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Originally posted by StyleTime
*StyleTime stands with his eyes closed and arms folded atop a mountain cliff. He feels a dark presence approaching as easily as he would the wind blowing on his skin. With eyes now open, StyleTime peers over the rocky overhang he was training on.*

StyleTime:...

*In a complex pattern of flips and twists, the herald of style leaps from his perch and lands on bouldered terrain before an unknown foe.*

Badabing:

StyleTime: Badabing...

*StyleTime smirks. He knows he is in for a fight. Jumping at the chance to test his abilities, he attempts his best puns he learned from years of training at a 4th grade afterschool program.*

Badabing:

StyleTime:He's......too blissfully unaware.....for my quips to take effect!

Badabing:

*A wave of jocular backlash strikes StyleTime and sends him easily fifty feet backwards. StyleTime rolls to a stop as he was taught by Jessica, his 12 year old mentor. Jumping to his feet, StyleTime scans the area for his worthy foe.*

StyleTime:..Where'd he go?.....Damnit. Badabing must be headed for KMC. I must warn the others.

*Before StyleTime sets off, he notices some strange insignia on the back of his hand. He raises his hand to take a closer look at the marking.*

StyleTime: What the....?

*Closer scrutiny of his hand reveals *

StyleTime: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Originally posted by tideoftime
I pledge allegiance to the
in the Disunited States of KMC,
and to the ,
for which it stands,
one dorkdum, under Bada,
with , and , for .

*****

*I then sketch out the pentagram, slit the goats throat, and prepare to sacrifice 72 virgins to the Bada...*

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Originally posted by DarthAnt66

Rise of the Badabingites

Under the rights that this, Nomi Sunrider Respect Thread, is my thread, I will be converting its function and purpose to the worship and aggression of the Badabingites. The Badabingites is a cult that praises the Velociraptor mongoliensis as its supreme leader on the Internet. As leader of this cult, I will establish the rules, members, and guidelines members must follow if they wish to post in this topic. Any who wishes to post must follow what I say or they will suffer persecution.

The Ten Mandates of the Crown
1. Thou shalt not have no other moderators before Badabing.
2. Thou shalt not consider any moderator better then Badabing.
3. Thou shalt take the judgment of Badabing as law and justice.
4. Remember the day of the Revanith, and keep it wankaful.
5. Honor your fellow members of the forum who have befriended you.
6. Thou shalt not be aggressive to any KMC member besides Beniboybling.
7. Thou shalt not befriend or give kindness to Beniboybling and his minions.
8. Thou shalt not take credit for work of other members.
9. Thou shalt not forge fake quotes, scans, or dialogue of any canon work.
10. Thou shalt not lust the perfection and beauty of Revan the Almighty.

Consequences of Breaking the Mandates
First Offense: You will lose all protection from insults and disease from SWTOR members.
Second Offense: You will be discarded as no longer one of our own, and exiled to the wastelands of SWTOR forums.
Third Offense: You will be considered a minion and disciple of Beniboybling, resulting in the capture and passing of your I.P Address.
Fourth & Fifth Offense: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l...34h1ko1_500.gif

Leaders and Members of the Crown
Every pureblood KillerMovies member who has commented on this thread is currently a member.
Selenial and Aurbere are also members, despite not being pureblood. I am leader of the cult. Second-in-command is FreshestSlice.

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Originally posted by -K-M-

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Originally posted by Newjak
Bada has bred T-Tanks the battle for the top spot in the food chain is over.

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Originally posted by Gecko4lif
Hush money

You aint see nothing

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Originally posted by Badabing

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Originally posted by JakeTheBank

Clever mod.

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Win.

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Originally posted by illadelph12
Ya God damn Crustacean from the Mesozoic Era, you ain't gettin' no damn $3.50!!

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Originally posted by steverules_2
So I was going through my emails today when I came across an email that caught my eye 'New J Law fappening pics.' So I messaged this guy who said that he was one of the hackers and managed to get some more photo's, he said that it would cost though. I said to him well I want some proof that they're new, send me one pic so he did:



So I said yeah seems legit, how much? 'Well the cost is about...tree fiddy.' WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...it was around this time that I realised this wasn't Jennifer Lawrence nude but in fact her head put on some other girls naked body and that this wasn't a hacker but was in fact an 8 foot wild on the loose from Jurassic Park raptor!! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR STOP EMAILING ME TRYING TO GET TREE FIDDY YOU DAMN RAPTOR!!'

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
Who changed the thread title?

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Originally posted by psycho gundam
the dirty lizard aka pastasaurus flex

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Originally posted by marwash22



Raptssolini

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Originally posted by steverules_2
Raptor Bada, look he's smiling

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Originally posted by steverules_2
Bada is the mother of raptors

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Originally posted by Badabing
There's an insult in that compliment somewhere...

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Originally posted by steverules_2
Today on animal planet, we find the raptor bada...he has mastered the skills of typing out words and has found a habitat for himself known as Team santuary...the members have decided to team up on the raptor bada...placing insults in compliments so as to confuse the raptor bada.

