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Originally posted by bruceman
wolverine - batman makes a davice that will disable wolverines healing factor and then take him out with electric device or anything he wants

spider-man - batman can just freeze him with the freeze gun or he can just wear his adavanced suit which gives him super human speed and strength it will be anough

namor- can come up with a device that will suck all the moisture out of namor and dehydrate him to the point he will be ko

iceman - anti cold suit which he used vs mister freeze cold ice doesnt effect him while in this suit, he can use heat devices to hurt iceman or his electric batrangs , if he really wants he can use his nano bombs that spread deadly gass in any way he beats iceman

ironman - he use his force field device he invented that even superman wasnt able to brake true it , then he use his atachment bugs that are sticking to the person and explode , those bombs were able to take off a bulding clean

juggernaut - not too hard he was able to duplicate supermans strength and speed with nano bots that were able to absorb his abilities and then create an armor with all those abilities so if he use his force field that superman cant brake + the armor he will defeat juggernaut by bfr him out of space

king thor - as i said force field + super human srmor + he got a device in his utility belt which can project any attack back with greated force which means anything king thor throws at him will get back to him much harder

thanos and galactus are going down the same way with his projective device in his belf plus the force field , he can also create a combination device which will combine the superman nanabots and will absorb the sun strength and will combine it into 1 foce that will destroy almost anyone, he also can mimic any power he wants with his nanobots and create an armor with those powers, and anything galactus will throw at him he can counter withthe force field and will be projected back at galactus due to his device so batman clears the gauntlet

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Originally posted by Mindset
Because there are only ten black people on the internet and we all know each other, if we find out someone new is on we add them to our club.

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Originally posted by Mshinu
If you take anything from the Rulk`s mouth as truth you are the one who`s dumber than a bag of hammers.

Rulk had no way of gaining the advantage? read their first fight again. In the second fight Thor and Hulk worked together, simple as that.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

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Originally posted by Blanket
I need something new to look at on the computer.

I can`t sleep, and I`m bored as shit.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Hush little branny don't say a word, quanny's going to get you a Thanos bird. If that Thanos bird don't sing quanny's gonna get you a Thanos ring.

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Originally posted by Blanket
I`m not retarded

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Shhh branny, I am singing to you. If that Thanos ring don't fit quanny's going to let you have a Thanos shit. Go to sleep my little baby bro.

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Originally posted by Blanket
Apparently you are though.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
philosophy can be summed up as a buncha old farts sitting around creating greater and greater conundrums of things that don't matter in the least

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Originally posted by Creshosk
*looks at the forum, then back at starscreams post then back at the forum again*



You don't say.

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Originally posted by Phantom Miria
This is some seriously bad roleplaying, no offense. I am stunned. Where is the professionalism? The only legitimate spanking in this post is you giving your own ass a round.

Let me get this post straight. You get thrown down by a nimble demon. This demon is flying. Your character recover without harm from her energy blasts. She is going to send her back to Hell without touching her. She then somehow reached and gripped Etna's throat without she having a chance to react. Somewhere along the line I guess Valkyrie became a speedster and flyer. Then she so eagerly wants to kill the demon that she cuts her on the arm. In her murderous rage, she put the sword against her lips.
Then she reveals having met Emma. She then turn the blade flatside and bring the demon that was capable of flying Valkyrie's weight down to the ground somehow, as if assuming the demon does not feel like flying anymore. She succeed at pressing her against the ground despite this Succubus still being able to lift the weight of Valkyrie. In all her hate, bloodthirst and murderous rage, she erotically spank the female demon. She then kick her several yards into a parked SUV.

I have only one question: Do they have SUVs in Asgard?

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Originally posted by Phantom Miria
"You were part of a chemical accident. The good news are that you have become highly elastic and stronger than the common man. The bad news are that you are not at all durable and your body is unable to hold you together. You are melting, Mr. Iamsol Ucky. The chemical interactions with your body should have made your body able to sustain your elastic ability, but sadly, God only allows two powers and he consider Elasticity, Superhuman Strength and Superhuman Durability powers. Unfortunately for you, he decided against Durability and went for Elasticity and Strength.

Enjoy your remaining fifteen minutes alive. Anyone you want us to call before you end up a puddle of human wastes? Anything you want? I can bring you a glass of water, although there is the risk of the water will be absorbed by your imbalanced body, so I advise against it"