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Originally posted by Kutulu
Sounds about right - WWH post Sentry fight was at that point a skyfather level brick. Even the likes of Mangog would get beaten.

Juggernaut, Sentry, Gladiator, Superman - they would have all gotten beaten at that point. Good thing for Marvel Earth that Hulk gave himself up.

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Originally posted by long pig
I don't remember making this thread. But I do agree with myself.

I also agree that eleven inches is by FAR the most disturbing ass poster on this forum.

His name is 11inches, he has a picture of a 9 year old girl named Dakota Fanning as his avatar and his location is "in dakota".

WTF??

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Originally posted by Tetragrammaton


"He's a complainer. He's a habitual complainer. That's what Kandy is."

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Originally posted by 2damnloud
Magneto.

All atoms are tiny magnets.

Thanos is made of atoms.

You get the picture.

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Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Happy birthday Quan.

Gunna get a Thanos penis cake?

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Originally posted by 2damnloud
From what I've hearsd about Sersi, she turns WW into Charmin and then uses her.

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
I run a company. I just had dinner with the govenor. I just did an interview on a local station at the last minute. I've sang in front of the president. I've fought Thugs in the hood. argued with racist teachers for better grades. Been openly gay in school, work, the hood, and even str8 bars and you tell me I"m a coward. I've got spades of courage. You are nothing. Less than actually to me. You know nothing of real courage. Look a racist cop in the face while driving a luxury car and then you'll know something about courage. Bytch.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Lol arouse, I think you mean arose.

Unless pis gets you off

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Originally posted by Ouallada
The other carebears may care, but this carebear doesn't give a flying heart-sh*t about your fetish. [/language]

Let's try this. Prove to me you aren't a pink retard who is a couple of chromosomes away from being a dolphin. I assure you the latter isn't really proving a negative, so to speak.

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Originally posted by I-Drop
Like this?
Then Cyclops takes him in 2 seconds

...nnhhh...
-Bruce Wayne

Martian Manhunter says "Daaaaaaaaayuuummmm!"

That stuff Cyclops said is roughly translated to "You can't fvck w/me mane. Better chill the fvck out 'fore I start regulatin' up in this bit<h!"

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Originally posted by The Heap
I could get you into serious ****ing trouble, you know?

I'm not talking about moderators and forums.

I'm sic minded.

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Originally posted by kakuzu
Tusche. If thats how you spell it.

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Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
I was just having a discussion with a few of my friends on how we should break out all of our ancient toys and have an all-out war. (I specialized in Spider-Man, beast wars and DBZ toys)

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Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
There is no need to lie to you you shit from a fly's ass.

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Originally posted by fangirl101
Thought you were in a lake. At the Bottom. With a concrete boot on. If not, then shame.

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Originally posted by KingD19
With his Scream, BB wins, without it, Namor pwns him.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
holy batman!



captain cold grabs flash before flash can move and smashes his head...captain cold moves beyond light speed fo
shure

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Originally posted by snoopdogg
Couldn't Venom strangle Colossus?

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Originally posted by nicamarvin
hey where is Dr Doom? I think he builded a UN??

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Originally posted by Master Court
Look how much space you take up you greedy sonofab*tch! It's my turn motherf*cker!

Let's do this in points, you badass sh*tkickin' sonofab*tch! I f*ckin love you!

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Originally posted by Master Court

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Originally posted by shaggy binx
wats REALLY FUNNY is the fact that ur mom has a wooden leg wit a bird house in it and lives in a 2 story dorito bag i wish i knew u so i could duct tape a diaper to ur face 2 stop the sh1t from coming out

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Originally posted by Master Court
F*ck it.

First, take a big step back and literally, F*CK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of bullsh*t you're trying to pull here, but Hulk, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down ungodly f*cking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f*cking United Nations and get a f*cking binding resolution to keep me from f*cking destroying you. I'm talking about scorched earth, motherf*cker! I will massacre you! I WILL F*CK YOU UP!

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Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
To be honest Chinese waitresses aren't usually hired on their beauty at $8.99 Buffets.

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Originally posted by Battlehammer
trick, that gunna really gunna way in my opinion and vote on this fight.

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Originally posted by -K-M-
*scratches his head* What?

