster at the sun and called it macaroni. Sol's mom payed the ransom money, and Sol didn't even care. Sol Valentine is everyone's bestfriend, and he's the greatest.

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
Translated into Mairuzu Language:

Sol Valentine, unlike your typical black boy, hes kind. He says a lot of stupid shit everyone seems to like, but i can see behind those fake eyes and that fake smile of his. This is just his clever way into getting into womens pants. Between you and me, i think its working... and im worried.

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aww Sol, why can't I find a guy who's as sweet as you are?

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Originally posted by ScarletSpeed

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Originally posted by Wålshy
these are reasons im not giving my soul to you, until you prove you really are bad ass, or at least 'solV-bad ass' standard. then i will give you my soul

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Originally posted by kodak
oh sol, give it to me, oh sol, OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Originally posted by kodak
oh sol, i love you

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Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I am offended by your use of the N word.

Oh wait you're black to. Nevermind.

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Originally posted by grey fox
Long story short :

Sasuke : Hmmm , I need a team, after all being a loner and having ambitions to kill my brother myself obviously means I'll need a team of allies.

Karin - Hi ! I'm like Wave Arc Sakura but 10 times worse , oh and I can smell chakra...and stuff.

Suigetsu - I'm made of water...and that's it.

Jugo - JUGO SMASH !

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Naruto - Orochimaru is dead ? Dattebayo ! Now is the PERFECT time to get Sasuke, not..you know..free hundreds of potential victims and gain a huge number of willing vengeful fighters with possibly unique bloodline abilities...

Team 8 - Hey we'll help, it's not like our Sensei of over 2-3 years has died and we should be mourning or anything.

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Pein - Orochimaru got his ass handed to him by that pussy ? Damn, Yo Male Ino, Tobito !

Tobi - Tobi good boy Leader-sama ?

Pein - (I take orders from this crack-head ?) Yeeeeeah....

Deidara - Art, un !

Pein - Go kill that Uchiha mofo !

Deidara - Yes ! Finally that weasel ca-

Pein - Wrong one

Deidara - F*ck, un

(Later)

Tobi - *Ass gets kicked*

Deidara - All right, un, I'll show you my ULTIMATE art ! *Self destructs*

Sasuke : Hah, you fool ! Even though I'm barely standing on my feet due to near Chakra-Exhaustion I'll summon Manda, then tie him down with a Genjetsu large enough and powerful enough to confuse a building sized snake summon !

Fans - WTF ?

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Sasuke - ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......

Itachi -

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Jiraiya - Halt evil doer, for I am-

Pein - Quiet old man *bitchslap-No Jutsu*

Jiraiya - *dies*

*Flashback*

Young Pein - Hi perverted old man, can me and my friends become Ninjas ?

Jiraiya - Hey, why the hell not ! (Holy crap, this kid has one of the most powerful bloodlines in all existence, he could be.....the chosen one)

*A year later*

Young Pein - So, its been a year, what do you think ?

Jiraiay - F*ck you kids i'm out of here !!! (Leaving thess children whom have barely recovered from having their families slaughtered in front of their very eyes and survived in a warzone is SO the right move to do when dealing with a being who could possibly bring balance too the force)

*End flashback*

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Sasuke - ....IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !

Itachi - Done ? Good, now shut the f*ck up for a minute. History 101 : everything you've been taught is a lie. The hokage didn't build the village himself, he was part of a pre-existing clan. The village was also half Uchiha, secondly, you don't need to kill your friend to receive the Mangyeko sharingan, thirdly, Mangyeko sharingan provides immortality,finally....

I. WANT. YOUR. F*CKING. EYEBALLZ !!!!1111

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That pretty much sums the manga up to now.

