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Originally posted by NemeBro
Hey kids! NemeBro here for an episode of "Spot the Fallacy!"

Can any of you spot the fallacy in Carver's post?

Jimmy: "Mr. NemeBro, is it an Ad Hominem fallacy?"

That's right Jimmy! It IS an Ad Hominem fallacy!

An Ad Hominem fallacy can best be described as "an argument against the man, not the point," notice how Carver does not really address Creshosk's point at all, merely claiming he is wrong because he hates DBZ.

While this may be true, it however does not invalidate Creshosk's point at all, all arguments should be valued based on the posts points themselves, not the beliefs of the poster.

Well kids, that's all the time we have for today. Tune in next time for another "Spot the Fallacy!"

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
One of my favorite lines from the series is Captain Hero explaining his PIS/CIS:

"Using my superpowers, I could have easily saved myself and my friends, but I didn't react. Why? Because I smoke pot. Still think drugs are cool?"

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

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Originally posted by namorsubby
Namorsubby: Thor, you're no where near as powerful as Galactus

Thor: Well, Subby, how do you explain those scans?

Namorsubby: They're Bullsh*t

Thor: But, But I'm the God of Thunder.

Namorsubby: For one, you're not really even a God, and two, you know you've got no business beating Galactus.

Thor: But, But.....

Namorsubby: But Nothing......and your hair is totally gay.


There

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Originally posted by Starscream M
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.

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Originally posted by Starscream M

for me eating is not an act of enjoyment, rather it is a necessary process in my maintaining optimal functioning

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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Doom using his time machine to travel back and steal an item of ultimate power? Yeah. He has done exactly that with prep. He did it with the Cosmic Cube in Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Comic Magazine. He tried to do it with THOTU in Marvel: The End.

It basically goes down like this:

He spends 7 minutes yelling at his lackeys to turn on his damn time machine lest they suffer his most terrible wrath.
He spends 1 minute grabbing the item of ultimate power.
He spends 1 minute reveling in his newfound power and talking in the third person.
Finally, he spends 1 minute cursing that blasted Reed Richards with internal monologuing while waiting to destroy the hapless mutant.

Doom wins.

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Originally posted by Galan007
Yes, there is a difference. Using your logic we could also say that the fecal remnants left in the toilet after Joker takes a dump are "created by God."

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Originally posted by Spire
If Superman can beat him...Hulk can.

The fight probably starts with Darkseid using his Omegaz on WWH. However, not being as powerful as Cyke's Optic Blast The Omegaz simply bounce off Hulk's pectoral muscles and hit Desaad at faster than Surfer speeds instead. Darkseid, with fear in his eyes and starts running.

Now, we all know Hulk is faster than most Marvel characters. Duh! However, he is also faster than the Sentry, as proved in the panels where the debris fell at faster than light speed. Hulk could easily chase down Darkseid. He does so. Hulk punches Darkseid then overwhelms him with - no not travel speed, or combat speed, but falling debris speed.

WWH wins.

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Originally posted by OneDumbG0

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Originally posted by Parmaniac

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Originally posted by Badabing
Guy Gardner for the wtfstompflawlessvictorypimpsmack!

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Originally posted by "Id"

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Originally posted by psycho gundam

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Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
OH SWEET CATS!

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
Living Tribunal would be the perfect Jedi because he'd bring balance to the force by bitchslapping it and telling it to behave.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
Neutrality is a luxury I cannot afford. I will always protect the weak.

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Originally posted by Badabing
me!

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Originally posted by Starscream M
yep. not for me cuz I don't swing that way...but objectively Obama is considered the hottest head of state.

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
Hey whatever you want to tell yourself. I run a counseling group for people suffering from butthurt.

Drop by some time.

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Originally posted by janus77
Doom is in The Blob's body (mind swap, not butt insertion ...).

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Originally posted by amnesia

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Originally posted by zopzop



I told you I DIDN'T want fries with that!

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Originally posted by amnesia
2 beef patties + iceburg lettuce + pickles ÷ sesame seed buns ÷ onions ÷ cheese x 29 grams of fat x 25 grams of protein n=y where n=mac sauce y= Thousand island dressing bada ba ba ba=I'm Lovin' it

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Originally posted by marwash22
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Originally posted by King Castle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PvwtS0htyk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1tG...feature=related

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
It's a fact that all Italians have recipes for spaghetti sauce inherited from their mothers. Its just a matter of digging through their attics until you find it.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
testicals have no bones ...that im aware of atleast

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Originally posted by -K-M-

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Originally posted by Parmaniac

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Originally posted by psycho gundam

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Originally posted by psycho gundam
he goes by the name Night Cock

his utility belt has only one function

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Uhuh. Excuses. Hint: Showing off your comic collection isn't going to help you get laid.