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Originally posted by Badabing

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Originally posted by steverules_2
The raptor bada uses a smilie so as to defend himself against a fellow member

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Originally posted by The Transporter
You asked for it!:

He is the King of the Cretaceous
Overseeing all from his jungle oasis
He's the Italian with the reptile battalion
His sickle claw will cut you up like prosciutto
Then with a whip of his tail he'll send you off to Pluto

No Raptor is faster, for he is the master
He leaves behind a trail of disaster
While seeking out the next poor bastard
One single flex
Will scare the outta T-rex
He'll chew you up and spit you out like a little bambino cappuccino
So think twice before you beat him at bingo

The magnitude of his velocity is matched only by his ferocity
He's the green, mean, spleen eatin' machine
Keep your eye on the birdy
For his attack is otherwordly
And you are unworthy
To even cook his spaghetti
With teeth like machetes
He'll leave Galactus sweaty
And hoping he won't become purple confetti

The K/T extinction event
Was just his way of letting anger vent
So don't resent or be a hater
Or you're face will likely be the next crater

Bow down to your captor
As he reads your last chapter
All behold the mighty BADARAPTOR!!!

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Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I believe this thread was an elaborate trap for me to defend Wolverine.Well played, gents. Well played.

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Originally posted by Badabing

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Originally posted by JakeTheBank


Clever mod.

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Originally posted by marwash22
Bada has a long history of attacking black people. Look at him as a child terrorizing this innocent black man...



Goddamn racist Lizard.

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Originally posted by steverules_2
Look at you...just sitting there...smiling...luring them into a false sense of security...you sick raptor bastard


The cast of how I met your raptor, all deceased...apart from the raptor

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Originally posted by Digi
Just saw this:Velociraptor = Distraptor / Timeraptor

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Originally posted by MF DELPH
Smh...As you all know, our resident Crustacean from the Mesozoic Era has been trying to get me for $3.50 for quite some time. However, in the last couple weeks I've noticed that he hasn't been around my thread panhandling, so I got suspicious. This morning while getting my radiator flushed at my local Goodyear Service Center I was shocked to see this commercial come on ESPN:

That's right, this muthaf*cka has now taken the route of the Sham Wow Guy and Billy Mays, and is pitching some damn dinosaur brand restraints!! Bada, have you know shame!!!

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Originally posted by illadelph12
He ain't slick. And he can't deny it's him either. I have irrefutable proof. If you notice in the commercial they state the price for the 'call now' deal is 6 Raptor straps plus 6 Twister Ties for $19.99 plus tax.$19.99 + sales tax of 5% = $20.9895, or $21, rounding off$21.00 / 6 (# of Raptor Strap and Twister combos) = $3.50.$3.50!!!!

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Originally posted by Digi
Inhuman loses 12 Badabucks.

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Originally posted by marwash22
what's the exchange rate on badabucks?

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Originally posted by Digi
3.5 USD = 1 Badabuck

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Originally posted by leonidas
aw, you gotta know that anyone who knows anything around here loves ya pr. i mean you're no bada, but....who is.

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Originally posted by marwash22
I'd smash.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Shut up. Go home.

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Originally posted by marwash22


Bada, Delph and Pr...

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Originally posted by Don Corleone
This "Badabing" is nothing of the kind; I've discovered his weakness.He cares. He actually cares for these cute dogs. Sentimental idiot!

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Originally posted by Black bolt z
Bada is moving in for the kiss

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Originally posted by Badabing
My weakness is I go all when I see a pretty woman. I've literally tripped on my own feet or walked into something when I see a hottie.

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
I imagine that Bada works out when he's flustered. Apparently Bada gets flustered when he sees a hot girl. Bada has massive arms. I conclude therefore that Bada lives in an area heavily populated by attractive females.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Quan, where's your other half?

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Originally posted by quanchi112
He's currently trimming nuthair as I type. Trim my delphling.

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Originally posted by Digi
Total KMC Bans All-time:

Backfire: 540
Badabing: 1441
BadKitty: 82
Digi: 547
Finti: 5
General Kaliero: 90
Impediment: 1306
Kes: 12
Lil B: 364
Mechmoggy: 1
Newjak: 6
Paola: 258
Peach: 699
Pr: 313
Raz: 375
REXX: 315
Storm: 1121
Tex: 43
Ushgarak: 967
WanderingDroid: 442

Total: 8927

June 30, 2003 was the first ban, by Raz, of user "thebigballguy"

This also confirms that Bada is the forum's bloodthirstiest mod.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Sorry for my absence the past several weeks. I had a nagging intestinal infection. I think I may have damaged my intestinal lining by swallowing part of a steak bone. Anyway, I'll be on more as the pain has passed.

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Originally posted by Digi
Damn. Hope you're ok. At least eating a bone is about the most metal excuse ever for missing KMC time. Just tell everyone you're warming up for when you tear up LoB and feast on his remains.

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Originally posted by BackFire
That's the manliest excuse for an intestinal problem I've ever heard.