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox

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Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Translation:

" Hello, stop masturbating my hard erection, male child of mine. I will give you a bath! "

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Sol Valentine with a side of waffles

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
Cannot believe i forgot about this one

So i had a dream that i was with my girlfriend, and she was pregnant, so i was driving her to work, and she said she wanted to get out and walk for some exercise, i hesitantly said fine. So i let her out and watched her walk, as i drove away, a few seconds later i see this huge explosion. Was some sort of crash.

My girlfriend died, and somehow the baby was now in my stomach...

i was friggin pregnant!

so later im in this room having the baby, and since i dont have a vagina, i had to shit it out.

anyways... the baby was black....

i woke up and first thing i said was "Pwnd"

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
i wanna see a picture of his sexy 13 year old body

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Aww you're sweet. How was your day?

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Awww. Wuf you too in a non-illegal way.

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Wub you too, Sol V.

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Originally posted by McLovin
Jesus - 1-
Buddha - 11
Allah - 11
Santa - 13
Easter Bunny- 16+
Cartman - 14

Someone crucify Jesus, please.

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Originally posted by Syren
Harsh. I was born in Wales and I must say if you're Welsh then I'm ashamed to be even slightly associated with someone like you. ****wit.

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Originally posted by McLovin
You're made of epic win, Sol.

Stay gold.
IM Convo between me and FoxMeister

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Steven says:
The lady's ancient and I'm basically telling her to do this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYoCCX_ePA
Ben says:
what is this MADNESS????!?

Ben says:
That was crazeh
Steven says:
It's black people in their prime.
Steven says:
Black people dance the best.
Ben says:

Ben says:
White people suck at layin down skillz
Steven says:
Of course.
Steven says:
In my school, once you get down like that you've become a deity.
Ben says:
Deity?
Steven says:
yep.
Ben says:
what is that?
Steven says:
A diety is a fancy word for a god.
Ben says:
Never knew that
Steven says:
If you youtube 'Get Lite', you will be AMAZED.
Ben says:
It's like their feet defy gravity and friction
Steven says:
It's Black people power.
Ben says:
Pop it before they can crawl eh?
Steven says:
Yep.
Steven says:
Oh, and the fat black people, dear GOD when they dance....
Ben says:

Steven says:
Their dancing pushes away at the force of gravity and creates black holes.
Ben says:

Steven says:
And the madness all begins when someone starts clapping and starts saying 'Get Lite, get it, get it, get it Lite'
Ben says:
i can only imagine
Steven says:
Heh, thats black people for you.
Ben says:

Steven says:
I wonder what will happen if you do that in a white neighborhood.
Ben says:
I can imagine they would say something like
Ben says:
"Sir...Sir?
Ben says:
Please get of my lawn
Ben says:
and no
Ben says:
I will not "Get Lite""
Steven says:
I must profile this.*haermm*
Ben says:

Steven says:
And the thing is, I have white family, so the next time there's a gathering I'll bring my friends and we'll Get Lite.
Ben says:
They'll be all like
Ben says:

Steven says:
They'll be like
Steven says:
'What is this ngrdancing called 'Get Lite?'
Ben says:

Ben says:
They'll be like
Ben says:
"What is this new fad called "Getting Lite?"
Ben says:
and someone'll be like
Ben says:
"I believe it is a form of dancing
Ben says:
that ethnic minorities do on the streets"
Steven says:
*Falls off chair laughing*
Steven says:
Hmmmm, white people getting lite......
Ben says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQIgKdO__y4
Ben says:
The Cracker Squirm
Ben says:

Steven says:
*haermm*

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Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
sol is 13 and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Originally posted by Phucked Up

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Originally posted by DantevsKratos
Cloud has defeated Sephiroth and has cured the children's genostigma when all of a sudden he was telaported to a strange castle all the doors were locked so he just broke them down he saw puppets on the ground and he destroyed them. When he got to this strange wormhole and he jumped in these monsters attacked him he just slashed them and these strange tentackles grabbed at him and he felt his life energy being drained so he used curaga and got to a strange doorway he walked in and was in a cathedral with a strange statue in it then suddenly the statues great arm tried to strike him he jumped out of the way and the battle began




you decide the victor

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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
You is what it is.