B*tch please, my d*ck's bigger than Godzilla on movie night. Am I doing it right?

I've been getting laid since middle school. My average number of partners is at it's lowest right now because of school but I get it in at least once every two weeks.

I can't last more than 3 days without a blow job.



The more you resist the more I look forward to the hunt. I'm going to enjoy breaking you.

By the time I'm done, you'll love it. If you misbehave however, I might have to borrow Brucie's strap on.

Bran resisted too but now his the Pokeball to my Pokemon.

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Originally posted by Parmaniac
Morlun can walk on water, you know who else can walk on water? ****ing Jesus.

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Originally posted by marwash22

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Originally posted by Badabing
Don't threaten me with terrible PMs, choking and pee, sport.

Here's how it really goes:

Face - Bada, I'm gonna kick your butt!

Me - *Smiles* Say when, SPORT!

Face - Right after I comb my hair and pluck my eyebrows.

Me - *Sigh*

Face - Hang on, I'm almost ready.

Me - ...

Face - I'm ready. *Face enters with his hair freshly combed and brows plucked* Okay, no hitting in the face, hair or groin. And no closed fists.

Me -

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Thanos Pimp Hand

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Originally posted by tideoftime
I pledge allegiance to the
in the Disunited States of KMC,
and to the ,
for which it stands,
one dorkdum, under Bada,
with , and , for .

*****

*I then sketch out the pentagram, slit the goats throat, and prepare to sacrifice 72 virgins to the Bada...*

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Originally posted by BobbyD
Your circular reasoning confounds me, Quan, though I like your passion.

At the moment of realizing you are caught in your own web of perverse logic, you shift gears in an attempt to not make egg stick to you. Ah, but you see, a skilled debater knows better.

I say 2 + 2 = 4.
You say, no Bob, 3 + 1 = 4.
I then say yes Quan, 3 + 1 also does = 4.
Then your response is, no only 3 + 1 = 4.

It's like this

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Originally posted by Tha C-Master
A hilarious post from another website:

"The Mother****ing Flash

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of **** you batman. That's Batman.

But the ****ing Flash, my god, my ****ING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that ****ing hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother ****! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's ****ing fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't ****ing enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, ****er) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or ****ING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the ****ing Flash.

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Originally posted by Tha C-Master

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and **** how is Superman THIS ****ing strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! **** you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet ****ing russia! RUSH-A! *****.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire."

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Originally posted by steverules_2


This picture has in no way been altered, it is in fact badabing in his true form

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Originally posted by carver9
I like poo poo.

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
On a roll? Like a sheep on a slaughterhouse conveyor belt?

But I suppose that's a crude comparison that insults the intelligence of the average sheep.

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Originally posted by psycho gundam

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C

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Originally posted by steverules_2
There's only one way to settle this mess and sort it out, I'm going to post a nice christmas picture to get us all in the mood for Christmas

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
My impression of this thread:

Quan: Who wins?
Responder(s): Larfleeze
Quan: No Magus wins. [Insert Larlfleeze lowballing]
Responder(s): So basically you created this convinced that Magus would dominate? Isn't that basically a spite thread then? Or at least an attempt at a spite thread?
Quan: No this isn't a spite thread.
Responder(s): So in your opinion how many times out of ten does Magus win?
Quan: I'm not not going to break the rules. This isn't a spite thread.
Responder(s): Great. So how many times out of ten does Magus win in your view?
Quan: He wins 1/1.
Responder(s): Isn't that a dodge?
Quan: I am Thanos.

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Originally posted by Parmaniac

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Originally posted by MrMind

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Originally posted by batdude123

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Originally posted by King Castle
dude, i am just Awesome rolled in greatness.

glad you recognize it, it means you are also awesome and possibly rolled in greatness.

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Originally posted by HaSon

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Originally posted by marwash22

Bada, Delph and Pr...

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Originally posted by marwash22
pfft. I call my dick "OJ" 'cause it be killin' white hoes.

