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Originally posted by Nononono666
then why people on reddit said that snake cannot beat a overgrown taekwondo instructor called kyle dickass motherucker

snake isnt even a bullettimer and is no faster than ezio or big boss who are unable to dodge arrows. miyagi would be too fast for snake and john to tag even with machineguns



then why Tzeentch said that snake have the most basic moves ever moron

but snake isnt even a bullettimer and was unable to break handcuffs. twin snakes snake maybe would last 5 secs against miyagi. but being a bullettimer doesnt make you peak human. elektra sliced a bullet in half and she still isnt peak human



kesuke miyagi casually catched a 240mph arrow that requires bullettiming speed while john and ezio got tagged by 150fps arrows

snake isnt even olympic level

snake isnt even good as ezio. and we all knows that miyagi could trash ezio given ezio is no better than jack reacher or john mcclane

snakes punches and kicks are ridiulously basic and telegraphed given Tzeentch said that. if snake trhows a punch, miyagi would effortlessly dodge and disarms snake throwing on ground them karate chops snakes skull in half

saying snake and big boss can contend against daniel and dre is like a boy in whellchair with down syndrome can fight batman or deathstroke

any person who thinks snake has a chance to beat daniel and dre doesn't deserve to live

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Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake and big pussy isnt even good as ezio who pales in comparison to 98% of live action movie characters

their speed is nothing special snake didnt even dodge gay ocelots punches and big pussy got tagged by arrow and got wasted by volgin and cunnighan

their durability is nothing special snake got one shotted by a random genome soldier back in the head and big pussy got trashed by cunnighan

snake and big pussy cannot even take 3 fodder soldiers while ezio was mowing down a army of highly trained templars. and ezio isnt even close to miyagi and han who steamrolled through cobra kai, cheng ,kreese and terry

cqc is nothing special its a glorified version of LINE that is complete garbage compared to other martial arts. martial arts takes long time to master because you needs to develot your motor coordination. if you put snake and big pussy against johnny, cheng or any other martial artists with decent experience they would get their asses wtfpwned in less than 5 secs

come back when snake and big pussy doesnt get their asses beaten by pussymorons like vamp, ocelot and volgin

them they might last 10 microsecs more against daniel and dre before they knocks their skulls off

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Originally posted by Nononono666
he is actually adressing to the video that snake is extremely slow in comparison to daniel and miyagi dickhead

watch the video snake is ridiculously slow, basic and telegraphed in comparison to miyagi, mcclane and mcdojo students

snake cannot even beat ezio. and ezio would lose to miyagi and stuart

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Originally posted by Nononono666
but snake isnt even good as nathan drake or joel given Tzeentch said that snake has the most BASIC and TELEGRAPHED moves EVER dickasses

either drake or joel would dance around snakes slow and telegraphed as phuck hits and proceed punch snakes skulls off in less than 5 secs lul

if snake isnt even faster than mcclane or mcdojo students them drake and joel are too fast for him

daniel and miyagi are too much for snake to handle

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Originally posted by Nononono666
but tzeentch said that snake has the most basic and telegrpahed moves ever

john mcclane and joel are too much for snake to fight

your arguments are invalid here

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Originally posted by Nononono666
ip man cannot even beat rocky balboa and we all knows james bond, robert mccall, jack reacher, john mcclane would punk rockys ass instantly

ip man nearly got his ass kicked by twister, someone boyka would trash in less than 10 seconds and we all knows bourne would bitchslap boyka

bourne picks a pencil and removes ip man's eye

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Originally posted by Nononono666
but Tzeentch already said that snake's punches and kicks are the most basic and telegraphed EVER

retusseq already told that ezio is too fast for big boss. and ezio is still a fodder to Mr Miyagi and Dre Parker just look how slow Ezio moves during his fight against the templar army in comparison to Miyagi kicking cobra kai's ass and Dre Parker fighting at the end of the movie

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Originally posted by Nononono666
he crumbled a small ass block no bigger than 25 meters that was already crumbling hulk should punch a good chunk of that city with a flick

those lasers are slow as hell taking 3 seconds to reach luffy and 5 secs to reach the three on background while luffy was speaking in real time

that city block is small as shit no bigger than 200 ft as you can still see the houses aren't that small as the bedrocks and was already hollow. you don't think that firepower and nuke Ross bring on Hulk shouldn't have done better

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Originally posted by Nononono666
he is actually telling factual information dickhead

snake and big boss have the most BASIC and TELEGRAPHED moves EVER. joel would have no throuble dodging and countering snake's blows to beat his ass

their PIS aura can't save their asses here

ask Tzeentch if joel wouldn't beat snake and john's ass toguether

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Originally posted by Nononono666
he is actually telling factual information dickhead

cap and ws doesn't fight faster or better than professional fighters or stuart and mai lihn from die hard. and we knows these fighters would get DESTROYED by bourne, miyagi or han

you doesn't need to be a master to see that professional fighters, stuart and lihn are faster than cap

cap and ws aren't bullettimers. mr miyagi catched a arrow with casual ease and arrows travel faster than 220mph

miyagi and dre are too fast for cap and ws tag even with guns

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Originally posted by Nononono666
leon and chris aren't even good as ip man. the same ip man that would get slaughtered by rocky balboa or jason bourne

leon's fight against krauser is nothing special. it doesn't look any better than dre parker or john mcclane's fights in karate kid and die hard

you doesn't even need to be a world class fighter to see that dre and mcclane are faster than leon and krauser. who pales in comparison to boyka and bone

leon and chris cannot defend themselfs against a variety of attacks such as leg sweep, throws, unpredictable moves and grappling that boyka would unleash

boyka and bone kicks their faces off

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Originally posted by Nononono666
so are you saying to me that a guy who's slow as fuck in comparison to dre parker and han is gonna beat miyagi who's above them



how old are you motherfucker

watch the movie again ozy is slow as shit in comparison to han or professional fighters

you doesn't even need to be a world class fighter to see that ozy is slow in comparison to miyagi and han

if ozy really catched a bullet moving fast as real bullet he would be moving far faster than he fights

ozy isn't a bullettimer. if he can bullettime he would be moving far faster than yuri boyka, chen zhen or olympic level fighters

i'm just gonna hold your quotes on my pocket to use latter. since you're obviously incapable of making legit counterpoints

come back when ozy can effortlessly catch real bullets. them he might be able to touch arrows instead