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Originally posted by FoxMeister
Well we have to rule out all the places we can't go with the chance if him being there

1. Gay Clubs all around the world
2. Outside Schools
3. The baby area in Swimming Pools
4. Dark Alleyways
5. Here
6. Any rural fields inhabited by sheep


I think our only safe place will be inside a girls vaginal cavity

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Originally posted by Ax3l
You can't even hear each other in a club. The music is so ****ing loud and redundant.

Boom, tsst, boom, tsst, Rinse and repeat.

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Originally posted by Scythe
It rains sideways in heaven?

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Both him and Walshy disappeared at the same time, I reckon they went and had make-up sex

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Originally posted by Phucked Up
You shall be stabbed in the urethra with a red hot poker for preaching such blasphemy.

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Originally posted by Morning_Glory
excuse me

says the person who is like 10 and is having sex with all sorts of chavs -- allegedly

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Originally posted by dadudemon
Woah woah woah!


Shit is the 5th Element? (Dat's right, b****es, I made one joke about two shows.)

I wonder what a shit bender looks like?

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Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Yes it is.

Edit: Oh, I almost forgot. Yes it is, Mr. Valentine.

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Originally posted by Slay
That doesn't mean I actually want to hear anything from you, but you were going to talk about it anyway, so you might as well do it instead of bitching about it for an hour before you actually do, you daft vulgarian.

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Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yes, that would make you a douchebag.

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Originally posted by caedusrulesall
...I...can't...resist....

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Originally posted by caedusrulesall
I'm a veritable fountain of hilarity and quotability.

...

Okay, that one sucked.

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Originally posted by caedusrulesall
Yours is the most famous, Mr. Valentine.

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Originally posted by Mairuzu
wtf......




for sol?

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Originally posted by Scythe
I'll take a small order of Sol Valentine, hold the cabbage, easy on the ice and a side of french fries please.

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Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Sol, will you have sex with me?

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Originally posted by General Kaliero
You know we're kind of omniscient as far as this forum goes, right?

We can see eeeeveryyyythiiiiiiing... *spins head around*

So play nice.

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Originally posted by Outbound
I DROP THEM SO HOT YOUR MOMMA BE COMPLAININ' BOUT GLOBAL WARMING

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Originally posted by Scythe
Ahaha! This is the convo that just occured with this girl next to me:

Girl: "Please help me with this."
Scythe: "Can it wait please? I'm a tad busy."
Girl: "It'll only take a second."
Scythe: "Nothing takes a second, unless it's sex with me..."
Girl: "What?! No, I need your help with this please!"
Scythe: "It's gonna have to wait."
Girl: "If you don't help me, you'll taste my wrath!"
Scythe: "If you don't leave me be, you'll taste the wrath of the shitting blade!!"

Then she just sat back down, and I eventually helped her, but yeah... All for Sol...

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Originally posted by DeathKap

Morbid child.

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Originally posted by Röland
You're supposed to die when I shoot you.

*uses flamethrower and sets you on fire*

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Originally posted by Ax3l
It's like Mark Hamill and Owen Wilson had an ugly version of what their baby would be.

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Joseph says:
oh yeah yeah..this is how u did it. you combined "zomg" and "dragunov" to make the ultimate character that ever existed, then included "ulgust" somewhere in the middle for no reason and took out "drag" because it made him sound weak?

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Originally posted by jadeily
Made this for you

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Originally posted by The Grey Fox

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Originally posted by Röland

Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel! It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV! Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess. You wring it out, wash it in the washing machine. It is made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that! Completely dry! Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee and pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! See that? The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there. You follow me, camera guy? The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that! It acts like a vacuum! And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom! See what I'm telling ya? Shamwow! You'll be saying wow every time!

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Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
welshy's is like shopping at the 99cent store.