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Originally posted by SoulDevourer
but caps sheild is VERY thick in the middle, as thick as mjolnir if u look carefuly

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Originally posted by h1a8
Byrne on his old site, I think hinted at Superman's power is part psionic and that solar energy helps him absorb energy from his true source (another dimension possibly). The more solar energy he absorbs the more extra dimensional energy he can absorb. Maybe solar energy is used to open the portal. The more the solar energy and stronger his will is then the wider the portal can be opened.

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Originally posted by -Pr- that's cyclops.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
dood, I can always use a strap-on...

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Originally posted by long pig
Lightspeed needs an unlimited source of energy and a being capable of handling the riggors of light speed, Hulk has both.

Given enough clean clear distance(millions of lightyears of miles) the guy might reach light speed.

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Originally posted by FearOfBlood
Classic Hulk would destroy Superman. Uni power hulk would destroy DCU.

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Originally posted by carver9

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
he has half limitless strength

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Originally posted by Black bolt z


If firelord fights like not an idiot he should win.

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Originally posted by Creshosk
I remember someone saying that Wolverine could kill the ocean by stabbing the ocean floor.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
anyone know where this pic of storm is from?

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Originally posted by Black bolt z
I watched Arthur when I was like 4. I haven't watched it in like 8 years.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I don't ignore anyone. Running from the opposition isn't in my adonis dna. Go ahead and cut me and I'll bleed tiger all over you. Face me trick and let's end this once and for all.

Turn and face me.

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Originally posted by kakuzu
its like aruging with a retarded wall

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Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Childhood... was that a Freudian slip again Philo. Don't you remember our conversations from awhile ago, where I made fun of your adolescence and asked about your portfolio (or lack thereof)? I did so because you loved talking down to people on a comic book forum, and thus I asked if that was all you were good at or had you accomplished anything in life... Of course, that ended that conversation right there didn't it. Wait, have you actually graduated high school and got a 10 dollar an hour job since then? If so, you're making progress my child.

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Originally posted by keiththegreat

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Originally posted by Dum Dum Dugan
just stop. Honestly this is just getting out ragesous.

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Originally posted by Mindset
chomper, are you a mensa member?

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Originally posted by chomperx9
mensa is female, you want to call a dude dummy in spanish, its menso

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Originally posted by Mindset
Guess not.

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Originally posted by Badabing
You can take her in your sweet ride.

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Originally posted by h1a8
Ymir is not a skyfather being. Any legitimate skyfather can beat him by merely banishing him or teleporting him into the sun. Ymir is not a rival of Odin nor Surtur. Remember not to go by comic fight outcomes if it contradicts what will really happen. DD is harder than Ymir, in no way can he physically harm DD. This is like me trying to harm a small diamond with my bare hands (flesh and bone).

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Originally posted by h1a8
I already did several posts ago. I showed that Hulk's full strength equals only a small portion of Colossus's strength.

Again, you can pinch your own skin with a very minute amount of force.
It would take Hulk almost all of his strength to pinch Colossus's skin. But Colossus can pinch his own skin very easily. So a tiny portion of his strength matches ALL of Hulk's strength. A full punch from Colossus should splatter Hulk.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
We should have a KMC version of Battle for the Cowl! I know I will ultimately assume the mantle of the bat (because I am most similar to Bruce Wayne, mentally and physically)!

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Originally posted by Parmaniac
I still remember the great storyline where Batman asks people on an internet forum where they do their online dating.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
marvel rhino vs a dinosaur

both have prep
no bfr

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
i thought rhinos were dinasours for some odd reason

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
can hulk lift earth with mljonir on it?

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Originally posted by vansonbee
Steve has master basketball, so boxing would be a breeze for Steve, who was train to fight wars.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
sad about Jobs. truly a genius, in more than one way.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Name them.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
business, technology.

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Originally posted by Mindset
Nope.

Come at me.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
lol you guys don't like jersey shore?

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Originally posted by MF DELPH
I don't like you.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
oh...

