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Originally posted by Gideon
Ode to Janus

Our friendship has been tempered
This, I do well know.
I'm sure that there have been times
You want to smack a hoe.

You think that I am a fanboy of Sidious,
I think the Ancient Sith are downright hideous

You think that I truly suck at debating,
But it comes as naturally as masturbating

You think that I think you suck,
The truth is that I just don't give a ****.

No matter the length our arguments might span,
I just want you to know that I love you, man.

Composed by Gideon
Inspired by Knightfa11's thread to Skywalker(Numbers)

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Originally posted by Gideon
Ode to Faunus,



I hate you.



Composed by Gideon.
Inspired by 'to Janus' by Gideon.

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Originally posted by Darth Sexy
If I ever have the misfortune of meeting any of you socially inept pseudointellectuals, I will personally donkeystomp you..

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Originally posted by Janus Marius
It is. There's levels of Noob, too.

Noob Initiate- these are newbie noobs.

Noob Padawan- Just learning the ways of the Noob Side.

Noob Warrior- Fighting for the right to be noobified.

And Noob Master- beings of truly low intelligence who are often eliminated because they click on those flash ads on the top of the webpage.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
Believe what you want, that doesn't make him right. Get to know Noobaris. He can debate here, but he'd suck Bane's cock in a flash meanwhile Bane's pulling a moon from orbit to crush Sidious. He's a fanboy. And while skywalker833 may not be a fanboy, he should be careful of who he claims can beat who, because this a forum of Star Wars nerds, and many of us know what we're talking about.

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Originally posted by Gideon
c.) Remember, life is a popularity contest (which is likely why you'll never make it anywhere).

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Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
She said you were a wallaby, not sure what that is, though.

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Originally posted by Gideon
Your fluency in Moron is so profound that I had to contact six retards to translate this shit for me.

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Originally posted by Faunus
You've actually convinced me that the SWVF isn't home to the densest people at KMC, which is quite an accomplishment.

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Originally posted by Tangible God
Ben's gonna have to learn though that b*tches ain't nuthin' but hoes and tricks.

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Originally posted by Elite Hunter
HURRAY FOR THE BLACK MARKET!

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Originally posted by Lightsnake
I'll let this go without comment. Mocking you is like having a boxing match with a crippled kitten

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
You revived a year old dead thread for that input?

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Originally posted by Tangible God
I once had a friend called Grammar, but he was killed by a steamroller driven by a poorly funded education.

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Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
If you have something to say, then say it. Don't hide behind gay little smilies.

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Originally posted by Gideon

I have already done so. Your inappropriate sarcasm was equally unnecessary. It's evident that you're not held in high regard, so let's not pretend that your opinion actually means something in the grand scheme of things. This is the status quo. Save your personal outrage with me until such a time when you can actually summon the ability to debate on a level exceeding that of your local Special Ed. class, which I would highly recommend that you join.

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Originally posted by Faunus
Multi-tasking. Learn to do it, and you will retain a good brain into old age. Of course, I shall assimilate you back into myself before you get there, but yeah.

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Originally posted by Gideon
You're like a retarded mime.

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Originally posted by Faunus
House is greater than you. And Shatner. And Gideon's mom. And Publius.

Especially Publius.

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Originally posted by Gideon
Sidious, how about you master the bold and quote function before you indulge yourself in egocentric, pretentious rambling?

You're not great. I am. I decide who is important around here and annoying people to the point that they put you on ignore isn't a sign of superiority.

It's a sign that you're annoying.

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Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Finally, I (being fluent in tool) will try to explain to Sids exactly where he went wrong.