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Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one t!t

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

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Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Kuja's girlish figure is nothing to Ganon's pulsating biceps and pectorals.[/i]

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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know why they had to call it PMS?

Because mad cow disease was already taken.

....

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Originally posted by grey fox
Hey guess what ?



Your both whining like bitches over a inconsequential details, who gives a flying f*ck about how her power was gained. She's an S-class demon the very top of the pile and thats all that matters.

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Originally posted by Scythe
So I'm sitting here as I type this in my film class taking a glance every now and then over my screen to view Aliens and there's this girl on my left, and some other guy on my right. Now, they both share the same lastname, I think it's Anderson or something, not entirely sure.

The guy keeps trying to make eye contact, but he's having a hard time because I keep getting in the way, not on purpose mind you... Soon enough, he gathers up enough nerdlinger-power and uses this pick up line on her:

"Hey baby, wanna keep your lastname?"

Blew my mind. I actually had to hang my head back alittle to laugh. I gave him a look and he replies with:

"Hey, it's true, if she marrys me, we'll both keep our lastnames!"

First off, 'we'll both keep our lastnames'? It's just easier to call them stupid.

Oh and don't look now, but I think the girl on my right is stealing a look at this and perhaps reading of the nerdlingers stupidity. Good for her!

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Originally posted by Alfheim
Get the newbie !!!!!!

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Originally posted by Badabing
Yes it is. Superman at least had a small chance against WWH w/o a jetpack.

Turn a one sided fight into a curbstomp.

Actually you're correct. A jetpack would slow WWH down since he can reach escape velocity from his leaps.



Hulk catch puny caped man!!!!!

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Originally posted by Bad Ash231
None of you obviously don't know anything about Huc...

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Oh comeon Gears... yo know you wanna bang that fish! You'll never get a tighter fit anywhere else, not even from a Nun!

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Originally posted by Badabing
Pfft....

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
#1: Did Kaioshin say Buu busted a galaxy? No... well then you just got outright

#2: The dude devours planets and stars... a planet destroying attack is what he does with his colon...

#3: Prove it, Goku has never ever blown up so much as a continent...

Baby Jebus says:

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
#1: The truth shows you assuming Buu did it. which is false considering we never saw it.

#2: Ah, but my young padawan, Goku hasn't won, not even close... you cannot even prove Goku can harm the monster.

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I lied? You can't even prove Buu did it, let alone weather or not he was FVCKING THERE!

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
And right there, is the very bane of your argument... Your relying on Kaioshin to tell the story, describing Buu to them, yet he mentions nothing of him busting a galaxy... this is so simple, my unborn neice can understand it... Buu has never, and will never be confirmed to be capable of busting galaxies Phenom, GTF over it already.

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero


Why should we accept a false truth, when the actual truth obviously points WAY in the other direction?

Here's Pyron giving you the mighty finger.

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Endurance against Akuma? too fast for Akuma?

Not judging by that video he's not...

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you aure NASA didnt give it to you, you Chav piece of shit?

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Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!

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Originally posted by Terryc250
Beyonder cant fvck with the thugs who robbed darkseid


or the NYPD Cops who arrested Thanos

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Originally posted by Badabing
Batman wins. He has put down faster, more durable, more powerful, stronger and more versatile opponents.

Batkick>>>>>Grundy


Batkick>>>>>Captain Marvel

The Batkick is so potent that it changes Marvel back to Billy.


Maybe Spectre should listen to Batman.


Batkick>>>>>Spectre


Batkick>>>>>Hulk


Batman smacks Supes around


Poor Spidey has no chance.

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Originally posted by Creshosk
Happy Birthday.

And now a celebratory dance.


spacerspace

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Here DS says that Superman's physical Might Rivals his own. Superman IS STRONGER than Thor.




Here DS back hands Superman ( one of many)


Here is just a lil example of DS's durability when he's at full power


owning an entire squad of DS hand to hand


using speed and skill enough to best an amped batman in battle



The scans aren't working where DS fights orion using martial arts, superspeed and agility. Thor can't compete with DS hand to hand period.