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Originally posted by Starscream M
bor was a low herald at best in my estimation.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Physco purate

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Originally posted by Starscream M
I consider myself lucky to have grown up in the late 80s/early 90s

we had great pop music (spears and aguilera at their prime, backstreet boys, etc)

ah nostalgia

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Originally posted by h1a8
Although large in size dead galaxies aren't very durable like adamantium or Juggernaut.

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Originally posted by h1a8
How would you define Trans? Wouldn't be the ability to beat any (or most) heralds with not too much trouble? If so then, name three heralds that would either beat Wolverine or give him super great trouble. Because IMO, Logan would one or two shot any herald within a small moment of fighting. This is assuming all heralds fight in character and not with CIS off.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
this thread is getting lame

(posted at 11:53 pm EST)

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Originally posted by Badabing
This thread got lame at 11:53 pm EST.

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Originally posted by MF DELPH

I know this is just a coping mechanism given my failed engagement, but Illactus must feed.

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Originally posted by batdude123
"PCP is no match for my rape-strength." -Galan007

Some day your children are going to look back on this and be proud of their papa.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
I was at a Gary Glitter concert once, and he picked me out of the crowd for not dancing like everyone else.

I was about ten, at the time. Being asked by Gary Glitter to dance for him.

So yeah.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
claremont is a very good writer he will make it work.

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Originally posted by -Pr-
If I could, I'd ban you for saying such nonsense.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
if i could , I'd tear all your superman comics

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Originally posted by Starscream M
omg you train at a 'credible' gym!

I've scrapped on the streets, against guys with weapons, not knuckles, and I've tasted blood

don't waste my time

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Originally posted by Mindset
I listen to recordings of a slaughterhouse or I can't go to sleep.

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Originally posted by h1a8
The velocity of punch is more than 50mph. I have casually been clocked at 60mph throwing punches and I swung with all my might here. I can also throw a baseball at 85mph or more..

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Originally posted by Starscream M
friends are overrated. I'm a pc gamer.

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Originally posted by Mindset

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Originally posted by -Pr-
I was at a Gary Glitter concert once, and he picked me out of the crowd for not dancing like everyone else.

I was about ten, at the time. Being asked by Gary Glitter to dance for him.

So yeah.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
remember that time I was forced to support Thor due to rage's cowardice. I mean wtf people I have a life but it seems I may have to put it on hold to support the Hulk. I've never left Thanos' side once.

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Originally posted by Mindset
I don't have time for your word games.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
don't act like you've never googled brad pitt penis out of curiosity

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Racist people disgust me. The're almost as bad as homosexuals.

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Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
I have a girlfirend and kids.

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Originally posted by h1a8
That's the only way he could get his answer from. He used 10 seconds.
But the conversation took at least 20 seconds. I used a stopwatch and read the conversation in natural speed.

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Originally posted by fangirl101
Wonder Woman is like a Class 10 billion. Her strength wont' even register on the Class System. Much Like the Hulk's, Thor's, etc.

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Originally posted by ODG
This definitely is the most witless post you've ever responded to me with. I nearly fell out of my chair over the sheer stupidity that made you type this. What makes it a paradox, is that it bears correct spelling, yet contains no semblance of actual human conscious thought.

It's like a dog sh@t on your keyboard and the sh1t nuggets inexplicably typed that post out of pure coincidence. I don't know whether to report you or give you applause.

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Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
It's been two hours and I still have a massive, throbbing erection. I'm waiting till I get home so I can turn off the lights, put on some barry white, and masturbate furiously as I read the comic again and again.

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Originally posted by MF DELPH
If I ever need tips on crocheting blankets, seasonal patterns, or a heavy menstrual flow, I'll holla at you son.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
just made an interesting observation, Kobe Bryant has one of the most beautiful noses I've ever seen

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Originally posted by h1a8
Lastly, I never known Mjolnir to emit lightning bolts (or any energy) while blocking.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Strap on backwards spells no parts.

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Originally posted by h1a8
I'm the one who decides what you believe. That's why I allow you to choose in the meantime. But don't press your luck, I can take away that privilege at any time.

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Originally posted by Starscream M
if you could give yourself a blowjob, would you? and if you did, would that make you gay?

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Originally posted by cdtm
Who wins?

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Originally posted by h1a8
Cassandra cain wins only because her name is Cain as is Cain Marko.