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Originally posted by -K-M-
Well done sir....

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Originally posted by -Pr-
Attacking Prime's fist with his face isn't exactly a sound tactic.

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Originally posted by -K-M-

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Originally posted by Black bolt z
Troll Logic

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Originally posted by The Nuul

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Originally posted by Badabing
I am powered by the real life IG!

A piece of Chuck Norris' beard, which he gave me personally.

Some sweat from ripped shirt Kirk.

Some of Sheen's tiger blood.

An unfiltered recording of Samual L. Jackson saying "mutha f*ckin"

A link of gold from Mr. T's chain.

The original Bruce Lee scrolls.

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Originally posted by marwash22
There's nothing closeted about our homosexuality. k, girlfriend! *snaps fingers*

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Stops at 2; Thanos cannot defeat Vapor with backhands alone...

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on ?

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
Based on the fact that a backhand will have no effect on a being thats basically intangible?

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Originally posted by quanchi112
You said vector has the power to take him out and have yet to back up your claim.

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
I never mentioned Vector

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Originally posted by quanchi112
So you want to argue powersets and not how they appear in comics. You still claimed he has the power to defeat Thanos.

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Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
I never claimed such a thing...

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Originally posted by 753
he was talking about vapor, not vector

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Originally posted by quanchi112
It doesn't matter.

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Originally posted by SamZED

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Originally posted by illadelph12
The opinions of people that use fake dicks, equate basketball knowledge to cultural awareness, and are currently getting sonned by Dum Dum Dugan in a debate, don't mean a muthaf*ckin thing to me.

Play yo position pawtna.

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Originally posted by illadelph12
He ain't slick. And he can't deny it's him either. I have irrefutable proof. If you notice in the commercial they state the price for the 'call now' deal is 6 Raptor straps plus 6 Twister Ties for $19.99 plus tax.

$19.99 + sales tax of 5% = $20.9895, or $21, rounding off

$21.00 / 6 (# of Raptor Strap and Twister combos) = $3.50.

$3.50!!!!

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Originally posted by Mindset

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Originally posted by marwash22

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Originally posted by Zack Fair

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Originally posted by Philosophía

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
Quanchi has a cleansing ritual where at the beginning of every month he burns all games in his possession that were released more than six months ago.

Since he's started he has yet to lose any family members to volcanoes or locusts. He knows what he's doing.

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Originally posted by quanchi112

The headlock he has in for him. I was also lying about the basement part I'm in his bathtub. I figured it was another pretend ignore job. Could smell it all the way from ohio.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Why...why are you in his bathtub?

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Clipping my toenails so he bathes in them. Aren't I just the meanest quan out there ?

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Originally posted by Omega Vision
And I'm reminded why he's on ignore.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
Okay seriously, wtf?

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Just don't get on my bad side so I don't have to sneak in your house and dip my balls into your peanut butter.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Tea bag his stupid, Irish peanut butter!

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Originally posted by Mindset
I keep my scorpions in peanut butter jars.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
Fortunately, I don't like peanut butter. I'm beginning to know why.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
That's a serious offense with you i'd probably just fart in a jar of your pickles.

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Originally posted by Mindset
My pickle jars are also full of scorpions.

Basically any jar in my house is going to have scorpions in it.

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Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
What about your jar of vaseline?

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Originally posted by Mindset
Let's just say it's difficult to fapsturbate.

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Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I heard scorpion venom make your penis harder

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I'm calling bs on this one.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Put your balls where your mouth is.

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Originally posted by Cogito

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Originally posted by Mindset
Wendigo = Canadian.

KM = Canadian.

He's one of your favorite characters.

The equations don't lie.

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Originally posted by Batman-Prime

GIFsFORUM.com

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Originally posted by -K-M-
haha so you edited the battle from "dinosaur rhino" to just "dinosaur", but you have the thread name Vs "an actual Rhino"

and you gave the dinosaur prep? Awesome



Edit: Now you changed it back to "actual rhino". Well played

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
i thought rhinos were dinasours for some odd reason

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Originally posted by quanchi112
If I become a fan we could have star trek sleepovers. Delph would be so in. The three of us would be thick as thieves. Drinking faygo pops, eating pizza, and having phaser wars all night long.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Quan just pmed me and said he wishes he could be as cool as me.

It doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but I thought you guys would like to know.