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Originally posted by One Big Mob
Irony

Abhi can't even read a logo. I hear sometimes he goes to Burger King and argues with the filipinos because they won't give him a Big Mac. The only reason he "reads" Marvel is because he thinks it's a DC offshoot like Vertigo.

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Originally posted by carver9
speed of sound is 2000 mps someone need to some more history. Speed of sound start at 2000 mps and again northstar moves easily at the speed of light with no fatigue, he does it all the time, with no problem and mimic has a piece of northstar powers and he can only use 50% of the powers that he get. It was stated in the exiles book when mimic fought hyperion that he moves half the speed of light which is 93000 mps. Oh and by the way, with all you people using superman strength in battles, I have a wizard that shows superman top speed and it states that he move only at 2000 mps. If he fought someone like mimic or northstar or flash they would dodge him all day, with no problem.

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Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Darkseid is DCs embodiment of Evil, this reaches out metaphysically to Marvel too. Supermans story powers both Marvel and DC, or rather said all Superhero comics, Darkseids evil is also present in Marvel, Darkseids lesser Avatar Thanos already defeated Marvel. Now imagine a more powerful Avatar or the True Darkseid coming to Marvel to claim what is his. True Darkseid spitestomps the whole Marvel Metaverse, an weaker Avatar beats this team and does better than Thanos would (who is just an Avatar of an Avatar).

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Originally posted by ODG
This post is best described as quanchi112 anally raping abhilegend and whatever was pooped out, slithered over to a keyboard, logged on, and typed this post.

The horror.

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Originally posted by Board Walker
Bottom line is that cosmic armor superman is above the writers themselves, ca superman is the manifestation of us the fans who are above the writers.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I have 10 percent faith and confidence in myself.

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Originally posted by marwash22
tranny's do nothing for me, but futa gets me harder than gecko at a free all you can eat cake buffet.

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Originally posted by marwash22
nope. you opened this door, so now you have accept the big ass dick coming through it.

Futa (futanari) Either a real women with a fake dick, or in the case of most hentai, a real woman whose clitoris transforms into a dick. it's basically lesbian strapon porn, but better.

do yourself a favor and look up "girlfriends4ever"

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Originally posted by carver9
Thanos decides to pick someone to fight along side of him but this time he wants someone as mean and vicious as himself. He remember wolverine and the look that wolverine gave him during the time he had the ig. He seen rage.

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Originally posted by h1a8
Creating a werewolf was a sign of being God.

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Originally posted by h1a8
1. He came back from complete annihilation.
2. He created a werewolf
3. He stopped his own destruction and destroyed MM without touching or gesturing. MM is well beyond Herald level.

These are all beyond Galactus level.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Sentry made a werewolf?

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Originally posted by h1a8
Creating a werewolf symbolized that he WAS GOD.

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Originally posted by carver9
My screen name is UNBEATABLE26. Send me a friend request...I don't mind destroying you.

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Originally posted by carver9
Carver9 got a good memory so I remember your last words here.

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Originally posted by One Big Mob
Do you think Golgo ever gets called into the office of the overlords and they request with screens at least 20 spite threads a month, and to pump up any lesser known shitty titles?

Then when he's about to leave he hears "Golgo... one more thing before you leave in case you forgot." He hangs his head in shame, and you hear at least 5 zippers go down and Golgo begrudgingly shuts the door behind him.

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Originally posted by carver9
Yes. I'm good at depicting fear (that's why my Xbox gamer tag is fear me) and Philo fear against you is on a level I've never seen before.

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Originally posted by carver9
Reality is making sense though.

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Originally posted by carver9
I'm on top.

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Originally posted by Surtur
I am and I have to say you think about Superman as often as men are supposed to think about sex.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Raoul ain't ready..booty phatter than whale blubber..pussy tighter than a clan shell..smooth with no grass on the beach. Have his ass asking Mera who?

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Originally posted by h1a8
Put Superman against any of Caps villains and he would die for good.
There is no villain he would survive against. If you disagree then name one. Surely you are thinking of this happening in a comic where the writer protects Superman?

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Originally posted by -Pr-
I would have played D&D growing up... If i'd had enough friends to do so.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Your stupidity isn't a valid rebuttal

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Originally posted by carver9
I was still here before him though. My Derrick acct (forgot the password) was registered back in 2001.

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Originally posted by carver9
Hulk imo and this is from an unbiased opinion.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Meh. I have to rotate. There's only so much jilling a gal can do to the same stuff. So it's solo, hetero, gay, lesbian, trans, midget, bdsm, rape, hentai, beastiality, scat, rinse and repeat. Sometimes u gotta find those little niches in between to get your rocks off. Surely u understand.

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Originally posted by quanchi112
I want Rob to urinate on my penis while I masturbate furiously.

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Originally posted by carver9
no matter how many insults you toss my way, Carver9 is going to wake up the same way tomorrow, waking up at 9 with a smile...Brushing my teeth at 9:05 and fixing me a bowl of honey bunches of oats at 1030.

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Originally posted by carver9
Help me understand because whatever answer you give me, I need to avoid it.

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Originally posted by Raisen
i know why insane is doing it and i'd hope he would be honest about it. insane titan is probably juicing too much or he is on an emotional roller coaster from off cycle

insane. i'm just calling it how it is. are you juicing or off right now.

you calling people out for lying so don't do it yourself bro

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Originally posted by quanchi112
Expect rage and insults.

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Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
X Zavier

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Originally posted by Supra
Whatever man every thread on here with Superman vs anyone, Superman loses and its all spite. If you wanna love your evil characters that wanna wreck humanity and the universe go for it, Ill stand up for the guy that tries to protect people. Truth, justice and the American way.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
My stylist (barber) was clipping my ends and his dick touch my shoulder and dude almost got raped. Hell he might still get raped jus becuz

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Originally posted by carver9
I'm greasing myself up now.

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Originally posted by Badabing
You're a regular Nostradumbass.

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Originally posted by HueyFreeman
So I'm ****ing the cougar now apparently

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Originally posted by HueyFreeman
She's way too old to be acting like a school girl. I'm not that ****ing good in bed.

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Originally posted by HueyFreeman
When I got out my first bad breakup up i devolved to hedonism. I slept with a midget to see if i could as well as a string of other women. Lucky I didnt catch anything lol

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Originally posted by h1a8
It wasn't casual, it was with might.

Con games I see.

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Originally posted by Nihilist
Im banned from the gay bar.

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Originally posted by carver9
PM me if you're ready to see spoilers of my new vid called "chocolate thunder pancaked by 2 amazonian women".

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
problem is i kinda like the douchebag and lets face it, the shelf life on mama sins vag has an expiration date, the elasticity is getting a bit worn...if u get my drift..

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Originally posted by Digi
Isn't the life span of midget (or whatever the PC term is) much shorter than the norm? Sad, of course, but probably not too surprising.

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Originally posted by abhilegend
What lowballing?

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Animal bones are not made out of bone

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Naw PR is pale, skinny and gangly..picture Jack Skellington with skin. He also has a boxers nose (the fighter not the dog) and a wild bush of stringy orange red hair. His eyes are always watery as he constantly sheds tears for the plight of the world and his closest companion is a black and white photo of his grandma...the only person who truly loved him. He lives alone in a cottage on the seaside of Larne. His yard is overgrown with weeds and the only thing that blooms is a single daisy that he named Carver.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
He spends his days writing cyclops fanfic on reddit and modding the mating habits of his two pet guinea pigs. His mother doesnt have the heart to tell him they are both male and cant reproduce but he doesnt care..scott doesnt need a jean he says...lays down and goes to sleep

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Originally posted by janus77
I like watching men KTFO Thor, whether it be in movies, cartoons, video games or comics

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Originally posted by Silent Master
KTFO= Kneel to fellate Odinson.

Congrats, you're gay.

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Originally posted by Sin I AM
Who are you

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Originally posted by XLR87T3
I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

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Originally posted by Gecko4lif
If we are being perfectly honest if rosie slipped me a couple stacks id go balls deep no condom

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Originally posted by NemeBro
On a more serious note, it depends. I'm not near-exclusively into trans women like Nixon seems to be, but I'm also attracted to cis-men (which he isn't) as well as cis-women. Some feminine-looking people look better with a cock.